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Typically when you know sex is on the cards with the person/people your meeting, do you do anything extra that you wouldn't usually do or just a quick shower and jobs a gooden 
Whether it's a new outfit, shave and exfoliate everywhere, nail polish, pedicure, blow dry, new aftershave etc. Is there anything you do extra?
Miss S x |
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me 
FFS I just spat my coffee out 
Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird "
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me
FFS I just spat my coffee out
Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird
It’s ok. I licked my phone screen "
It's good to keep the tongue well practised |
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me
FFS I just spat my coffee out
Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird
It’s ok. I licked my phone screen "
You've been reading the thread about giving your phone a good tonguing haven't you!? |
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"Tuck my flaps between my legs, have a dance in front of the mirror and tell myself how I'd fuck me
FFS I just spat my coffee out
Don't waste perfectly good caffeine Bird
It’s ok. I licked my phone screen
You've been reading the thread about giving your phone a good tonguing haven't you!?"
I do it all the time |
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave.
I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.
Sound hairer than me."
Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey. |
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck "
What if they don't like the taste of deodorant 
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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave.
I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.
Sound hairer than me.
Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey."
My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.
If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case. |
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"Shave, shave, shave, shave.
I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.
Sound hairer than me.
Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey.
My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.
If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case."
I read that as your shave your penis head
Miss S x |
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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Shave, shave, shave, shave.
I always keep a dozen or so razors in plus a couple of cans of shaving foam and a fuck-ton of immac, just in case I get lucky.
Sound hairer than me.
Hairier than a Bill Oddie/Brian Blessed lookie-likey.
My extra shaving is the head but that starts off with the trimmer, then shave, then face/neck. Different razor for the bits.
If I’m doing it right, usually a once over the day before and then all the shaving again before going out with checks on the ears and nose just in case.
I read that as your shave your penis head
Miss S x"
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By *TG3Man 40 weeks ago
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"Typically when you know sex is on the cards with the person/people your meeting, do you do anything extra that you wouldn't usually do or just a quick shower and jobs a gooden
Whether it's a new outfit, shave and exfoliate everywhere, nail polish, pedicure, blow dry, new aftershave etc. Is there anything you do extra?
Miss S x"
The works at the local spa for me |
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By *eliWoman 40 weeks ago
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Hey Miss S.
I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to... 
You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.
The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 40 weeks ago
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I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player. 
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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
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Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave. |
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"Hey Miss S.
I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...
You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.
The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to. "
Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi
Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)
Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.
I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...
Miss S x |
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave."
Love that
But... Where's the fun in that
Miss S x |
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
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oh no!!!! well at least he turned up - mine messaged 35 mins after he should have been there to say time had run away with him and he hoped i had not put myself out!!!! to which i replied - not at all - i take great delight sitting in pub carparks waiting for a twat to not arrive |
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By *eliWoman 40 weeks ago
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"Hey Miss S.
I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...
You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.
The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to.
Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi
Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)
Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.
I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...
Miss S x"
Oh you flirt. Compliment my words and I swoon.
Yes you get the everything shower! It's a lot of fun but it's exhausting.
I'm glad there's someone else who is weird and does it the other way around! You'd think that not wearing knickers is a sign of being down to fuck. No, me making an effort to put them on is a sign that I want them slipped over my thighs. |
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"Hey Miss S.
I'm giving you one of these because it would be rude not to...
You must know an everything shower. Well, I have an everything shower but I dial it up to 13. I put on a good playlist, premake an ice cold drink for after because I get so very warm. I tend to have my nails manicured as standard, exfoliate frequently but I'll take a little extra time - blowdrying my hair in a bid to tame it. Teeth whitening straps.
The big thing I do is wear knickers. I dislike wearing knickers. Rarely do. If I'm meeting someone though? I love it. I love choosing something lacy and imagining someone's fingers exploring, pulling them to one side. Even giving them to someone. So as much as I hate knickers, I wear them because it gives me a little rush to.
Oh Meli, lovely Meli Hi
Your words literally make me melt from the inside out (and my downstairs throb... But that's a different story)
Your exactly like me the everything shower, love it. I can't not it's a must for me.
I never wear underwear either but I feel like on a meet it's a must as what's the fun in nothing hiding your lady parts...
Miss S x
Oh you flirt. Compliment my words and I swoon.
Yes you get the everything shower! It's a lot of fun but it's exhausting.
I'm glad there's someone else who is weird and does it the other way around! You'd think that not wearing knickers is a sign of being down to fuck. No, me making an effort to put them on is a sign that I want them slipped over my thighs."
I can't not
It bloody is, on top of doing everything else after, your right a cool drink is needed, it is tiring but gets me excited too and the end result of looking and feeling gorgeous and then being fucked silly. Perfect 
Miss S x |
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By *nnCeeWoman 40 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
oh no!!!! well at least he turned up - mine messaged 35 mins after he should have been there to say time had run away with him and he hoped i had not put myself out!!!! to which i replied - not at all - i take great delight sitting in pub carparks waiting for a twat to not arrive "
I'll give him his due - he's the first of 5 "meets" arranged so far this year which didn't cancel or rearrange.
But... yeah... just a little bit over-excited, I guess. And fair enough, it happens, I get that. There was no shame there. But I did leave feeling a little deflated and rather unsatisfied. Oh well! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 40 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.
Love that
But... Where's the fun in that
Miss S x"
True... it could have been an earth-shaking experience from both sides... hahaha
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.
