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What are your Gremlin rules?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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So people of a certain age/generation may recall the film ‘Gremlins’ where the Mogwai have three care rules - don’t put them in bright light, don’t get them wet and don’t feed them after midnight.
What would your three care rules be for you?
Mine are…
Always make me cups of tea
Don’t let me get hangry
Make sure I have plenty of books
Mrs Classy |
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By *929Man 33 weeks ago
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Don’t be a fucking pig in my house (use manners, no belching,farting ect)
Don’t ever expect the dog to move for you he likes a specific spot on the cooch
Can’t really think of a third |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Dunk me in water frequently
Don't expect me to read your mind
If all else fails offer Gin"
Are we talking dunking in the bath? The sea? A river? All of them? (I love a wild swim)
Gin is also a good answer  |
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"Make me food.
Support my gym habit.
Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with.
Oh those are good  especially the last one - wish I’d thought of it "
I know, older I get the less I can be arsed dealing with random or annoying shit.
I'm not sure gremlins ever got old enough to care about chores ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?"
That is an excellent point! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Make me food.
Support my gym habit.
Do random jobs I can't be arsed dealing with.
Oh those are good especially the last one - wish I’d thought of it
I know, older I get the less I can be arsed dealing with random or annoying shit.
I'm not sure gremlins ever got old enough to care about chores ? "
But they did get old enough to drive/operate a chainsaw!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Don't put oat milk, or coconut milk, almond anything other than milk in my tea.
Feed me sandwiches, especially after midnight.
Never tickle my feet."
Oh my gosh! I should have also said never tickle me!! Thanks for the reminder haha!
Agree about the tea though |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?
That is an excellent point! "
Something I always pondered too.
I guess it would be shortly after midnight to avoid...by the time the sun rises, a little breakfast for gizmo might be fair game. |
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"My issue with the gremlins rules is the 'don't feed them after midnight' but its never mentioned what time in the morning can you feed them again?
That is an excellent point!
Something I always pondered too.
I guess it would be shortly after midnight to avoid...by the time the sun rises, a little breakfast for gizmo might be fair game."
Maybe you can only feed them mid day to midnight |
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"Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!
Don’t subject me to awkward silences
Leave my feet alone!!
Agree with all three. I’m so not a feet fan"
I do not get the feet thing, plus I hate mine! |
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By *ags73Man 33 weeks ago
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"Don’t expect me to be a morning person - ever!!
Don’t subject me to awkward silences
Leave my feet alone!!
Agree with all three. I’m so not a feet fan
I do not get the feet thing, plus I hate mine! "
I saw the stuff on that footfinde* website or app and thought - why?! - just not my thing at all.
So many other nice bits of a woman. |
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"Don’t deprive me of Ballbag.
Don’t wake me up unless you’re putting your Willy inside me.
Don’t tickle the back of my knees unless you want a kick in the face. "
Ball bag? Is that a new fancy tea or something?  |
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