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I’m not cooking.
We’re going out. 3 courses in style.
9 nugget share box.
A Big Mac meal.
A caramel McFlurry.
All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop. |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"I’m not cooking.
We’re going out. 3 courses in style.
9 nugget share box.
A Big Mac meal.
A caramel McFlurry.
All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop. "
Oh my..love this  |
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I’m a much better dinner guest than I am a cook so I’m going to be lurking, adding all menu providers to my hotlist so I can start wearing them down to cook for me.
This is a good thread, thank you OP. |
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"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?
Main or dessert or a 3 course meal? "
Go for the old favourites three courses
Prawn Cocktail starter
Full lamb roast dinner thick lamb gravy
Banoffee pie or jam roly custard bit choice
Red or white wine or beer or non alcoholic drink
Cheese board and coffee or tea to finish
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"I’m not cooking.
We’re going out. 3 courses in style.
9 nugget share box.
A Big Mac meal.
A caramel McFlurry.
All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop.
Oh my..love this "
I knows a good time. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??
Maybe this is why I don't date.
It's too much time wasting."
I’d 69 with you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?
Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?
I’ll take them out for dinner. I’m the dessert "
Bet  |
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"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?
Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?
I’ll take them out for dinner. I’m the dessert "
I’m going for a nicely basted _ittlebird. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Why would we waste time cooking when we could be participating in a sexual act??
Maybe this is why I don't date.
It's too much time wasting.
I’d 69 with you. "
Exactly skip dinner go straight to bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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I’d purchase a desert if required because I don’t have a sweet tooth 
Starters either a prawn cocktail or stuffed peppers/mushrooms
Main would be a spicy chicken pasta or Thai curry and chips 
Drinks would be limitless |
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By *929Man 39 weeks ago
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"I wouldn’t cook for anyone as they never would return, would just dive to my favourite Chinese and pick up some decent bait
Ah. But if you get a Chinese I’ll never leave "
Haha If I could afford it I’d eat Chinese every single night |
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Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French
Main would be jerk or brown stew chicken with Caribbean style Mac and cheese with option of jalapeños or bacon / lardons and some steamed vegetables or substitute the Mac and cheese for rice and peas or steamed rices
Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Do people eat before having the sex? If I'm eating a meal all I'm doing is slobbing out afterwards. "
Agreed an no, a meal from me would be just that  sex is sex with nibbles and hydration in between |
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A kir royale with some truffled popcorn to start, then a selection of tapas (more sociable), good wine, a lime granita/sorbet to clean the palate and a chocolate soufle to end the meal with an espresso and a small glass of cognac. |
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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"Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French
Main would be jerk or brown stew chicken with Caribbean style Mac and cheese with option of jalapeños or bacon / lardons and some steamed vegetables or substitute the Mac and cheese for rice and peas or steamed rices
Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal "
This sounds incredible but the most you'll get after that sort of meal? A handjob. |
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I'm not cooking! I do that every bloody day for Hubby and kids so I ain't about to start for yet another bloody person.
They can make arrangements for a restaurant - Start as you mean to go on and all that. |
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"I’m not cooking.
We’re going out. 3 courses in style.
9 nugget share box.
A Big Mac meal.
A caramel McFlurry.
All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop. "
Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there! 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Oh I'm a fan of the tapas/small dishes
So deli meat... Pan fried chorizo, cheeses, breads ...all that kinda thing...I know but lazy ...but still good.
Desert...i think it has to be biscoff KitKat... |
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By *irthandgirthMan 39 weeks ago
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Something nice and light. Depending on taste, perhaps something like a searing a small Marinated tuna steak with an avocado and pomegranate salad.
I'm always happy to cook dinner for someone. If they are still there for breakfast though, the breath play probably went a little far and I'm just happy they are awake. Wait...what? |
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"Something nice and light. Depending on taste, perhaps something like a searing a small Marinated tuna steak with an avocado and pomegranate salad.
