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What's the dumbest thing you've heard this week?
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"Told a female work colleague I am off to Amsterdam for a weekend with a group of lads soon. She goes "oh nice, where is that? Just outside Birmingham"?. To say I was baffled is an understatement "
lol ohh dear. Mmmm probably the clincher would be someone claiming “that the woman must be very dissatisfied on fab as sex can only be good with their partner is if they or their partner orgasm”. Which while is an important part of sex there’s more to sex then the next orgasm and that it doesn’t necessarily translate to bad sex or unhappy lovers if it doesn’t always happen.  |
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Not this week but I once had someone ask if the porridge I was eating was like real porridge....you know, readybrek 
I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
Evie |
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"Not this week but I once had someone ask if the porridge I was eating was like real porridge....you know, readybrek
I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
Evie "
Give over. Everyone knows who Mr T is surely?? |
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!"
I once told a guy I couldn't meet him coz he had the same name as my ex fuck buddy and he left me with a bit of trauma...the guy was baffled lol x |
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By *RWoodyCouple 33 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
Not this week, but years ago, an ex of R's accused him of cheating.
What was the evidence I hear you ask? She said he was lying about where he was going...
He was going to an evening football match.
"Don't lie to me, how do you expect me to believe that they play in the dark...."
Mrs J x |
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!"
Why is that dumb? I wouldn't want to imagine shagging my Dad either! x |
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!
I once told a guy I couldn't meet him coz he had the same name as my ex fuck buddy and he left me with a bit of trauma...the guy was baffled lol x"
Some people just can't understand. I have rejected a Guy because he was the spitting image of my ex who was abusive.
I nearly had a heart attack just seeing his picture and tried to explain that I just wouldn't be able to relax around him. Wouldn't take no for an answer and kept pushing so just blocked him in the end. |
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!"
Why is that dumb? I wouldn’t fuck anyone they looked related to me! Just wrong on all counts. |
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By *orny PTMan 33 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!"
I have to agree with her. It would be freaky sleeping with a parent's double. This applies to looking like other family members too. |
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"Not this week but I once had someone ask if the porridge I was eating was like real porridge....you know, readybrek
I also used to work with a girl who, when we were chatting in the office, would email me things she didn't understand like who is Mr T, what does ordained mean etc.
Evie "
this made me spit out my coffee - i had a friend who fed her rabbit readybreak - its real oats you know!!!!!!  |
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My internet provider calling me to tell me my contract expires tomorrow and I should cancel it tomorrow & take out a new contract for the same product pay 199 install again , get two months free & I need to use a different name as only new customers get two month free. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 33 weeks ago
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"Told a female work colleague I am off to Amsterdam for a weekend with a group of lads soon. She goes "oh nice, where is that? Just outside Birmingham"?. To say I was baffled is an understatement "
In fairness, they both have lots of canals. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Controversially I just heard, on the news, that those poor ex soldiers accidentally killed in Gaza/Palestine didn’t expect it?? I say, again controversially, they bloody well did especially taking those type of contracts?? |
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"It was a couple of weeks ago but a lady on here told me she couldn't meet me because I looked like her dad so it would be too weird to have sex!"
Was that before or after you'd sent a face pic. I mean, it'd be weird if she made the judgement without a face pic  |
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol
Did you laugh in his face  "
LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have.
Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job”
Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation. |
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Not this week but a couple of years ago on holiday we were exploring El Ray
I was attempting to communicate with one of the locals as best I could (i.e. without speaking slowly & shouting), after which a young lady in our party asked me why I was talking to the gentleman in Spanish when we were actually in Mexico...
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol
Did you laugh in his face
LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have.
Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job”
Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation."
I'm sure it was a ridiculous conversation but I fail to understand the relevance of whether you seem the finance manager to be attractive or not. Being attractive is bugger all to do with work competence. |
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I was once stopped by the police and he asked me what the speed limit was on that road. When I said it was 40 and that was what I was doing he said I must of been going faster than that as he had to do 50 to catch me up.
What a thick twat. |
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"Finance manager told me its my responsibility to manage my departments finance… lol
Did you laugh in his face
LOL shes a she (not attractive at all) and no but i should have.
Im a very straight forward guy so i asked “why are you trying to avoid your work. It’s literally your job”
Her response made such little sense iv now forgotten what she even said but man it was a ridiculous conversation.
I'm sure it was a ridiculous conversation but I fail to understand the relevance of whether you seem the finance manager to be attractive or not. Being attractive is bugger all to do with work competence. "
Lol because on this site im expecting everyone to instantly wonder if shes hot
Wouldnt mind having a hot finance manager… especially one that will do her job too lmao |
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