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Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,
I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....
I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....
What advice can you give me ? |
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"If you shot him would you get found out?"
Valid line of questioning. Via my brief understanding of disappearances having watched a documentary known as The Sopranos, I believe you may need to familiarise yourself with your local butcher and/or gardener with a wood chipper. |
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"Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.
Take the lot, buy an island  
You're very devious Amelia ....  But I like it !"
Me no... but I know a guy, who knows a guy........ so if you need anything.... |
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Sorry Granny I was boil washing my pants so excuse the late reply. I saw an episode of midsomer murders where someone was tied up and put in a basement beneath the winery and then all the wine was released putting said captive at fear of drowning.
Just spit-balling |
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Just throw a coin for each item/property.
I did this in the past for some things we could not agree on and the face off an ex when you get something they really want is priceless (and so is yours for them unfortunately).
Saves money on legal costs.
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Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,
I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....
I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....
What advice can you give me ?"
apply for the shotgun licence x
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,
I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....
I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....
What advice can you give me ?"
I’m told counselling is great. Maybe it’s not too late.. |
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Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,
I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....
I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....
What advice can you give me ?"
Couldn't you hire a hitman/woman/non binary person instead?
Failing that, whacking him with your jeroboam of champers should do the trick
Maybe you could concede that Lada you own as a crumb towards him? |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
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Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,
I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....
I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....
What advice can you give me ?"
eat all the grapes |
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Ps. I already have a patio with 1 or 2 places spare 
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