I had a bloody glorious drive out in the countryside in the sunshine though, so happy with that! |
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.
Love that
But... Where's the fun in that
Miss S x
True... it could have been an earth-shaking experience from both sides... hahaha
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.
I had a bloody glorious drive out in the countryside in the sunshine though, so happy with that! "
Very true
Well that's something, least your stuck by your word
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Depends on what mode they want me in
Normal me shave front bit face aftershave shower brush teeth can be out the door in 40 minutes
Hybrid me shaved legs shaved front and back shave face brush teeth perfume or aftershave depending on preference can be out the door in 3 hours
Full Nat
Shaved front and back legs face try on thousand different outfits only to come back to the first one
Make up perfume brush teeth
Can be out the door in 8 hour |
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Probably clean a bit of helmet cheese out.
The stuff that's turned to knob-concrete over the last 45 years - might give that a bit of a polish.
Under the right light, you can see your face reflected in it  . |
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck
What if they don't like the taste of deodorant
Miss S x"
Give them clothes peg for their nose  |
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always full monty , bath followed by a shower , in the bath i cut toe nails finger nails shave face and privates , trim eyebrows nose n ear hair........., then veet me chest n jump in shower to wash n condition hair....
then dress , ironed shirt , pressed strides , polished shoes , then aftershave..... 
oh and brush teeth n suck xtra strongs whils driving to meet |
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If it's someone new, I make sure I'm smooth as can be. I shave, moisturise, use my best toiletries/makeup etc. I might buy some new lingerie if I have the money spare. But I wouldn't be forking out for a new outfit, shoes, hair or nails etc. I think that's a bit much for one shag. |
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I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.
My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.
Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that |
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.
My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.
Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that "
You do what to your bum? |
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave."
No that definitely doesn't work  |
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"If it's someone new, I make sure I'm smooth as can be. I shave, moisturise, use my best toiletries/makeup etc. I might buy some new lingerie if I have the money spare. But I wouldn't be forking out for a new outfit, shoes, hair or nails etc. I think that's a bit much for one shag."
Me too.
Oh no, I wouldn't neither but I like to do my nails myself 
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"I shaved my legs on Saturday, when I had a coffee meet.
I kinda wish I hadn't.
Because if I'd had stubbley legs, I wouldn't have agreed to follow him back to his, and then been so very disappointed when he came after about 2 minutes of kissing and a little stroking.
And he definitely wasn't an equal opportunities player.
Sometimes i deliberately dont shave to make sure i behave.
No that definitely doesn't work "
Have you tried it?
Miss S x |
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.
My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.
Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that
You do what to your bum? "
It’s a hair removal cream. I’m have a really hairy bum |
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"I might treat myself to new lingerie but that’s because I enjoy buying it and having an excuse to wear it.
My nails are always done, I moisturise and exfoliate regularly and my hair is cut regularly to keep any split ends away. Luckily I’ve never coloured my hair so I don’t have any maintenance for that.
Th only thing I really do differently is woowoo my bum because I don’t keep on top of that
You do what to your bum?
It’s a hair removal cream. I’m have a really hairy bum "
Surely a bit of bum fluff is normal or are we talking Chewbacca hairy |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! "
I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.
Put on a fucking watch |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!
I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.
Put on a fucking watch "
Well when you start kissing men out of nowhere, I don't think billing them is fair  |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!
I’m going to start billing men I’ve kissed and smudged my lipstick for.
Put on a fucking watch "
Or pornstar lipstick
Old school hair spray over the top off it
Not very friendly but works
New school waterproof face paint is what they mostly useing these days |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it! "
Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!
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"Shower and im ready to go
At least you shower, I've heard some don't
Miss S x
I can't believe people dont have a wash before a meet? "
I know I've read it in many profiles/threads etc so I know it's a thing.
Crazy isn't it!
Miss S x |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!
Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!
Miss S x"
Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away! |
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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!
Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!
Miss S x
Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away!"
Loving the attention rather than too polite |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Erm been that long since last met.
Last meet I wore a suit ( in meetings in morning).
Brought a bag of work ties, used them to tie her up and soft teasing with them.
I still use the ties for work and have flash backs when wearing them again |
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"It takes me aaaaaaages to get ready if I know sex is on the cards that I wouldn't do normally. Shave my cock and balls, use the Lush soap, shave my face, put product in my hair, put aftershave on, put a watch on that isn't my Fitbit. Honestly, the women don't know the half of it!
Ooooh lush soap, you go alllllll out!
Miss S x
Exactly, they better appreciate it! Not just for the smell, but for the two hours I was at the shop when buying it because I was too polite to the assistants to tell them to go away!"
Omg, the worst shop for that
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I get as ready for a social meet as I do for a sexy one (you never know)
Everything shower - shave and exoliate, defuzz my face, new lingerie, hair and make up, some sort of figure hugging dress that also hides my belly  |
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"I get as ready for a social meet as I do for a sexy one (you never know)
Everything shower - shave and exoliate, defuzz my face, new lingerie, hair and make up, some sort of figure hugging dress that also hides my belly "
That's it, you just never know what's on the cards so I do too
Miss S x |
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"I do a top-up trim downstairs, scrub profusely, trim nails and beard, style my hair, and give my nether-regions an extra blast of deodorant just for good luck
What if they don't like the taste of deodorant
Miss S x"
Don't worry, it's strawberry flavoured |
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