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By *usman 199 OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Gave us a good episode of Fawlty Towers

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Wow ha ha ha

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By *ools and the brainCouple 36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

The royal family

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Cars which don't indicate

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By *elloWoman 36 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Gave us a good episode of Fawlty Towers "

And 'Allo 'Allo

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By *arrus8t5Man 36 weeks ago

manchester

Currywurst

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

BMW - oh wait is that a good think

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By *uctifanoWoman 36 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Gave us a good episode of Fawlty Towers "

Basil Fawlty:

Is there something wrong?

German Guest:

Will you stop talking about the war?

Basil Fawlty:

Me? You started it.

German Guest:

We did not!

Basil Fawlty:

Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Vorsprung durch teqnique

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By *orksRockerMan 36 weeks ago

Bradford

"Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... "

Or was that the Romans

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By *icecouple561Couple 36 weeks ago
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East Sussex

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

But also, Black Forest Gateaux, delicious ham, doughnuts (Berliners), Haribo Gold Besrs (and Haribo in general)...

The printing press, the Geiger counter, and the refrigerator, Teddy bears, Playmobil, Fahrenheit scale...

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By *llie37555Man 36 weeks ago

Market Drayton

X-rays and aspirin in medicine

The Rudolf Diesel engine and airbags in motoring

Crash in a 320d and the airbags fail, they can at least be thanked for Anadin if it's minor, or Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen's invention if major.

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By *lubchuckerMan 36 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Bratwurst and Weisbier

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By *tylebender03Man 36 weeks ago

Manchester

German donor kebab company

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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Run the European Union

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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

All lager.

Bratwurst Currywurst

Haribo GoldBaren.

Italia ‘90. Winning on penalties

England ‘96 Winning on penalties

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By *lder budweiserMan 36 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

adidas

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Cars which don't indicate "

I have one of those cars it’s definitely a defect lol

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

BMW

FECK DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE SHIT HEADS

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By *ools and the brainCouple 36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Aldi and Lidl

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Cars which don't indicate

I have one of those cars it’s definitely a defect lol "

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By *CLM87Woman 36 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Footage for eurotrash

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By *ugehandsMan 36 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

False emissions data!

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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"adidas"

Puma too - family feud

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By *eyond PurityCouple 36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Jurgen Klopp

Paul Van Dyk

Erdinger

K

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 36 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Gave us a good episode of Fawlty Towers

Basil Fawlty:

Is there something wrong?

German Guest:

Will you stop talking about the war?

Basil Fawlty:

Me? You started it.

German Guest:

We did not!

Basil Fawlty:

Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

"

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By *irthandgirthMan 36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The printing press,

Diesel engines

They put a man on the moon. (Check who the head of NASA was during the apollo programme)

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple 36 weeks ago

Bristol/ Daventry

Volkswagen Bratwurst (with part numbers)

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By *oxesMan 36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Have is done of the works most renoun sex clubs

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Gave us the word Backpfeifengesicht. Which is a great great word. If hard to say.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 36 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Auto Union type D

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By *mateur100Man 36 weeks ago

nr faversham

Two world wars

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By *cflirtyMan 36 weeks ago

Hampshire

Ok so going through the replies it's official .. the only good thing was an episode of faulty towers ????????

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The word Schadenfreude - taking pleasure in others misfortune .

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Central

Another language to enjoy and master.

Christmas markets, including of tat and glühwein

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By *inkywife1981Couple 36 weeks ago

A town near you

Man diesel trucks !

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By *ty31Man 36 weeks ago

NW London

Quite a bit of our language

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Gave us the word Backpfeifengesicht. Which is a great great word. If hard to say. "

Just looked that up - brilliant!!!

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By * and M lookingCouple 36 weeks ago

Worcester


"German donor kebab company "

Yep and

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By * and M lookingCouple 36 weeks ago

Worcester

Colditz

Porsche.

Yep, they do both gut and bad.

Colditz being the bad of course.

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By *unFellaMan 36 weeks ago

Derry


"Colditz

Porsche.

Yep, they do both gut and bad.

Colditz being the bad of course. "

Prison camp - Bad

Movie - Class

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By *r TriomanMan 36 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"All lager.

