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"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone "
That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder? |
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"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone
That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder?"
No. Show me some proper respect, damn you! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I'm not free, but can be purchased for 6 chicken nuggets & a Toblerone
That sounds quite pricey. Would you settle for a couple of Maltesers and maybe a quarter pounder?
No. Show me some proper respect, damn you! "
Sorry, just spotted the reply, sniggered.
LB would have bitten my hand off to get the quarter pounder! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"My absolute favourites are the ones that send a mobile number, address, hotel room and say come now.
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Usually that would be one of my kids and I would need to get my credit card out to sort out whatever trouble they were in  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I’m technically free, but also slightly hungover and I haven’t brushed my hair today.
So you want me to do all the work noted  "
Don’t shake me too much please. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.
I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone. "
Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post. |
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"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.
I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone.
Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post. "
 that'll be the garlic |
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I'll be honest, free, but totally couldn't be arsed to meet.
I get a few a week, my fab was a randomer asking not only if I was free, but could I accommodate too as he had a couple of spare hours. |
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"I am free, but I've just eaten. So I'm full of Spaghetti Bolognaise & parmesan.
I don't smell good enough to be of any use to anyone.
Even the Vampire thread has disappeared after reading that post.
that'll be the garlic"
Tbh MistressK, it might be me in the heat
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Once or twice a week, or some variation of free now.
I'm not free now regrettably, I'm sure to the bitter disappointment of many. I am preparing dinner.
I could probably manage a brief encounter, if you don't mind it being in the kitchen and have the playful patience to permit me to complete my task, alongside our intimate interaction. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I don't get that many, I feel left out.
I'm never free now or in the next 2-4 weeks.
Put you in the diary for Deadpool 3 cinema outing? "
I want someone to watch this with! |
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So just for fun, who is free now? 
ummmm nope - coffee and cake required
