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"I'm definitely real...I think? The only thing fake about me is my nails (and colour of my hair). nice but doubtful I'm fit for u"
Sadly yes, I only go for much younger and bearded men but good luck to you! |
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By *aizyWoman 32 weeks ago
west midlands |
"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP!  don't change your
name when i think of you i think fresh as a daisy  "
Ah thanks Fred, made me wanna go and post on the Must be clean and respectful thread now!  |
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By *TG3Man 32 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"rude n rite obnoxious, would make a great username, thanks OP! don't change your
name when i think of you i think fresh as a daisy
Ah thanks Fred, made me wanna go and post on the Must be clean and respectful thread now! "
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Not a very nice thing to say really, damaged, in that context, I found that a bit obnoxious. The kind of thing that would put me off someone. A lot of people who've had adverse experiences have had to do a lot of work on themselves and grown as a consequence.
Whereas some people have the self-awareness of an Amoeba and think every issue they experience in life is due to external factors.
Takes all kinds I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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Hey op, I can be rude and obnoxious when I reply. Not replying is sometimes the better option.
I'd hazard a guess that the majority of women on here are real, with a pulse and everything. Some are a little crazy though, I'd stay away from those ones. |
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By *hrimper36Couple 32 weeks ago
Central France dept 36 |
"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
Oh dear op has your girlfriend got a puncture because going by your green arrow you are coming across as not being a happy bunny bless you.
Chin up and enjoy.
T |
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Last time I looked I was real....Best go double check.
I an usually a little ray of sunshine but if people don't/can't or won't take no for an answer then you can bet your life on it that I will become the most obnoxious, rude and arrogant women you will ever come across (no pun intended) |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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OP the green arrow has not been kind as its shown some obnoxious posts from yourself which in turn has probably led to your message replies being obnoxious
You haven't done yourself any favours
Your also not using the site tools to present your best self.... or maybe it is your best self
Good luck though |
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"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
Real? Yes. Would be interested in your profile if I lived in your area? No.
Not entertaining someone who doesn't meet your requirements isn't the same as being fake. |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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Ladies should be flocking to you with the size of the balls you must have saying something like that in the forum. You should know that when you say things like that the people who you are talking about will be offended and start telling you that you won't get anywhere with that attitude. They'll tell you to make the effort to get to know people. This means putting in the same energy and time as you would for someone in a full time relationship. People on here don't like listening to men moan that they are hard work. Here's the secret, pretend you are trying to meet someone.spend weeks getting to know them ( be complementary, always and every day ) have lots and lots of time for social meets. Buy drinks and food and be a gentleman. Remember to be nice and smile and tell them how wonderful they look. After that you will be able to do it all again with another woman. And finally bear in mind that if you don't tell them something they want to hear then there's a thousand men on here that will. |
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By *hoirCouple 32 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
We're all real here. Are you sure you are real?
Please tick the following box to verify you are not a robot
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"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
Since you don't seem to have responded to anyone else, you probably won't read this but...
Most will look at a profile before the message. If the profile doesn't inspire them, then your message won't even get read.
You need to remember that the ladies on here have oodles of choice, and nobody is entitled to a reply to an unsolicited message. |
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There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.
They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.
I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more. |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"OP...This is your 3rd thread in two days running women down on here.
Are you sure this is the right place for you.?"
when the fun stops, stop.
OP, this place can be harsh if your not in a good headspace. It's like alcohol in that it exaggerates both our angels and demons.
The forums doubley so.
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"There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.
They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.
I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more."
You promised you wouldn’t call me that |
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Real.
OP - You'd be helped by having realistic expectations here. . It's very tough for you single men and the rest of us can get overwhelmed with messages and abuse. As most people are not mutually compatible, it will mean that most started chats get nowhere, they will reach a dead end. It's just a numbers thing. No reply= no thanks. |
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You seem really familiar OP, did you used to have a previous profile Wilts-something? I would agree with the others who have said this place can be hard on your wellbeing and it's easy to spend too much time here. I would consider having a break from fab for a few days and do some real world stuff.
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By *ich1981 OP Man 32 weeks ago
Salisbury |
"OP the green arrow has not been kind as its shown some obnoxious posts from yourself which in turn has probably led to your message replies being obnoxious
You haven't done yourself any favours
Your also not using the site tools to present your best self.... or maybe it is your best self no I'm really nice genuine guy just looking for connection
Good luck though "
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By *elloWoman 32 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
I'm real, possibly damaged, I talk all the time but mostly to myself and my cats |
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"There is no one real here, OP, my dear chap. The women are more counterfeit than pretty fit and they offer dystopian fallopians with evil pathogens in their oestrogens. They're devilishly impish before they vanquish all the free-thinking men on here.
They have êyês that could sink battleships and capitulate us with their burgeoning hips. If you think this makes any sense I suggest you apologise and make recompense.
I'm fucked if I know what's going on anymore; I've settled down with a two-dollar whore who leaves me in peace and bothers me no more.
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You promised you wouldn’t call me that "
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Apologies. If I do a GBP sterling equivalent you could be a one-pound forty-five pence harlot. |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
It’s like buying a train ticket in Piccadilly |
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By *ddie1966Man 32 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Oh dear, oh dear.
It's been my experience that not a single lady that's replied here is fake, rude or obnoxious.
Witty, sharp and don't suffer fools gladly is probably closer to the mark, and all have their bullshit radar turned up to 11..
I'd look a little closer to home to find a solution to your problem.
Ps.. my local friendly alien told me to write this.
Quack.... |
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By *hoirCouple 32 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious
I'm real, possibly damaged, I talk all the time but mostly to myself and my cats"
Kitty!
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By *ark73XXXMan 32 weeks ago
North Staffs/South Cheshire |
"Oh dear, oh dear.
It's been my experience that not a single lady that's replied here is fake, rude or obnoxious.
Witty, sharp and don't suffer fools gladly is probably closer to the mark, and all have their bullshit radar turned up to 11..
I'd look a little closer to home to find a solution to your problem.
Ps.. my local friendly alien told me to write this.
Quack...."
The knight in shining armour |
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"Anyone real here that actually talks cos all women I message apart from few friends r rude n damaged rite obnoxious "
Damaged,
In what way OP??
I've a workshop full of tools and apparently I have magic hands or was that fingers,anyway, help a bro out here I might be able to fix em up and earn Bravo points in the process,,  |
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"Real taxi or fake taxi?
I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣
I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x"
There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪 |
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"Real taxi or fake taxi?
I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣
I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x
There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪"
Can you PM me the title or link please x |
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"Real taxi or fake taxi?
I love fake taxi almost as much as fake driving school 🤣
I forgot about fake driving school. I found it more realistic. Thanks, I'm going to watch some of that later x
There was a good one I saw the other night, it was a driving test with the instructor in the back .. I won't spoil it for you but damn 🤪
Can you PM me the title or link please x"
Let me have a look 😁 |
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I'm as real as my dead mates, the 👽👽, and those pesky future humans.
That doesn't mean I'm real.
Or unreal.
Just equivalent.
Whilst being entirely different as well of course 🙃🙃🙃.
Hooe that helps . |
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