Bratwurst Currywurst

Haribo GoldBaren.

Italia ‘90. Winning on penalties

England ‘96 Winning on penalties

Don't forget the Erdenuss Flips and Dunklebeer

"

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

German porn was the start of my porn experience

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

I had a lovely time on the German exchange in 1998

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

They gave us AGermanInLondon

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

It’s not what have they done for us. What have we done for them?

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By *ty31Man 36 weeks ago

NW London


"It’s not what have they done for us. What have we done for them? "

Berlin Airlift?

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By *icecouple561Couple 36 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Given us a *lot* of lovely people

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 36 weeks ago

Norwich

I enjoyed my times in Germany. I wasn’t keen on the food. They have a saying which is “the British are too polite to be honest and the Germans are too honest to be polite”, which I rather like.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"German porn was the start of my porn experience "

In particular retro porn, with German dubbing? Just pushes the right buttons for me

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By *illy IdolMan 36 weeks ago

Midlands

Christmas wouldn't be the same now without a traditional German Market wherein can stand in the cold and drink my over priced beer

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By *rozac_fairyCouple 36 weeks ago

Birmingham

I exist because of Germans so I can't complain honestly

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

What have you done for Ze Germans to notice?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Marx , Einstein, Schumaker , Beethoven.... on and on and on ....

A great work ethic and ingrained punctuality and having a distinct mark between times to be serious and times to laugh ....

' Germans tend to laugh and play when the work is done, not instead of doing the work.'

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By *rHotNottsMan 36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Decent cars and big sausages

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By *ost SockMan 36 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

The English

Rhe royal family

Never forgiven them

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By *aomilatteCouple 36 weeks ago

Midlands

Taught us we have to get up at the crack of dawn (ooeerr) to get the best sun loungers

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan 36 weeks ago

Horley

Invented Christmas

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By *ackdaw52Man 36 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Christmas trees.

Assault rifles.

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By *avexxMan 36 weeks ago

cheshire

fuck all tbh

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Taught me how to sprecken sie deutsch.

Guten Morgen allies

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Taught me how to sprecken sie deutsch.

Guten Morgen allies "

P. S. My name is Germanic

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By *uctifanoWoman 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Rammstein

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By *GermanInLondonMan 36 weeks ago

London


"Rammstein "

Was one of the first things co ing to my mind too.

And Kraftwerk for the older generation.

And Gewalt for a great relatively new Band.

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By *GermanInLondonMan 36 weeks ago

London


"They gave us AGermanInLondon "

Thanks pickle

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By *oxesMan 36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"They gave us AGermanInLondon

Thanks pickle "

And how can anyone forget scooter lol

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple 36 weeks ago

Cumbria

They gave us a massive percentage of our population.

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By *GermanInLondonMan 36 weeks ago

London


"I had a lovely time on the German exchange in 1998 "

School exchange was great...

Happy to say we gave an opportunity to a young English lad to build a snowman in Easter which did not melt way within a few hours

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 36 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Mercedes (the car not the porn star)

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By *oxesMan 36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Mercedes (the car not the porn star) "

Merc made porn?

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By *cLovin2Man 36 weeks ago

Reading


"Rammstein

Was one of the first things co ing to my mind too.

And Kraftwerk for the older generation.

And Gewalt for a great relatively new Band.

"

Nena and her 99 luft (red) balloons

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By *adyBugsWoman 36 weeks ago

cognito


"Rammstein

Was one of the first things co ing to my mind too.

And Kraftwerk for the older generation.

And Gewalt for a great relatively new Band.

Nena and her 99 luft (red) balloons"

The New Roses are good too

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

My lwb volkswagen crafter

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By *ansoffateMan 36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much. "

Don't forget Heidegger

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By *2000ManMan 36 weeks ago

Worthing

Porsche Cayman. Purists will say 911 is faster but the Cayman better handling on UK roads. I also prefer the look.

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By *arley QuimWoman 36 weeks ago

Somewhere

Invented the Christmas tree

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By *ascaIMan 36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Jurgen Klopp’s tears

Up the Toffees

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By *r Normally KinkyMan 36 weeks ago

Somerset

Really openly kinky women.

