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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago

In terms of weight? I sometimes don’t feel ‘large’ but what are curvy and ample ? Not how I’m gonna describe myself ngl.

This is aimed at the big boys but feel free to comment if you feel the urge

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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Average.

I’m not perfect but better than I used to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Average.

I’m not perfect but better than I used to be "

I was going to go with average but don’t want to catfish so I’m overestimating

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man 35 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

I've gone for average, what ever that means!

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands

On here I describe myself as average.

But in truth, I'm athletic with a bit of padding

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By *eordieJeansCouple 35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve put average. Mainly because there isn’t a muscular fat guy option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"I’ve put average. Mainly because there isn’t a muscular fat guy option."
we need an ‘uncle’ body type for you

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 35 weeks ago

The Continental

I just call myself fat.

Nobody is under any illusions about me that way.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

I started out by calling myself slim and changed it to athletic once I got absolutely wham

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By *eordieJeansCouple 35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ve put average. Mainly because there isn’t a muscular fat guy option.we need an ‘uncle’ body type for you"

I’ll take that.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

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By *heBestDiscretionMan 35 weeks ago

London

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By *heBestDiscretionMan 35 weeks ago

London


"we need an ‘uncle’ body type for you"

Where's the "Beefy" category?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"I started out by calling myself slim and changed it to athletic once I got absolutely wham "

Are you from the future… or?

Jk

You are definitely athletic

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors. "

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"we need an ‘uncle’ body type for you

Where's the "Beefy" category?"

We’re large

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"I started out by calling myself slim and changed it to athletic once I got absolutely wham

Are you from the future… or?

Jk

You are definitely athletic"

Why you gotta do me like that, man?

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan 35 weeks ago

Arlesey

I see myself as either average or athletic. Always has a good physique with a high metabolism but would love to manage getting to a dad bod

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"I started out by calling myself slim and changed it to athletic once I got absolutely wham

Are you from the future… or?

Jk

You are definitely athletic

Why you gotta do me like that, man? "

It’s how I show affection

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us "

Large and in charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge "

That sounds like a vio

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

i would say athletic always been sporty and kept my shape still work out a little obv,, for my old age not bad

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

I'm fat. There's no option for plain old fat though Unfortunately so I have to use whatever soppy meaningless option instead.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

What are the options?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge "

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle "

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

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By *ucka39Man 35 weeks ago

Newcastle

Like a plum can be sweet

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name "

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx"

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By *eyond PurityCouple 35 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I range from athletic to ‘go on holiday and fucking eat everything’ so sometimes athletic is a fib

Give me a weeks notice and I’ll be athletic again…

K

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

I’m torn between slim and athletic for my profile.

I’ve opted for the former as I’m naturally quite the understated type.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 35 weeks ago

Sunderland

I have athletic but some days that feels optimistic. I would prefer "unlikely to get mugged" or "god damn sexual tyrannosaurus"

Mr

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By *r Black 85Man 35 weeks ago

nottingham

Gorilla size

That's how I put it

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By *partharmonyCouple 35 weeks ago

Ruislip

A few extra pounds - although that's a bit of an understatement.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Should be a bear category

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By *eadinthecloudsMan 35 weeks ago

Manchester

There’s not really a category for a half lean-half dad bod lamppost build.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 35 weeks ago

Markfield


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

"

Laughing so hard here

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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Should be a bear category "

Oh I couldn’t pick that

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Should be a bear category "

Please please don’t start that again

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By *hrek101Man 35 weeks ago

Herts

Athletic, I do lots of sport and look , well, athletic... simples. It doesn't do me any good mind,I don't think it's actually a sort after look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Should be a bear category "

Maybe on fab guys

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Should be a bear category

Maybe on fab guys "

Along with the Twink category?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Should be a bear category

Maybe on fab guys

Along with the Twink category?"

exactly! You see the vision

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Should be a bear category

Maybe on fab guys

Along with the Twink category?

exactly! You see the vision"

Get all the grind r types on here. It makes sense. It is the way.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 35 weeks ago

Bromley

I need a category saying the following- You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate alcoholism, neglect, numerous damaging behaviors to hone a body like mine to perfection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Should be a bear category

Maybe on fab guys

Along with the Twink category?

exactly! You see the vision

Get all the grind r types on here. It makes sense. It is the way. "

There’s enough men on this site to go around

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 35 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Comfortable/sporty.

