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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman? |
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
It depends on if it was on a George foreman grill or an open fire.
Open fire a bear, George foreman a woman. |
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By *TG3Man 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
no bears can't cook  |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods
You're the woman aren't you?
Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh "
I’m in the middle of the woods, I’m not expecting Michelin star.
Just wipe your hands on your jeans, and fry the meat.  |
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods
You're the woman aren't you?
Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh
I’m in the middle of the woods, I’m not expecting Michelin star.
Just wipe your hands on your jeans, and fry the meat. "
You’ve said that as a chat up line haven’t you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"I’m vegetarian babe
This bear has plant-based steak.
He's woker than the average bear."
Fair. If the bear is woke then I trust him.
So my answer is I don’t care which one |
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The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
if your expecting me to cook a steak i would take the bear - i do like mine blue - the smoke alarm doesnt go off then  |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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bear grills in the forest? and there’s nobody there to hear, does it make a sound? Yes he bloody does, a bloody boring, monotonous self righteous blah blah this is how you should have done it properly blah blah, |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
Neither. I make my own |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
Neither. I make my own "
^Loney bear |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
Neither. I make my own
^Loney bear"
Spare bear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"Depends who has washed their hands after taking a shit in the woods
You're the woman aren't you?
Probably neither. I like steak tartare tbh
She's tartare than the average bear ^^^
J"
^She's raised the steaks. |
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I know it's anecdotal but the only time I've had a good steak cooked by a woman was in Texas, as far as I can recall.
But then I've never had a steak cooked by bear either.
Is the woman Texan and what cut are we talking about Ribeye, T-bone..? It doesn't really matter if it's rump or Sirloin. |
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno?
Is it grizzly?
No Pete.
Its a growler
Hairy?
See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff.
Salmon is involved.
Smoked?"
Yeah and I've got some honey too. But did you know the only bears that like honey are actually honey bears and they only exist in Canada mostly hibernate during Summer because they are afraid of honey bees and if you look closely enough you'll see they would never attack a woman because I am completely making this fact up |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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"Does this bear mind if I make a soft woodland core porno?
Is it grizzly?
No Pete.
Its a growler
Hairy?
See for yourself!
I’ll go have a sniff.
Salmon is involved.
Smoked?
Yeah and I've got some honey too. But did you know the only bears that like honey are actually honey bears and they only exist in Canada mostly hibernate during Summer because they are afraid of honey bees and if you look closely enough you'll see they would never attack a woman because I am completely making this fact up"
I didn’t. Very educational |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?"
As a bear necessity.
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
Holy.. Moses you grill bears op |
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?"
Why are we grilling a steak anyway, it should be in a pan with butter.
The entire premise is flawed really.
I'm all for equality, women can take control of the BBQ hell even build the fire. Cook the jerk chicken and burgers all day long. I'll even prepare the salad.
But some things are sacred, let men keep the steak cooking - it's like a male Red tent thing. We need our space too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
Holy.. Moses you grill bears op"
No - I grill women. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
Holy.. Moses you grill bears op
No - I grill women."
Your surname Nilson |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
Holy.. Moses you grill bears op
No - I grill women.
Your surname Nilson "
I can't live. |
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
Which bear? Pooh? Yogi? Or that one who probably arrived on a rubber dinghy? I need to know how to apply my prejudice before deciding. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn. |
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn. "
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke. "
What joke?
You're beary funny. xxx |
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke.
What joke?
You're beary funny. xxx"
Alright calm down or everyone’s gonna give us a Grylling. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"This bear things becoming unbearable...!
Anyway, I didnt know bears can cook or talk like they do on that Twix advert.
Just goes to show, never stop to learn.
I can’t bearlieve you made that joke.
What joke?
You're beary funny. xxx
Alright calm down or everyone’s gonna give us a Grylling. "
It's ok, we're polar opposites. They'll understand and not get jealous |
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear?
It'll be rarer.
This argument was never about cooking.  "
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event |
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear?
It'll be rarer.
This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event "
So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option!
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear?
It'll be rarer.
This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event
So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option!
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Let's do it. You can run away if the bear gets antsy. I'll sacrifice myself  |
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By *irthandgirthMan 35 weeks ago
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
I trust noone to grill my steak. |
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"A woman grilling my steak sounds alright. What’s the argument for the bear?
It'll be rarer.
This argument was never about cooking.
Who said it was about cooking?! Have you ever seen a bear cooking a steak? No. So, it'd be a very rare event
So purely on the basis that we might never get the chance to see a bear cook a steak again in our lifetimes…we should take that option!
Let's do it. You can run away if the bear gets antsy. I'll sacrifice myself "
We can just get some tips from Leo beforehand. Be reet. |
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
I trust noone to grill my steak."
Will yours have a bluebell and dandelion jus, served on a bed of sun-kissed oak leaves and with a shaving of woodland fungi on the side? |
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By *irthandgirthMan 35 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
I trust noone to grill my steak.
Will yours have a bluebell and dandelion jus, served on a bed of sun-kissed oak leaves and with a shaving of woodland fungi on the side? "
Everyone knows that dandelion is bitter, wild garlic is preferred and in season! And woodland fungi is a poor way to say hand picked morels. |
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?"
I wouldn’t want a bear to grill a woman. Bears make terrible interrogators.
And if I was alone in the woods there wouldn’t be a bear or a woman by definition.
#overthinking |
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"So I missed the bear thing that's doing the rounds on social media and can't find a thread on the forum.
The hypothetical question posed to men was: if you were alone in the woods, would you rather trust a bear to grill your steak or a woman?
I wouldn’t want a bear to grill a woman. Bears make terrible interrogators.
And if I was alone in the woods there wouldn’t be a bear or a woman by definition.
#overthinking"
But would there be a steak? |
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?
As a bear necessity.
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Ah, so the bear has ripped your arms off and you can no longer hold the tongs. Shame. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"This hypothetical steak grilling scenario is laughably unbelievable. At what point in history has a man ever relinquished control of the bbq?
As a bear necessity.
Ah, so the bear has ripped your arms off and you can no longer hold the tongs. Shame."
Don't pick the prickly pear with a paw, when you pick a pear try and use the tongs. |
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"It doesn't matter which one you choose cos they are both soft crunchy and delicious "
It’s luscious, it’s super,
It’s mushious, it’s duper,
It’s better than rotten old fish.
You mash it and munch it,
You chew it and crunch it!
It’s lovely to hear it go squish! |
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