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I think you need a new hobby OP.
Or to lay off the sauce.
Or both! | |||
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"Give it a hundred years, they'll be everywhere. As Schopenhauer sort of said (horrible man - he used to pick on my mate Hegel!)... Every new idea is at first ridiculed. Then it becomes accepted. And finally it becomes self-evident. Bum pussies are an idea awaiting their time. That time is....soon xxxx" Can you now use words that we all understand to explain what you're going on about | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it " So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum. And still poop of course. Wiping the flaps could be awkward. Hence the origami idea  xxxx | |||
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"I don’t want this explained please." Can I come and sit with you ? | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum. And still poop of course. Wiping the flaps could be awkward. Hence the origami idea xxxx"
Thanks. I'll keep my bum the way it is. I'll understand if you don't want to fuck it. Ta! | |||
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"Why are these not a "thing" yet? Or if they are, why so rare? There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum? I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something. But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy? Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."Have a wank you’ll feel much better  | |||
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"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami. " Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it??  | |||
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"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami. Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it?? "Depends if there’s stuffing as well as folding involved. It’s a lot to think about… | |||
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"This is a lot to unpack….and I’m not talking about the anal origami. Do you unpack anal origami tho or unfold it??
Depends if there’s stuffing as well as folding involved. It’s a lot to think about…"I am trying my absolute hardest not to think about it tbh! | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it " Love it Kate xx | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it So one would still enjoy anal sex in the bumpussy, but aesthetically it can be pussy or bum, pussy and bum. And still poop of course. Wiping the flaps could be awkward. Hence the origami idea xxxx"What actually fuck are you on about haha are you on Drugs or something? | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding? "By the bum pussy Mr | |||
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"Are you getting a bum pussy OP? " I seem to be happy enough with the way I was born and have matured physically, although obviously mentally I'm a bit "out there"...so wasn't really thinking of me. More throwing it out there to see who likes the idea for themselves. I would hope we're not going to spend the next few hundred/few thousand years just accepting how we were originally, if our minds and desires take us to other places for greater pleasure and aesthetics. I'd rather be a psychic space eagle - bending time and space to travel the cosmos in a blink - but this is a sex site so bum pussies seemed more fitting a topic xxx | |||
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"Also...nothing stopping anyone who already has a pussy having a bumpussy too. " Will they be identical like twin's? | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr " Does it have teeth too? | |||
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"I'm so lost, there's too many gaping arseholes as it is, please don't let it be a start of more. Mrs " Arseholes that look like predator Mr | |||
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"Are you getting a bum pussy OP? I seem to be happy enough with the way I was born and have matured physically, although obviously mentally I'm a bit "out there"...so wasn't really thinking of me. More throwing it out there to see who likes the idea for themselves. I would hope we're not going to spend the next few hundred/few thousand years just accepting how we were originally, if our minds and desires take us to other places for greater pleasure and aesthetics. I'd rather be a psychic space eagle - bending time and space to travel the cosmos in a blink - but this is a sex site so bum pussies seemed more fitting a topic xxx" Ok this is just going to encourage gaping origami asshole pics on fab so I can’t get behind this | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr Does it have teeth too? "With a reciding hairline Mr | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr Does it have teeth too?
With a reciding hairline
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr Does it have teeth too? "So you can chew your food on the way out, too? 
(Because I thought that, you all get to share it. Blame the Klungemeister for starting this) | |||
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"If you want to lick the arse of a person who has a dick, just do it. No need to make it look like a vagina just so people feel better about their sexuality." He said can’t shag you if you have a willy so im even more confused | |||
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"If you want to lick the arse of a person who has a dick, just do it. No need to make it look like a vagina just so people feel better about their sexuality. He said can’t shag you if you have a willy so im even more confused " I dunno, maybe he could ignore the willy if there's a bumpussy on offer? | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr Does it have teeth too?
With a reciding hairline
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Now you're just trying to give me nightmares "That started in Op's head Mr | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding? "A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred. Lots of friends and places visited. One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good. Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges. If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first  .
Long live bumpussies!
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"Klunge where ya been hiding?
A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.
Lots of friends and places visited.
One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.
Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.
If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .
Long live bumpussies!
