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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago
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"I found a packet of biscuits I forgot I had last night.
Not strictly a today win but within the last 24 hours so I reckon it still counts!  "
Oooo you've just reminded me I bought a flapjack yesterday and it's still in my bag  . That's elevenses sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I shaved my lady garden and didn't cut myself 
Mrs
Result, can I help with some moisturiser? 
Ok, nothing spicy mind, it stings 
How about baby oil to play it safe. "
With a tiny pinch of chilli powder. Theres has to be a bit of excitement |
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"I shaved my lady garden and didn't cut myself
Mrs
Result, can I help with some moisturiser?
Ok, nothing spicy mind, it stings
How about baby oil to play it safe.
With a tiny pinch of chilli powder. Theres has to be a bit of excitement "
Deal.  |
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"Cancelled project meeting for tomorrow, read the update this morning.
Ooh I’ve had the opposite 
That's so annoying. Hope it passes painlessly/limited action points for you.
Presenting role "
I hope it goes well. I don't mind presenting, I dislike being the nominated spokesperson because no one else wants to do it. |
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"Cancelled project meeting for tomorrow, read the update this morning.
Ooh I’ve had the opposite
That's so annoying. Hope it passes painlessly/limited action points for you.
Presenting role
I hope it goes well. I don't mind presenting, I dislike being the nominated spokesperson because no one else wants to do it. "
Thank you. I’ll be happy as long as my boss doesn’t add his two penneth. |
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"Cancelled project meeting for tomorrow, read the update this morning.
Ooh I’ve had the opposite
That's so annoying. Hope it passes painlessly/limited action points for you.
Presenting role
I hope it goes well. I don't mind presenting, I dislike being the nominated spokesperson because no one else wants to do it.
Thank you. I’ll be happy as long as my boss doesn’t add his two penneth. "
Make a sacrifice to the office gods and you may get lucky (hasn't worked for me yet but you never know) |
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By *nnCeeWoman 33 weeks ago
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(Almost bodily) Bumped into an ex-boyfriend I the supermarket this evening, twice.
I've seen him in there before and thought he recognised me.
I don't think he did, because I sparked up a conversation with him, after the second time we almost collided, coming around the end of an aisle.
After a very brief catch up chat, and some, erm, reminiscing, he checked out my arse, and told me I still had an effect on him 
He may also have propositioned me.
Had he not, moments before, told me he was married, I may have taken him up on the offer. He's still fit as...  |
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