I'm always happy to cook dinner for someone. If they are still there for breakfast though, the breath play probably went a little far and I'm just happy they are awake. Wait...what? "
Wait. WHAT |
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Ummm ideally I’d know a bit about what they like but as a generic menu
Scallops, pancetta, minted pea purée
Steak ( Fillet ur Ribeye) chunky chips or hassleback potatoes , onion rings and a beef dripping sauce
Forest fruits creme brûlée and shortbread
After eight mints |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?
Main or dessert or a 3 course meal?
Three portions of cake.  "
Yesssss ditch the other food let's just eat cake |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"I’m not cooking.
We’re going out. 3 courses in style.
9 nugget share box.
A Big Mac meal.
A caramel McFlurry.
All eaten in my convertible Bedford Rascal campervan while we watch the twinkling stars and the fires burning around the bronx of Stoke from a local dogging hilltop.
Oh my..love this
I knows a good time. "
I bet you do |
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"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!
J
Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.
J
You’re on!
Pick ya up in 10? "
Damn. I fell down an insta-hole.  Tomorrow?
J |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Last time I did this I cooked them Filipino food. All from scratch. Spring rolls, chicken adobo with rice and crispy onion, salad with a ginger carrot dressing. I was the dessert. |
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"Make it a plain quarterpounder with cheese and I'm there!
J
Instead of the big mac. I still want the nugs and ice cream obvs.
J
You’re on!
Pick ya up in 10?
Damn. I fell down an insta-hole. Tomorrow?
J"
Hell yeah  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Last time I did this I cooked them Filipino food. All from scratch. Spring rolls, chicken adobo with rice and crispy onion, salad with a ginger carrot dressing. I was the dessert. "
Oh, I misremembered. Whilst I was a dessert, I also made a dessert. Flan. |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Starter: Smoked Salmon
Main: Beef Wellington
Saute Potato's
Seasonal Vegetables.
Dessert: Homemade Apple Pie with choice
Ice Cream, Fresh Cream or
Custard
or
Cheese Board
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Is it homemade Ice cream too..? |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Oh I'm a fan of the tapas/small dishes
So deli meat... Pan fried chorizo, cheeses, breads ...all that kinda thing...I know but lazy ...but still good.
Desert...i think it has to be biscoff KitKat... "
Sounds delicious and oooh never tried a biscoff kitkat. |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 39 weeks ago
Manchester |
"I think they'd appreciate me more if we just bought takeout and I didn't go on about how much protein is in this 3 day old chicken, broccoli and pasta  "
Just your good company and charm would be enough |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I think they'd appreciate me more if we just bought takeout and I didn't go on about how much protein is in this 3 day old chicken, broccoli and pasta
Just your good company and charm would be enough "
Only one way to find out |
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"Starter would be something along the lines of garlic chili and butter cooked king prawns with freshly baked thinly sliced French
Main would be jerk or brown stew chicken with Caribbean style Mac and cheese with option of jalapeños or bacon / lardons and some steamed vegetables or substitute the Mac and cheese for rice and peas or steamed rices
Easter rather a cheeseboard with selection of cured meats or vanilla cheesecake with a scoop of double chocolate ice cream pr possibly lemon sorbet depending on what we are drinking with the meal
This sounds incredible but the most you'll get after that sort of meal? A handjob. "
That’s okay as they’ll stay till the morning then wake up to scrambled eggs and smoke salmon and the most delicious kisses.
Not every meet has to end in full blown ripping clothes off sex for me to enjoy it. Maybe I’m odd / different like that? |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Hopefully I get to make them breakfast
The menu depends on the person. If she’s vegan I’m not going to shove my meat in her mouth.
Thank god I'm not vegan "
Okay. If you fancy breakfast sometime. Come to mine, 8pm Friday night haha |
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"You've been lucky enough to arrange a date with someone you fancy..what are you cooking for them..?
Main or dessert or a 3 course meal? "
We’d have a few pastries in and I can soon make you a well done bacon sarnie.
We won’t be thinking about eating until breakfast |
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