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"I'll stick with enjoying pussy pussies, thanks. K." This  luscious tasty pussy pussies  | |||
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"But bums are yucky. I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that@" or your nose | |||
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"Just a thought - is a bum pussy anything like a man cunt? Would that be a different procedure?" I'm thinking more the bum stays as a bum, just with extra frills. But...I'd hate to monopolise the creative potential, so anyone who genuinely wants a bumpussy can design their own, in accordance with local laws and surgical expertise. | |||
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"What's wrong with pussybums? "That's a totally different procedure!  | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it " Me too x | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding?
A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.
Lots of friends and places visited.
One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.
Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.
If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .
Long live bumpussies!
xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor "Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred. | |||
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"Thanks OP. I hate it" I also hate it...and not sure I fully understand it... | |||
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"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps……… Boom, fake bumpussy. " With a haemorrhoid at the top for a clit? | |||
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"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps……… Boom, fake bumpussy. " YOU'RE BACK!!! God I missed you x | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr Does it have teeth too?
So you can chew your food on the way out, too?
(Because I thought that, you all get to share it. Blame the Klungemeister for starting this)"Oh god | |||
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"What's wrong with pussybums?
That's a totally different procedure!
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"What's wrong with pussybums?
That's a totally different procedure!
"Yes, it's an Insetsphincterontomy. A bum pussy is an Addaflaptomy. | |||
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"That was deep man" Balls deep? | |||
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"I don’t want this explained please." What part of that was unclear? Sometimes, just stop.
Who’s got the eye bleach/mid bleach, men in black memory zapper? | |||
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"What's wrong with pussybums?
That's a totally different procedure!
Yes, it's an Insetsphincterontomy. A bum pussy is an Addaflaptomy.
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"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!! think pictural explanation is required "No. It’s not! Really NOOOOOOO!! | |||
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"Why are these not a "thing" yet? Or if they are, why so rare? There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum? I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something. But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy? Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."Haemorrhoids is all I'm saying, folks struggle to keep them clean! Yuk! | |||
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"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!! think pictural explanation is required "I think the images are probably strong enough already....for those who visited and now wish they never had xxxx | |||
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"Klung Im so glad you have had a lovely break - and far too much thinking time!! think pictural explanation is required
I think the images are probably strong enough already....for those who visited and now wish they never had xxxx"yea to those that could understand what you had written | |||
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"We thinking of a surgical procedure where one can ask for one or are you thinking more why hasn't evolution stepped in?" That's an interesting debate I've held a few times with friends over the years Willy. If intelligence and technical abilities (in us, crows, etc etc) are evolutionary, then, by extension, this smartphone, an airplane, carpet etc are also "within evolution". So I was thinking a surgical procedure, which isn't necessarily un-evolutionary because of the preceding paragraph. In other words, everything we do is situated within evolution - amorally so (morality and ethics can be brought in as well of course). | |||
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"I’m struggling to picture this. How does it work again? Be descriptive please. Devil’s in the detail. " Take a bum. Add flaps. Maybe something clit-like. Design subject to personal choice, legal status, surgical skills. As surgical skills and flesh-knowledge progress, maybe wire it all up to erogenous zones and lube potential. Maybe even bumpussy squirtfests!!!??? Although you'd have to be really careful with that one, because things could go badly wrong xxx | |||
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"[Bumpussy removed by poster at 07/05/24 16:31:11]" | |||
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"So you just want to bang, eat, play with a rusty tea towel holder OP? " Me? No - I want to be a transdimensional psychic space eagle. I'm only doing this post for everyone else's benefit . | |||
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"Hahaha. It’s not even 5pm yet!! "Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?
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"Guess you could give it a try, super glue one of those large gummy sweets lips on to your bum hole and see if anyone takes the bait." Btw - I saw this (and Meli's, and everyone's) and they were magnificent! This one in particular  . | |||
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"Please make it stop "Please! | |||
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"Please make it stop
Please!"When it gets to 175 it will. | |||
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"Please make it stop
Please!
When it gets to 175 it will. "
Well, there's always space for "Bumpussies 2...???"
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"Please make it stop
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When it gets to 175 it will. "does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin | |||
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"Try a few slices of sadwhich ham stapled to your ring piece. Make the necessary folds n faps……… Boom, fake bumpussy. YOU'RE BACK!!! God I missed you x" High 5! | |||
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"Please make it stop
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When it gets to 175 it will.
does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin"Good question that might take a few posts to resolve | |||
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"Hahaha. It’s not even 5pm yet!!
Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?
(Like I haven't contributed to this insanity) "I don’t know. Nicky is this going to get worse??? | |||
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"Please make it stop
Please!
When it gets to 175 it will.
does that mean we just keep putting posts up - or break out the gin"Both! It has to be both! | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding?
A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.
Lots of friends and places visited.
One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.
Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.
If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .
Long live bumpussies!
xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor
Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred."Sabia que lo harias | |||
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"Hahaha. It’s not even 5pm yet!!
Omg! Does it get worse at 5pm?
(Like I haven't contributed to this insanity)
I don’t know.
Nicky is this going to get worse??? "Uhm...probably Woody. Probably . | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding?
A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.
Lots of friends and places visited.
One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.
Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.
If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .
Long live bumpussies!
xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor
Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred.Sabia que lo harias "Puedo resistir todo menos la tentación Fred . | |||
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"Does fucking a bum pussy need a separate word? So people who are into it (oo er) umm know? " Flapodomy? Flanal? | |||
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"Klunge where ya been hiding?
A bit of an odyssey through France with a detour to Spain Fred.
Lots of friends and places visited.
One of the better holidays, and I have had quite a lot of good ones...so this was really good.
Nanna - the bumpussy idea is for those who want their own one, not to satisfy someone else's urges.
If it becomes a thing by mid-century, you (probably) heard it here first .
Long live bumpussies!
xxxxentiendes espanol por fervor
Si, pocito. En my escuela hace cuarenta an¨os, mucho - lo mas mejor de todos los estudiantes, pero este día, solamente pocito Fred.Sabia que lo harias
Puedo resistir todo menos la tentación Fred ."yo tambien | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it " .. | |||
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"This thread is going to max out, almost as successful as a cake thread" I think it may be running out of steam. Ragnar will be very happy about that (and a few others ). | |||
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"I’m struggling to picture this. How does it work again? Be descriptive please. Devil’s in the detail. " No, nightmares are in the detail. | |||
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"And there i was, hoping for Bumpussy 2 ‘the second opening’. "
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"Op you really need to get off your meds. That fucker really mind bended me. Imagine shitting over your bum clit ffs" On that note what if it farted? Would it be considered a fanny fart, a normal fart or non-binary? | |||
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"I’ve re read it 3 times and still don’t understand it .. "I still don’t want to understand it. | |||
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"You mean bussies? Or like the anal infsertable fleshlights that are available to buy? " Well, that makes me think that the idea of a "bumpussy" is already out there and in use (as it were)....so how long before that becomes an actual physical/flesh augmentation rather than a sex toy modification? I do tend to get a bit carried away in my imagination...but there's "real enough" stuff around the idea as well though. For farts...maybe fanus farts covers the options? | |||
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"Sorry was away and now I’ve forgotten what this thread was about. Bumpussy you say? I’m intrigued tell me more. " You're asking me!? I never had a clue what it was about....it just splurged out of me.... xx | |||
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"Imagine having a full working clitoris above your butt hole. " I was trying not to…….but now you’ve gone n put it out there. | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr " So it can give a gobble too? | |||
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"This can now be done in Turkey Mr So it can give a gobble too? "If Turkey Bum becomes a thing Paxo dick will be next | |||
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"Imagine having a full working clitoris above your butt hole. I was trying not to…….but now you’ve gone n put it out there. " Like having a man-ny | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? " * rushes off to patent the Ass Bra | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? " Would the sound be a bit muffled? | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? Would the sound be a bit muffled?" I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia... | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? Would the sound be a bit muffled? I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia..." That's actually not a bad idea. I could see that taking off to be fair | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF "So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own? | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?" - I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!! | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?"Not quite | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?
- I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!! "Too late! It's a sinecure... | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? Would the sound be a bit muffled? I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia..." All I’m getting is static. Wait that’s not static | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?
- I'll give full credit to ANYONE who has done this thinking before me..I probably need some time off being FAB's resident freakshow...they can have it all!!!
