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Right ladies , gents and they thems.
What quotes make you laugh on peoples bios and some how contradicts that quotes somewhere on their profile?
My entry is "I'm picky and I don't sleep my way through everybody on Fab"
They have been on Fab 5 months with 50 different meet reviwes.
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"Love to eat pussy for hours.
You are doing it wrong if you have to spend hours going down on a lady, she's probably a sleep by then "
I have to do it for hours to make up for my D lasting 15 seconds. |
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"Love to eat pussy for hours.
You are doing it wrong if you have to spend hours going down on a lady, she's probably a sleep by then
I have to do it for hours to make up for my D lasting 15 seconds. "
Mr Wick I know a guy if you need help haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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On bio - 'We / I are only attracted to white people, just a preference.'
Then sends me a friend request..
-They must have some sort of colour chart on their wall. |
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"Location somewhere far away,startecking across the universe hogwarts blah blah I can see your in essex
Yeah I hate people who list their location as off world  "
What about planet pleasure?
And yes i have seen this on a profile |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"On bio - 'We / I are only attracted to white people, just a preference.'
Then sends me a friend request..
-They must have some sort of colour chart on their wall.
Wow thats bad"
I've learned to have humour about people that can undermine their own biases. |
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"On bio - 'We / I are only attracted to white people, just a preference.'
Then sends me a friend request..
-They must have some sort of colour chart on their wall.
Wow thats bad
I've learned to have humour about people that can undermine their own biases."
And none smoker but meet for a coffee  |
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Well... My sister's boyfriend messaged me on here .(Obviously didn't know it was me!)
He is a real sleazy slimball. With turkey teeth never worked an honest day in his life.
His tag line was "class only" which made me laugh knowing he has given my sister a few unwelcome genital visitors.
He messaged saying that he had altered his DNA to make cum for a minute |
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"Well... My sister's boyfriend messaged me on here .(Obviously didn't know it was me!)
He is a real sleazy slimball. With turkey teeth never worked an honest day in his life.
His tag line was "class only" which made me laugh knowing he has given my sister a few unwelcome genital visitors.
He messaged saying that he had altered his DNA to make cum for a minute "
Ok im one for fab life stays on fab. But that is one dumb ass. I hope there was alittle conversation about this with you sister or maybe alittle torment in person first before you spoken to your sister.
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"Not my first rodeo, know how it works
Hummm i was under the impression this is a swing site not a horse rodeo site.
I corrected the spelling as "know" is usually spelled as "no" "
Spelling is key you know that. On the Naughty step you go for 10 minutes. As you changed the spelling of the quote used.
If that was the case i would be spending days at a time for my poor spelling. |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here! "
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it. |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Right ladies , gents and they thems.
What quotes make you laugh on peoples bios and some how contradicts that quotes somewhere on their profile?
My entry is "I'm picky and I don't sleep my way through everybody on Fab"
They have been on Fab 5 months with 50 different meet reviwes.
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Probably from social meets though |
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"Right ladies , gents and they thems.
What quotes make you laugh on peoples bios and some how contradicts that quotes somewhere on their profile?
My entry is "I'm picky and I don't sleep my way through everybody on Fab"
They have been on Fab 5 months with 50 different meet reviwes.
Probably from social meets though "
Not when you read them (not in all cases) |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it."
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here) |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it.
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here)"
That is very sad to hear  |
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"Not my first rodeo, know how it works
Hummm i was under the impression this is a swing site not a horse rodeo site.
We all enjoy a rigourous ride on this site "
I hope you don’t mean the bestiality kind  |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it.
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here)
That is very sad to hear "
I'm okay though. |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it.
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here)
That is very sad to hear
I'm okay though. "
Glad to hear it keep being you  |
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it.
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here)
That is very sad to hear
I'm okay though.
Glad to hear it keep being you "
But still it makes me laugh..."I've changed my DNA" |
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"Send a face pic with your 1st message
From a profile with no pics or info on it "
Oh that pisses me off. I used to do that and then you get no reply. I don't bother doing it with accounts that have no pics |
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The bullshit legal threats and disclaimers that people insist on putting in the profiles.
