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How good are you at sex, Fabsters?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.
I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.
So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.
I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?
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If I'm into someone, enthusiastic and engaged, I'm generally pretty good I reckon.
But it's all subjective. I've had sadly mediocre sex too when the chemistry and compatibility just hasn't been there when it actually came to it. And crap sex takes both people. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Good/pretty good. I had one woman once say she’d do it again, so that was good positive feedback. 
For what I lack in skill I make up for with a unique experience and one to remember….for one reason or another.
I need more experience so I’m working on setting up a 6 mth training program. I need sparring partners.
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I used to organise costumed masked balls in the '80s (before Eyes Wide Shut came out). I learnt there that good sex happens between the ears long before it happens between the legs. I enjoy scenes and mind games to heighten the tingly bits. |
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"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.
I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.
So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.
I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?
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Hmmmm. Rank average pillow princess here. Dry as the Sahara too. I wouldn't bother. |
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I think I must be terrible because every time I do it the lady in question invariably quickly ends up shaking uncontrollably, writhing around and shouting “OMG OMG OMG!”. After a little break they then insist on trying again , which I think is kind of them and obviously designed to help me get better, but it is always the same outcome. Five or six of those episodes a night and they just end up out of breath and exhausted. What’s a chap to do? |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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I've adapted to partners in the partner, spoken about what she likes/dislikes and expecting.
I'll be honest I've not been with anyone in a year so don't be expecting a marathon. It takes me a couple of meets to get used to a partner then I fuck like a Olympic gold medal winner.
All partners have cum and all squirted ( they didn't know they could).
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I used to work in a bar/music venue, and someone had Sharpied on the back of the door of the Ladies', in big letters, "[My real name redacted] IS THE BEST AT SEX". Pretty good idea who it was.
Couple of months later we all got called in to redecorate the place, and first job I was given was, you guessed it, scrubbing my best review ever off. I was HEARTBROKEN |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good."
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than? |
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than? "
Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews? |
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?
Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews? "
No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?
Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews? "
I wouldn’t
But I think it’s good if you are open what you like then you both get something out of it |
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?
Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews?
No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint. "
Fair point. On the occasions I've not had a great meet, I've not left one. |
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than? "
Yes 
"I met Mrs KC at the recent Manchester cake festival were she had her prized muffin on display for all to see. Along with her donuts she had all the punters looking at her prized assets. I couldn’t make out though if her muffin had been freshly baked or was infact baked earlier in the day as the cream was set in places and in other areas looked nice and fresh. I liked her donuts best." |
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Not sure the metric is being good. Think it's much more important to have and give fun.
Enjoy whatever you do, make sure your partner or whatever combination of partners has fun and you've cracked it.
Mrs x |
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"Probably looking at someone's veri's is a good way of seeing if they're any good.
Do you think anyone would display a verification that made them look less than?
Do people (other than ironically) give bad reviews?
No idea but if they don’t give any I’d take a hint.
Fair point. On the occasions I've not had a great meet, I've not left one."
Makes perfect sense. Nobody ever left me any so after a while I took a hint. |
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Pretty damn good I'd say. There was a time when yours truly, most gracious and humble was a hot t-girl at Sweet Wednesday. sweet Lisa and oh I was so good. Number one girl for ages. No doubt. And most gracious.
If I had a speciality it would have been in servicing pretty t-girls. Londons most cock hungry and gorgeous girls.
Otherwise I do have talent or talents. But most gracious. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 35 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Let's just say my bedroom skills are way better than my cooking skills.
What do I do with a cucumber?
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Remember to always buy lube when you buy a cucumber in case someone thinks you are a vegan.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Just been reminded by someone of a time I was apparently good in bed. I thought they were having a cardiac episode midway through the sex. There I was asking if they were okay. Meanwhile they were experiencing massive pleasure from what I was doing.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Going to be realistic here
For some people probably amazing
For others probably bad
For some people average
Tooting my own horn
I am always going to say
Shag adviser
Rateing 5 stars out off 5 |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Mediocre at best.
I got this as a verification once.
I'd be kinder than that.
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I’d leave a verification like that to motivate them to reach their full potential. |
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"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.
I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.
So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.
I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?
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Don't need a dic pick in my inbox thanks.
Knowledge is everything. The more theory you consume, the better the chance of meeting and subsequently providing a better sexual performance.
Learning tools like
-sexual health and personal grooming
-consent and awareness
-training to keep erections
-flirting and understanding body language
-relaxation techniques, massage and yoni massage.
-erogenous zones
-fundaments on bdsm
-sex toys.
This list is not exhaustive.
The more you learn the greater chance you have of having better sex better experiences and a more forfilling sexlife. |
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I can't be arsed with the sex thing too often 'coz other things are much more consistently enjoyable.
But when I do do (I do!) the sex thing it usually becomes "an event". I think my cock-skills are in the average department, and my mouth, tongue, and finger skills are somewhere in the upper levels of the stratosphere department.
My right knee and big toe have proved unexpectedly versatile and useful too. |
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"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.
I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.
So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.
I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?
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I’m one of the few that will say I’m absolutely dog shite, but I do try my bestest lol |
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"I bet you’re all bloody brilliant at it, what with being active on a fuck site and all.
I’m woeful myself so need some tips / inspiration.
So how would you rate your bedroom skills .. and tell me about your particular sexy talents.
I’ll be taking notes. The winner gets a cock pic in their inbox. Can’t give a greater incentive than that can I?
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I'm at least better than a scratch |
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By *_Mr.K_xMan 35 weeks ago
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It depends on the chemistry and the person/people
I've had mind blowing sex where the other person couldn't be complimentary enough... and then there have been other times where the chemistry hasn't been quite there and things feel a little... 'flat'?
But one piece of advice I can say.. is don't be a dick and listen to each other. Don't be afraid to communicate and know where each others boundaries are. Sometimes it's OK to go beyond those boundaries, that's what makes things exciting.. but just be clear about it and never abuse trust.
Hope that helps |
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"I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips
You say that one couple got me to fill out a spreadsheet. "
Oh in that sort of situation, I use the type of voting system you see on who wants to be a millionaire |
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"I'm fucking brilliant. Every time I have sex I have an orgasm, like every time! I know what gets me going "
And I bet you always get there faster than the other person! Speed and reliability - I think that is what every lady wants  |
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"I'm fucking brilliant. Every time I have sex I have an orgasm, like every time! I know what gets me going
And I bet you always get there faster than the other person! Speed and reliability - I think that is what every lady wants "
What else does every lady want? |
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By *oxesMan 34 weeks ago
Southend, Essex |
"I always get the partner I'm with at the time to fill out a quick survey as her fanny drips
You say that one couple got me to fill out a spreadsheet.
Oh in that sort of situation, I use the type of voting system you see on who wants to be a millionaire "
Haha 50:50 world be interesting however ask the audience is just the forums? |
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