Too late! It's a sinecure... "I agree this is now his brand, for life | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? Would the sound be a bit muffled? I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia... All I’m getting is static. Wait that’s not static " *said in the tone of "that's no moon"* Erm... actually... | |||
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"I'll be honest - I did have another idea on top of this. Bum cheeks are a bit like boobs - maybe nipples could be added to bum cheeks too? So, assuming it can all be wired up for pleasure, maybe some sort of bumpussy tittycheeks thing? Maybe one nipple does bass/treble and the other volume up/down as well so you can have music at the same time? Would the sound be a bit muffled? I think it would be if the bum itself was the speaker system, but it can probably be Bluetoothed (maybe Glow's AssBra can do this?) to domestic multimedia... All I’m getting is static. Wait that’s not static *said in the tone of "that's no moon"* Erm... actually..." Full moon Smaller full moon Total eclipse | |||
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?
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"There was literally a bum pussy the other day on page 1 of men’s hot photos, it was a CD who had literally lodged a plastic or rubber pussy into their arse hole. Did anyone see it? I was like WTF
So what you're saying is Nicky has st0len the idea and is now claiming it as his own?
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Next time you're on hot pics, keep your eye out for the arse nipples too "You will be the first to know | |||
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"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs): Glow as head of events and PR Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist Willy as Marketing Director Cockney as Sales Director Meli across HR And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary... Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon? I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it ."why do you need a surgeon klunge? | |||
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"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs): Glow as head of events and PR Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist Willy as Marketing Director Cockney as Sales Director Meli across HR And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary... Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon? I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge? "Maybe not Fred then ... | |||
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"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs): Glow as head of events and PR Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist Willy as Marketing Director Cockney as Sales Director Meli across HR And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary... Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon? I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge? "Coz someone needs to do all the cutting and stitching and erogenous connections Fred!!! And Davina would get even crazier than me...they'd leave the surgery with elephant trunks and tentacles and everything!!! | |||
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"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" "i typed meaning ffs | |||
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"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs "Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone .. | |||
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"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs
Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone .."oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly | |||
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"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs): Glow as head of events and PR Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist Willy as Marketing Director Cockney as Sales Director Meli across HR And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary... Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon? I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it .why do you need a surgeon klunge?
Coz someone needs to do all the cutting and stitching and erogenous connections Fred!!!
And Davina would get even crazier than me...they'd leave the surgery with elephant trunks and tentacles and everything!!!"Oooh! Oooh! Anime tentacle porn! All my Urotsukidoji fantasies come to life! | |||
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"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs
Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone ..oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly "Will you promise not to play with the knives and lasers Fred? Apart from your Birthday - special treat. | |||
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"For accidental over stretching of the bum pussy muscles i guess but how successful would that be operating on it surely that would cause more problems than it would solve....... Brings new meaning to the phrase " slack alice" i typed meaning ffs
Maybe Fred could be an occasional advisor...that might be best for everyone ..oh cmon let me be an advisor i promise I'll advise everyone sensibly
Will you promise not to play with the knives and lasers Fred?
Apart from your Birthday - special treat."yes I'm not allowed near knives anyway | |||
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"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess. " Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I? | |||
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"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess. Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I?" Shhhhh you’ll attract attention. We don’t want that. | |||
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"This earned you a profile view, and I even clicked your web link too. Now I've had enough Internet for the day." - Very wise (thank you) | |||
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"I'm kinda getting a company coming to life here (cooperative, anarcho-syndicalist, obvs): Glow as head of events and PR Davina as CTO and Chief Scientist Willy as Marketing Director Cockney as Sales Director Meli across HR And me in a vat of goo with electrodes in my brain pumping out the ideas...chocolate and kebabs as salary... Dare we trust Fred as Chief Surgeon? I want Fred as Chief Surgeon...I don't think it would fly measured against traditional corporate metrics...but I still want it ." | |||
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"If I’m head of events can I get the whole venue covered in cling film? Just in case anyone makes a mess. Uhmm...when I'm in my vat of goo and it's late at night and you're the only other person there....I will be safe won't I?" you'll be klunged fer sure | |||
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"Why are these not a "thing" yet? Or if they are, why so rare? There are some astonishingly beautiful, soft skinned, wonderful kissy lipped and be-boobed people with penises out there/on here, but if some augmentation has already occurred, why has no one put little luscious flaps and a clit around their bum? I get the bits might be intrusive in everyday life...maybe they could be foldable? Like anal origami or something. But why...in our posthuman post-gendered trajectory of joy...why oh why does no one have a bum pussy? Soz - still can't shag you if you have a willy....yuk yuk willies yuk...but bum pussies could and should be quite beautiful ."Would a large set of Hemorrhoids count? | |||
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