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over a year ago
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" Ben Dover. Spoils all porn for me."
The Belgian bloke he has in all of them puts me right off - I'm not into blokes, but FFS can't he find a bit more male eye-candy???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Ben Dover. Spoils all porn for me.
The Belgian bloke he has in all of them puts me right off - I'm not into blokes, but FFS can't he find a bit more male eye-candy????"
Totally. Damn him and his big cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen what would have been a great porno of an English burd but it was dubbed in German so it killed it for me. The shady music too when are producers gonna realise its not the 70's anymore lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen what would have been a great porno of an English burd but it was dubbed in German so it killed it for me. The shady music too when are producers gonna realise its not the 70's anymore lol"
The Germans used to do that all the time. Dub UK/US porn right down to the grunts and groans. Absolutely pointless. Surely fucking needs no translation and as Bill Hicks once said 'the dialogue alone is not enough to carry these movies' anyway. I did learn some German though. Never yet had to use spritzen mein titten but it's good to know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm not a fan of spitting either. Been brought up that to believe that spitting is disgusting, lol
I got turned off by cum shots all over the face.. blurgh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ine would have to be bad camera shake and weird angles cos it gives me neck ache having to watch with my head turned nearly uoside down....also stretch marks and fake boob scars errrr just not for me,.....and too long an intro not good for porn and orgasm in a hurry!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What turns you off porn and why?
Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man "
Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also find it annoying when it's old fat men putting in work with young virile hotties - with fake smiles and fuck-faces ...I'm always like - how the fuck did you get so lucky...?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What turns you off porn and why?
Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man
Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time "
I HATE the girl looking at the camera all the time!! grrrrrrr... forgot that one
Also gagging on cock... when they woman literally makes a gagging noise... it just aint sexy! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Making a girl gag so much she nearly cries.
Faking it.
Obvious fake tits.
Looking like it's just a job.
This is why I prefer homemade stuff. I never look for pornstar stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What turns you off porn and why?
Mine is fake groaning and not enough camera on the man
Fake moaning and orgasms etc... music, ridiculous and unnecessary 'story-lines, accidental shots of camera or tech guys ...the girl looking straight at the camera all the time
I HATE the girl looking at the camera all the time!! grrrrrrr... forgot that one
Also gagging on cock... when they woman literally makes a gagging noise... it just aint sexy! lol"
No, gag-factor is rubbish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gonzo shit..the stuff where they abuse the girl..strangle her and slap her..then stick a cock so far into her mouth shes sick. Thats all wrong...and not nice. Turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fake boobs I can't stand to see them. You get a guy/lady having a good ole lick nd suck. And they don't react. Worse still is when you can see the scars.  |
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Personally, when a woman repeatedly spits/dribbles cum into her hand, licks it up and repeats (again and again)... I remember watching some German porn with Vince once where a woman did this for about 4mins after a blowjob and I had to turn it off because it made me feel a little ill.
Just reminds me of a dog eating their own vomit. 
- Amy. x |
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"Buffering" ...........
And I watched one porn film think it was chalet girls and one of the girls was giving a guy a bj and you could tell she wasn't enjoying it and then in the back ground you could here the director say "when your ready Simon' WTF  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Making a girl gag so much she nearly cries.
Faking it.
Obvious fake tits.
Looking like it's just a job.
This is why I prefer homemade stuff. I never look for pornstar stuff."
Agreed and would like to add the pointless instructional quotes like "go on, suck that cock!" "Fuck me hard". And they just keep saying it again and again!!! |
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Bukkake...
Fisting
'Babes' and 'Hunks'...much prefer 'real people'
Background music
But the worse the 'acting' get the better it is for us...it adds a comedy element.
British accents, sorry, they just dont work, especially common ones (like mine!)
Also, I wouldnt say it was a turn off as such, as we wouldnt watch it, but how people get of on watching titles such as 'incest', 'forced', etc etc on porn sites is beyond me..
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"Gonzo shit..the stuff where they abuse the girl..strangle her and slap her..then stick a cock so far into her mouth shes sick. Thats all wrong...and not nice. Turn off."
I was just wondering what 'Gonzo' was...thanks for that..to be honest I would have to question the mentality of someone who enjoyed doing that to someone else..
How fucking vile... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did like it when a woman lets several guys cum in her mouth, saves it all up, opens her mouth so show us all she has a gob full of cum, lets it dribble down her chin, sucks it back up the swallow it
Very nice dear but do we really need to see it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Lesbian' porn when the girls aren't into it. The worst example of this is when some girl is getting her cookie eaten and moaning away and then the camera changes angle and it becomes blatantly obvious to all, except apparently the oral recepient who moans away oblivious, that the tongue of the girl giving the oral is so far away from the pussy it may as well be in the next town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming.
I like that! "
Ha ha. Each to their own, BS. But for me it can be off putting/ruin the moment, especially if I am a little hot under the collar and the moment of arrival is at hand. |
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"When the camera cuts from the female to a shot of the guy cumming.
I like that!
Ha ha. Each to their own, BS. But for me it can be off putting/ruin the moment, especially if I am a little hot under the collar and the moment of
arrival is at hand. "
Haha! That's when I "join in"... |
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"Whats 'village'?
Another turn off...women who cant keep their mouths still when they are pouting at the camera...why?"
Just had a thought...they look like someone with a really hot chip in their mouth..only in slow motion!
Whats Village? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Biggest irratation for me, is seeing the same bits of scene repeated from different angles"
Continuity! Random items of clothing disappearing and reappearing etc. Shoes on, now off, now back on again and where did that fez come from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spitting, Gonzo porn, and fake squirting, village. All massive turn offs for me bukkake! Predictive text! Lol"
I wondered what gonzo was now I know!! gross but what is village?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bored looking girls
Black guys who only degrade the woman they are with
Tits that look like they are about to explode
Spitting
Fake orgasms
Fake male orgasms, when two gallons of some white substance that is suppose to be sperm pours out a girls ass or pussy
A girl eating cum from her ass
Deep throating so hard the girl looks like she been crying after hearing her pet puppy has died
Fake groaning
Believe it or not we still really enjoy porn but only the arty, but explicit stuff, aimed at couples that we found mid last year. Good looking guys and nice genuinely pretty girls that look well matched. Highly erotic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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music.
I found a site that has some really gorgeous first timers on video so some are to shy to moan and they totally ruin the whole thing by dubbing over it.
Thats got to be the worst thing ever when the sound cuts to another girl moaning.
Plus they are crap at where they put the camera. |
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