Because I'm a curious nerd, I've done some investigation.
The Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) does exist but is only applicable in the USA. However the numbers of the codes in the standard text, below, don't exist.
UCC 1-103 1-308.
I've now taken to asking fabbers why they use this, purely to be a cantankerous twat.
I think the op asked what made you laugh. It amuses me, but I think I've probably bored everyone else to death.
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By *rpeggioCouple 35 weeks ago
Baughurst |
"We are a couple very much in love and not here looking to replace each other".
We can now sigh with relief that this mediocre couple is not trying to break up our marriage and we become an episode of the Wife Swap franchise. |
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"Anything that describes the woman of a couple as a "hot wife" and they're presumably referring to her internal thermometer."
Haha yes 100% hot wife but the camera must of been pointing at another woman who isn't ( sorry not all hot wifes are hot) |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Sends photo or has photo but no verification
Irks me massively but fabswingers say no one has to be photo verified
Photos over 10 years old but reused 2024
Professional and genuine cannot show you face but full of hairy cock pics
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Not a specific quote but when full grown adults beg for fabs on forums/profiles, particularly if they're looking to get into the hottest photos lists.
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They do that in a thread begging for fabs or hotlist |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Right ladies , gents and they thems.
What quotes make you laugh on peoples bios and some how contradicts that quotes somewhere on their profile?
My entry is "I'm picky and I don't sleep my way through everybody on Fab"
They have been on Fab 5 months with 50 different meet reviwes.
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Loads here use 'picky' but puts out meet request 'meet anyone' |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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"Not a specific quote but when full grown adults beg for fabs on forums/profiles, particularly if they're looking to get into the hottest photos lists.
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I’m bad for wanting lady fabs on ‘fab a fella fursday’ but 2 or 3 and I’m like muttley getting a medal |
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If you remember me, get in touch-from a blank profile with one like of text and no pics.
Been here before, know how it works-I didn't like how it worked so I deleted my profile in a strop one day.
Great meet thanks, you know who you are, no veries at all. |
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"Will only meet an exceptional male" - like most people, what do you class as exceptional.
"No face picture, no chat" - from a profile with no profile pictures or pictures at all on it.
"We've been here before know how it works" - cool story, do you want a medal?
"Won't sleep with anyone" - only been on the site a few weeks and has a lot of verifications which prove opposite. |
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On verifications..
1) Treat her with respect - Der, goes without needing to be said.
2) Dont let her pass you by. - Not always my choice !
3) Mess with her and you'll have me too answer too. - Oh Please...
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Love to eat pussy for hours.
You are doing it wrong if you have to spend hours going down on a lady, she's probably a sleep by then "
No one wants to be licked for hours like a thirsty camel |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Well I did the moral thing and let my sister know, but it ment having to tell my family about why I'm on here!
You see you could of said I have a mate who sent me this. Or just talk to your sister about it and say don't tell the family. But i hope they dont judge you for it.
My sister would ask too many questions I'd end up tying myself up in lies.
They don't really understand my situation and my brother put ME in hospital over it.
But at least I can hold my head up and say I was honest. (As lucky for me my husband knows I was on here)"
Wow hope you are ok xx you did the right thing telling your sister x |
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By *rpeggioCouple 35 weeks ago
Baughurst |
"We take good care of ourselves, keep fit and always smell amazing, so we expect the same from you"
Are we supposed to send you across our gym routines to prove it and armpit swabs to see that you like how we smell? |
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"We don't meet men"
But their public photos show recent pictures/videos of the lady having fun labelled "not my hubby/partner/other half". And their recent verifications all come from male accounts....
Just something I find very amusing. |
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"On verifications..
1) Treat her with respect - Der, goes without needing to be said.
2) Dont let her pass you by. - Not always my choice !
3) Mess with her and you'll have me too answer too. - Oh Please...
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Oh god I think I've had all 3   |
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