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By *orshamGuy69 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Redhill

I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

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By *orshamGuy69 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Redhill

50 and 117!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

37 years old.

No idea what my body count is

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

29 years old

More than 1 less than 100.

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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

51 and no idea

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

45 and that’s a fucking awful term

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

38 and probably about 8

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 37 weeks ago

Sunderland

There's an excellent Irish series just out on Netflix called Obituary. There is a great scene where the main character gets asked about her body count.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple 37 weeks ago

The Igloo

Are we on about the amount of people we have had sex with or……………..something else because that’s an entirely different thread.

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By *icecouple561Couple 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

67 and I've never killed anyone so zero

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By *icecouple561Couple 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"45 and that’s a fucking awful term"

Agreed. Reducing sexual partners to a count of bodies.

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By *elloWoman 37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

46 years young.

Body count is zero, honestly you've got to do better if you're going to catch me out like that just don't dig up my patio

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??"

None of anyone's business.

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By *immyinreadingMan 37 weeks ago

henley on thames


"45 and that’s a fucking awful term"

Agreed

It’s not how I think.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple 37 weeks ago

The Igloo


"46 years young.

Body count is zero, honestly you've got to do better if you're going to catch me out like that just don't dig up my patio "

Bring the ground penetrating radar!!!

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By *ames250122Man 37 weeks ago

Worcester


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??"

Body count? Uummmm… have I just stumbled onto confessions of a serial killer page?

Mine would be zero…..?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business. "

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio

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By *idlandiaMan 37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Anyone else got body count by ice Ts band "body count" playing in their head now?

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By *dam1971Man 37 weeks ago

Bedford

52, and a gentleman never tells.

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands

36 and 999

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By *omRPMan 37 weeks ago

North Curry


"Are we on about the amount of people we have had sex with or……………..something else because that’s an entirely different thread. "

And hopefully a different number. One has to be higher than the other. Doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"50 and 117!"

Is that all?

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By *rispyDuckMan 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m 35 & my body count is (satisfactory)

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 37 weeks ago

somewhere

44 and many lol

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Mine is low

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

27 and 24.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business.

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio "

Nice patio.

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By *inger_SnapWoman 37 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's really nobody else's business. This whole body count thing is ridiculous.

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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Anyone else got body count by ice Ts band "body count" playing in their head now?"

I had that thought too

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I think the OP’s thread was just a bit of fun.

If you don’t want to share then don’t

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business.

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio

Nice patio. "

Thanks… I take pride in my body count

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By *odgerMooreMan 37 weeks ago

Nowhere

58 and I no longer have a patio.. i have a ‘landfill’ - I have left a trail of broken hearted shells of women in my wake who have momentarily ‘ stared at the sun’ then been blinded for evermore in the ways of other men!! I can’t put a figure on the women who’s hearts I’ve broken without even meeting them….probably… no woman could resist my snake hipped spandex clad buttocks from 1981 onwards!!!

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 37 weeks ago

Beverley

Body Count sounds absolutely fucking grim. Self indulgent drivel

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count. "

You’re basically gold star forum user

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user"

Ikr. It's effortless.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless."

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless.

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then "

Yeah, once you start posting on the forums you're effectively condoming yourself aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless.

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then

Yeah, once you start posting on the forums you're effectively condoming yourself aren't you?"

It’s like becoming a monk. We take celibacy very seriously.

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless.

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then

Yeah, once you start posting on the forums you're effectively condoming yourself aren't you?

It’s like becoming a monk. We take celibacy very seriously. "

Every post is one step closer to achieving purity. You're doing well.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless.

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then

Yeah, once you start posting on the forums you're effectively condoming yourself aren't you?

It’s like becoming a monk. We take celibacy very seriously.

Every post is one step closer to achieving purity. You're doing well."

I’m just tryna be like youuuuuuuuuu bro

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business.

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio

Nice patio.

Thanks… I take pride in my body count "

I'd take pride in your body if you'd give me 1/2 a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business.

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio

Nice patio.

Thanks… I take pride in my body count

I'd take pride in your body if you'd give me 1/2 a chance. "

Rizz- Gawdess.

Teach meeeeeee

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By *ucka39Man 37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Never really gave it any thought but few or more than under the floorboards and several under the patio

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By *bi HaiveMan 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Body count?

Over the last year probably a few rodents, a pigeon and a couple of pheasants.

The joy of driving on country lanes a lot.

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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"34 and zero. Yay me for not having a body count.

You’re basically gold star forum user

Ikr. It's effortless.

Tbf, I’m 0 since joining the forums. The numbers came before then

Yeah, once you start posting on the forums you're effectively condoming yourself aren't you?

It’s like becoming a monk. We take celibacy very seriously.

Every post is one step closer to achieving purity. You're doing well.

I’m just tryna be like youuuuuuuuuu bro"

Start posting about sex. That'll really keep your body count at zero and tell the world you're not doing the sex.

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By *2000ManMan 37 weeks ago

Worthing

Plenty to work with op...ask Dr Frankentein for further advice.

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By *ealitybitesMan 37 weeks ago

Belfast

Still in single figures the last time I counted

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??

None of anyone's business.

^^ this…

Also all my bodies are under the patio

Nice patio.

Thanks… I take pride in my body count

I'd take pride in your body if you'd give me 1/2 a chance. "

Ooooffttt. In

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By *ipsforlipsMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands

Well I've just become a sexagenarian, and my body count is one - I've just checked and there is only me in my jeans ...

although afer an op or two taking parts out, maybe my body count is actually less than one

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Well I've just become a sexagenarian, and my body count is one - I've just checked and there is only me in my jeans ...

although afer an op or two taking parts out, maybe my body count is actually less than one "

I had to look up 'sexagenarian' to check that was the correct spelling - and there I was thinking it meant your body count must be at least 60.

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple 37 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

52 and 12 as married to hubby 20 plus years so only had few join us xx Hubbies much higher as he was bit of a lad in youth xx

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Old and not telling

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By *heemuffinmanMan 37 weeks ago

Larkhall

Erm, do people past 30 still keep count?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

What an awful term "body count".

Not the best way to put it.

Ours ?? And ?? No-ones business really.

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By *heemuffinmanMan 37 weeks ago

Larkhall


"Erm, do people past 30 still keep count?"

30 years old that is

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Erm, do people past 30 still keep count?

30 years old that is "

I don’t keep count but the number is low enough to remember every person.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman 37 weeks ago

louth

Very Brookside! Under the patio!

That's not how you get rid of bodies!

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By *assy69Man 37 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales


"I’m ?? Years old and my body count is ??"

55 and, as I’ve never assassinated anyone, I guess my body count would be zero

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By *esiGalGuy123Man 37 weeks ago

Find me..

Thirty something and only 2! Satisfied

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