My sister is great at producing typos but her latest effort is a belter. Messaged me saying she had caught a rabbi eating some stuff she had planted in the garden, and explained that the rabbi must have come in from the field at the top of the road.
I think she meant rabbit.
Any other good typos you’ve come across? |
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When I used to work for the police in the control room. I had a colleague who was supposed to write “mother duck and her 12 ducklings”
Except, in her speed she wrote “‘mother duck and her 12 fucklings”  |
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"My sister is great at producing typos but her latest effort is a belter. Messaged me saying she had caught a rabbi eating some stuff she had planted in the garden, and explained that the rabbi must have come in from the field at the top of the road.
I think she meant rabbit.
Any other good typos you’ve come across? "
Oy gevalt |
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"I once sent an email to a female colleague at work starting "I realise you are a very busty" rather than busy. She was as well! "
I worked with a lady called Betsy, and she regularly got emails addressing her as Busty. |
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"Not a typo but the best email I received had the title truncated so it read "unleashing advanced anal" instead of analysis. That brightened an otherwise dull day at the thought  "
I saw a Corrs album going through a till once as “assorted English tit”, the word tit being a truncation of “titles”.
I pointed out that they were, in fact, assorted Irish tit. |
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Not exactly a typo but back in the day of doing emails on a blackberry… I know I’m old… I emailed my boss at work and put “love you xx” on the end.
He absolutely DIDNT tell everyone in the company about it 
I still laugh to this day but I was mortified at the time |
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There was a FAB post late last year from a very dry Scot about his other post that had died a complete death, and he couldn't work out why because he was a fairly popular poster in Scotland.
Until he re-read the topic title, which was something like:
"Sex with others".
Only it wasn't.
It was:
"Sex with otters"
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"There was a FAB post late last year from a very dry Scot about his other post that had died a complete death, and he couldn't work out why because he was a fairly popular poster in Scotland.
Until he re-read the topic title, which was something like:
"Sex with others".
Only it wasn't.
It was:
"Sex with otters"
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"One I've always do but manage to catch is when I sign off my email with "Kind Regards" and suddenly wonder why the T is above the G on the keyboard  "
There's no way T should even be allowed near a coffee connoisseur's keyboard.
New laws demanded  . |
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"At least we have moved away from the old style phones without a virtual keyboard.
Telling a lady you wanted to kick her puppy was always a risk."
But that would be kind compared to the Maga nutjob Kristie Noem! |
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"One I've always do but manage to catch is when I sign off my email with "Kind Regards" and suddenly wonder why the T is above the G on the keyboard
There's no way T should even be allowed near a coffee connoisseur's keyboard.
New laws demanded ."
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"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.
Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......    "
I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?
In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend . |
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"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.
Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......
I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?
In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend ."
Hattie is indeed the client.
Not sure opening an email that starts 'Ho Hottie' will have that reaction though.
I mean, she is quite hot, but I don't want to give her the wrong idea.
*also not a ho
**as far as I'm aware anyway.... |
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"I've just emailed a client with an invoice called Hattie.
Now dreading our next contact as autocarrot changed it to 'Ho Hottie' and i didnt notice before tapping send......
I'm assuming Hattie is your client, rather than you giving your invoices human names?
In which case, Monday morning, really wishing she was having weekend fun again....and she gets "Ho Hattie" first thing to brighten her day...I'd say you've made a friend .
Hattie is indeed the client.
Not sure opening an email that starts 'Ho Hottie' will have that reaction though.
I mean, she is quite hot, but I don't want to give her the wrong idea.
*also not a ho
**as far as I'm aware anyway...."
***you'll know soon enough . |
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Not quite a typo but a number of tears ago I had the misfortune to work in a call centre. About 6 mins to the end of my shift me and my colleagues were messing about trying to distract me from the fact I was desperate for the loo. My ear piece beeped and I answered "you're through to _ingertwist, I need to go to the toilet".
The customer was very understanding! I was mortified. |
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