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Oh.. Oh.. Me ears are alight
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By *ucka39Man 36 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo ... singing after a good night out  |
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The best one that I remember and still laugh at today, is the Rollo ad and the small elephant who ends up in a street parade as a fully grown elephant, no need to explain, I’m sure a lot of people know that ad |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Any perfume or aftershave one. Especially if it has a celebrity on them. I fucking hate them, all of them. Pretentious fucking bullshit. "
Most annoying obviously. If I wasn't giving off that vibe. |
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"The Hamlet adverts were classics. Such a shame that smoking can't be promoted as a solution to life's problems anymore.
With Baldyman??"
 yes they go back even further than that though. Back to the days when your gran had you in one arm, a ciggie in her mouth and the kettle in the other hand. Ashtrays on stands perched at the end of the sofa and when you chowked on a sherbet lemon uncle Billy would pick you, upside-down, by your ankle and whack it out of you like a rag doll. Then say: won't do that again now will ya?
A golden age. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. Ahhhhh |
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