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By *cLovin2Man 36 weeks ago

Reading


"Really openly kinky women. "

I've heard this about German girls, never had the chance to experience it

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By *llie37555Man 36 weeks ago

Market Drayton


"Rammstein

Was one of the first things co ing to my mind too.

And Kraftwerk for the older generation.

And Gewalt for a great relatively new Band.

Nena and her 99 luft (red) balloons"

What a great tune I'd forgotten about. Same year as Two Tribes and I won't let the sun go down on me. 1984. A lot of concern about nuclear war in those songs.

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By *egWorshipperMan 36 weeks ago

Gods Country

It's a good job we won the war or we would all be driving German cars, shopping in German shops and drinking German beer by now. Eh wait a minute....

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

Don't forget Heidegger"

I was deliberately leaving him off the list given his Nazi credentials

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

They have enabled is to say wow he parked that big Mercedes in they small gap. Audi do that??

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By *cLovin2Man 35 weeks ago

Reading


"It's a good job we won the war or we would all be driving German cars, shopping in German shops and drinking German beer by now. Eh wait a minute.... "

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By *weet LisaTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Crawley

Wonderful metalworking factories.

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By *ornLordMan 35 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Bach (JS and others)

Beethoven

Brahms

Buxtehude

Handel

Henze

Hindemith

Mendelssohn (Felix and Fanny)

Schumann (Robert and Clara)

Stockhausen

Strauss (Richard)

Telemann

Wagner

And that's just a few more famous ones. The complete list is as long as your arm.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Made cars without indicators and some really hairy porn… mostly

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By *ansoffateMan 35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

Don't forget Heidegger

I was deliberately leaving him off the list given his Nazi credentials "

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative."

You started it…

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By *rBobbMan 35 weeks ago

Birmingham


"

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative.

You started it…"

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple 35 weeks ago

on the move

Rammstein

Ballacks penalties

Amazing beer

Early porn experiences

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By *till gameMan 35 weeks ago

Oldham

We wouldn’t have had dad’s army without them.

Don’t tell him your name pike

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By *ansoffateMan 35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative.

You started it…"

Exactly... They invaded Poland

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By *usie pTV/TS 35 weeks ago

taunton

I doubt very much if the germans ever do anything for us other than use us for their own gain, probably not any different to most other nations

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

Don't forget Heidegger

I was deliberately leaving him off the list given his Nazi credentials

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

Don't forget Heidegger

I was deliberately leaving him off the list given his Nazi credentials

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative."

Kant believe you said that

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By *ty31Man 35 weeks ago

NW London


"They have enabled is to say wow he parked that big Mercedes in they small gap. Audi do that??"

And the two cowboys in a bar joke wouldn't work without them either

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"They have enabled is to say wow he parked that big Mercedes in they small gap. Audi do that??

And the two cowboys in a bar joke wouldn't work without them either"

What’s that joke?

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By *lder budweiserMan 35 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Kraftwerk

Neu!

Can

Tangerine Dream

3 of David Bowie's best albums

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By *ty31Man 35 weeks ago

NW London


"They have enabled is to say wow he parked that big Mercedes in they small gap. Audi do that??

And the two cowboys in a bar joke wouldn't work without them either

What’s that joke?"

Two cowboys are sitting in a bar talking about their absent friend Tex who's gone away to buy a new motor.

Cowboy one says that Tex has forgotten his roots and sold out- he'll come back with an expensive flash car and never spends his miney on his friends.

Cowboy two says that Tex is still a humble good old boy and hasn't forgotten his roots. He'll come back with a down to earth car and buy his friends a drink.

As they are arguing the saloon doors burst open and Tex strides in and calls out "AUDI Y'ALL"

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By *9 kisses.Man 35 weeks ago

clacton on sea

Vw Beetles,

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By *ansoffateMan 35 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Kant

Hegel

Nietzsche

Marx

Basically the basis of modern society. Not much.

Don't forget Heidegger

I was deliberately leaving him off the list given his Nazi credentials

Quite right, don't mention the war, it's a categorical imperative.

Kant believe you said that "

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