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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
You are on a night out and a man/woman comes over and starts to chat you up... I am talking in vanilla terms...
I usually end up a nervous wreck and ramble on.. I must say I far more confident in my swinging world..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me. "
lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol
If anyone talks to me I just assum they are being friendly
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from "
How did you get laid before you joined? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from
How did you get laid before you joined? "
Roofies. |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from
How did you get laid before you joined?
Roofies. "
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have never ever been chatted up in the real world, ive never had a guy talk to me in a pub in all my life, to much competition in a pub on here its much easier as men have less to pick and choose from
How did you get laid before you joined? "
lol I didn't I was married |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
To be fair, if I am in a pub I am usually meeting someone so have my evening sorted anyway. Also, real ale pubs aren't well known for groups of cougar bait, and you wouldn't catch me dead in the pubs that are. |
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"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me.
lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol
If anyone talks to me I just assum they
are being friendly
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I'd hoist your skirt up and touch your thigh, show you my fab profile on my mobile and say 'wanna shag'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never happened. I'd need a lady to touch my thigh and hoist her skirt up a bit for me to realise she fancied me.
lol im like that, I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me if they smacked me in the gob with a neon sign saying, fancy a shag lol
If anyone talks to me I just assum they
are being friendly
I'd hoist your skirt up and touch your thigh, show you my fab profile on my mobile and say 'wanna shag'
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well!!! you could at least buy me a drink first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!
I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!
Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!
Must be getting old!   |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!
I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!
Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!
Must be getting old! "
You like them young... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!
I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!
Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!
Must be getting old!
You like them young..."
Only some! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Last time I got "chatted up" in a bar she was about 19!
I did my usual flirting but felt way too 'old and pervy' to take it any further!
Funnily enough I'm not sure the same would have happened had it been via here!
Must be getting old!
You like them young...
Only some! "
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