Like a family car with a bit extra under the bonnet.

Like, I should really have a very discrete red badge with some stripes and the letter R or maybe M.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

Laughing so hard here "

Scooby - do you have the "girl balls" and username credits to become "FabulousBumPussy" for a week? .

It would be fascinating to hear how it affected your messages/winks/interactions... xx

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By *odgerMooreMan 35 weeks ago

Nowhere

I haven’t seen ‘Chickmagnet!’ On the drop down… will msg admin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

I don't

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 35 weeks ago

Markfield


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

Laughing so hard here

Scooby - do you have the "girl balls" and username credits to become "FabulousBumPussy" for a week? .

It would be fascinating to hear how it affected your messages/winks/interactions... xx"

I can try. But I figured bum pussy was a boy thing for boys. But I’ll give it a go!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

Laughing so hard here

Scooby - do you have the "girl balls" and username credits to become "FabulousBumPussy" for a week? .

It would be fascinating to hear how it affected your messages/winks/interactions... xx

I can try. But I figured bum pussy was a boy thing for boys. But I’ll give it a go! "

You! Did! It!!!

Max respect ScoobyBumPuss xxx.

Anyone can have a bumpussy...you just end up with two pussies.

Any good with origami?

xxxx

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By *heGateKeeperMan 35 weeks ago

Stratford

I’d go with chunky but funky if it was an option

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 35 weeks ago

Markfield


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

Laughing so hard here

Scooby - do you have the "girl balls" and username credits to become "FabulousBumPussy" for a week? .

It would be fascinating to hear how it affected your messages/winks/interactions... xx

I can try. But I figured bum pussy was a boy thing for boys. But I’ll give it a go!

You! Did! It!!!

Max respect ScoobyBumPuss xxx.

Anyone can have a bumpussy...you just end up with two pussies.

Any good with origami?

xxxx"

I’m better with orgasms than origami. Less cuts on my fingers

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 35 weeks ago

Markfield


"I’d go with chunky but funky if it was an option "

Ooh I like that.

Is there a voluptuous? I’d use that I think.

Perhaps we could use the doctors bmi type ones. I’ll have morbidly obese.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 35 weeks ago

Darwen

Muscular I guess. I'm a fitness freak lol

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Large gets closest.

"Fabulous" feels too drag/panto to be "me" (oh yes it does!).

"Ample" feels it goes with "buxom wench serving warm beer to Falstaff".

So, of the available choices, "large" gets closest across multiple vectors.

Same. This was my logic! Look at us

Large and in charge

Very probably Willy .

Might change it to "Fabulous" for panto season though....there's a sort of logic I can happily twist for that short period Pickle

FabulousBumPussy would make a great profile name

- I'm all usernamed up until 2025 otherwise I probably would xx

Laughing so hard here

Scooby - do you have the "girl balls" and username credits to become "FabulousBumPussy" for a week? .

It would be fascinating to hear how it affected your messages/winks/interactions... xx

I can try. But I figured bum pussy was a boy thing for boys. But I’ll give it a go!

You! Did! It!!!

Max respect ScoobyBumPuss xxx.

Anyone can have a bumpussy...you just end up with two pussies.

Any good with origami?

xxxx

I’m better with orgasms than origami. Less cuts on my fingers "

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"I don't "
fabulous

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By *ealitybitesMan 35 weeks ago

Belfast

I picked the athletic option even though I couldn't run the length of myself and haven't set foot in a gym in years.

I chose that option because I vowed to myself almost 10 years ago that I would never refer to myself as average ever again.

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By *zeroMan 35 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm a strange shape. I can look fat from the wrong angle, decent in the right angle and I have a massive arse. Which is why I tend not to post a lot of photos. Most of the ones I take end up deleted. I'm larger than average but not exactly like a fitness model.

So I just say I'm fabulous

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