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Vets are warning visitors to Kit Hill in Cornwall, which lives in the shadow of it's more prosperous Devon neighbour, that poisonous adders are out of hibernation an biting dogs off leads. Be careful guys. It's all over the news |
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"I was bitten by two adders once.
I still wouldn't call it a negative.
I thought you'd like that one xxxx
was it a positive experience 
Some times I think yes, but often I feel divided xxxx"
And what did you takeaway from it?? |
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"I was bitten by two adders once.
I still wouldn't call it a negative.
I thought you'd like that one xxxx
was it a positive experience
Some times I think yes, but often I feel divided xxxx
And what did you takeaway from it??"
I killed them, took them home, and ate them.
Adder Pi is really tasty, but it takes a long time to get through it. |
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"I was bitten by two adders once.
I still wouldn't call it a negative.
I thought you'd like that one xxxx
was it a positive experience
Some times I think yes, but often I feel divided xxxx
And what did you takeaway from it??"
the positive |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx"
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point"
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad  . |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad ."
...tangents from my head tomatoes... |
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By *lynJMan 39 weeks ago
Morden |
"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad .
...tangents from my head tomatoes... "
That's a little gem |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad .
...tangents from my head tomatoes...
That's a little gem"
Excellent... |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad .
...tangents from my head tomatoes...
That's a little gem
Excellent..."
Some corkers here tonight.
But I'm afraid I need my beauty sleep.
So that shallot from me now  xxxxxx |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad .
...tangents from my head tomatoes...
That's a little gem
Excellent...
Some corkers here tonight.
But I'm afraid I need my beauty sleep.
So that shallot from me now xxxxxx "
Awww . Xx goodnight sleep well |
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"(Who's desperately thinking "Can I get hypotenuse in there somewhere? No? Reflex...gotta be a reflex gag in this...)
Whyv? Just cos....
We're all going off on tangents now K xxxx
Lettuce not get distracted I shall Romaine on point
Poor Tom.
He wanted snakes and dogs.
We gave him maths and salad .
...tangents from my head tomatoes...
That's a little gem
Excellent...
Some corkers here tonight.
But I'm afraid I need my beauty sleep.
So that shallot from me now xxxxxx
Awww . Xx goodnight sleep well "
You too K.
And everyone  |
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By *TG3Man 39 weeks ago
Dorchester |
Well you can't blame the dog owners they love their dogs and have been used to letting them roam free on the beaches all winter long shitting and pissing all over it, so to be told to put the lead on them coz its summer is anti dog owner some will carry on letting them roam freely others will abide by the rules |
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I was always being called to catch and remove snakes from peoples gardens in Africa and in Australia. Had some good friends into the care of wild life back in the day.
I knew a well known snake handler back in the day who had a very funny, albeit extremely dangerous experience.
He and a few others were out at a farm where they were having problems with a Black Mamba. (Deadly Venomous snake) Obviously not thinking right at the time lol they came across a large ant hill. No idea why he did it, but he decided to have a look inside, so put his head into one of the holes and came face to face with the said Black Mamba lol. No hands to do anything and knew if he tried to move, to get out, he would be bitten. So spent the next hour in that same motionless position until the Mamba decided it was safe to go further in and he could then pull his head out lol.
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"Vets are warning visitors to Kit Hill in Cornwall, which lives in the shadow of it's more prosperous Devon neighbour, that poisonous adders are out of hibernation an biting dogs off leads. Be careful guys. It's all over the news"
Better carry a machete with you just incase to chop chop them up on sight |
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"I was always being called to catch and remove snakes from peoples gardens in Africa and in Australia. Had some good friends into the care of wild life back in the day.
I knew a well known snake handler back in the day who had a very funny, albeit extremely dangerous experience.
He and a few others were out at a farm where they were having problems with a Black Mamba. (Deadly Venomous snake) Obviously not thinking right at the time lol they came across a large ant hill. No idea why he did it, but he decided to have a look inside, so put his head into one of the holes and came face to face with the said Black Mamba lol. No hands to do anything and knew if he tried to move, to get out, he would be bitten. So spent the next hour in that same motionless position until the Mamba decided it was safe to go further in and he could then pull his head out lol.
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I would describe that as a negative experience . |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience ."
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land. |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land."
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
"
Let me get my calculator!  where's the radius |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
"
I make it closer to 18.8 |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
I make it closer to 18.8 "
Also - Lowestoft - I did genuinely enjoy the Black and Green Mamba stories - they're pretty scary and fun.
But we're sabotaging Tom's thread for fun too....hence the maths   . |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
Let me get my calculator! where's the radius"
Next to the ulna xxxx |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
I make it closer to 18.8
Also - Lowestoft - I did genuinely enjoy the Black and Green Mamba stories - they're pretty scary and fun.
But we're sabotaging Tom's thread for fun too....hence the maths ."
Just need the salad now |
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
I make it closer to 18.8
Also - Lowestoft - I did genuinely enjoy the Black and Green Mamba stories - they're pretty scary and fun.
But we're sabotaging Tom's thread for fun too....hence the maths .
Just need the salad now "
Mathemambasaladder?
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"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
I make it closer to 18.8
Also - Lowestoft - I did genuinely enjoy the Black and Green Mamba stories - they're pretty scary and fun.
But we're sabotaging Tom's thread for fun too....hence the maths .
Just need the salad now
Mathemambasaladder?
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Well that's a mouthful |
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By *TG3Man 39 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I would describe that as a negative experience .
LOL
Would certainly get the blood pumping. Fortunately my experiences never got that bad. I think the worst I had was being called to a farm and said they had a Green Mamba in the Hedge. LOL most Green Mamba sightings (99%) are harmless Bush Snakes. So looking and finding the snake I grabbed it at the tail end and slowly pulled it out. Normally all Bush Snakes are Max 1m long. Pulling this one out went over 1m and eventually realised it was a Green Mamba. Didn't have any tools or Sack to put it into and when I realised what I was dealing with (2 and a bit meters) I decided the only way was to spin round continuously keeping its nasty end away from me lol. Eventually worked my hands along its length and managed to get it's head. Collapsed on the ground from Dizziness lol holding it's head and calling for the owners to get me a sack out of my 4x4. Fortunately got it in the sack safely and released it 40kms in the bush land.
So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
Let me get my calculator! where's the radius"
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"So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
Let me get my calculator! where's the radiusHip to hip "
LOL
You always get idiots coming onto forums to do anything to try and make something false.
LOL
What makes you people Tick or is it just a simple explanation of Self Importance or Lack of self esteem?
If you have an IQ of greater than say umm 10,,,, lol You might be able to work out how that is possible. But if you need an explanation, give me a DM and I will try and put it into a very simple explanation that even you might be able to understand.
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By *TG3Man 39 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"So the Green Mamba was just over 2 metres, and you were swinging it around, so I'm going to assume from your central point to hand is about 1 metre, making the radius of the swing circle around 3 metres, with a circumference therefore of approx 19 metres.
Do others concur?
Let me get my calculator! where's the radiusHip to hip
LOL
You always get idiots coming onto forums to do anything to try and make something false.
LOL
What makes you people Tick or is it just a simple explanation of Self Importance or Lack of self esteem?
If you have an IQ of greater than say umm 10,,,, lol You might be able to work out how that is possible. But if you need an explanation, give me a DM and I will try and put it into a very simple explanation that even you might be able to understand.
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More warnings after a dog was bitten twice in the course of a year in a place called Setley which is in the New Forest where wild ponies are actually taming free. Adders have distinctive diamond markings and the signature tongue which it sticks out and picks up scent from unsuspecting victims |
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