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By *TG3 OP Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here  |
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"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here "
I tend to start with Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, and a smile.
I might try Slap it out and giz a gander then ! another time Fred |
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By *TG3 OP Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here
I tend to start with Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, and a smile.
I might try Slap it out and giz a gander then ! another time Fred"
lol do you get your linx can out just in case? |
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By *eliWoman 36 weeks ago
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"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.
It's raining where I am again  "
Cool, cool. Are you free for a quickie? |
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By *TG3 OP Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.
It's raining where I am again "
Really get me a bucket full |
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By *TG3 OP Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.
I am very sorry Veg. "
You hungry granny |
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My "go to subject" is sometimes instigated by the woman if I'm meeting them, because by then we've already flirted sufficiently via messaging and ruffled our plumages during voice calls.
We'll chat about everything and anything, such as art or music or food or the injustices of life, but sex is usually the lowest hanging fruit and this comes to the fore. I suppose it happens this way because, like me, they're also not here to play TiddlyWinks or discuss knitting or embroidery. |
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"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.
It's raining where I am again
Cool, cool. Are you free for a quickie?"
Can't today, sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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If they aren’t making me scream their name within the first two minutes I’m planning my exit.
I leave detailed instructions with a trusted friend to phone me with an elaborate emergent problem within five minutes as my way to absolutely not waste any time on the time wasters of Fab who want chat and drinks before getting to sex. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago
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"Alternatively I'll start with and this is a good test of compatibility.
"Do you find it acceptable that i brush my teeth in the shower?""
Whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't leave the toothpaste remains on the shower door/curtain... |
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I'm affable but I'd not get into extensive discussions, other than friendly chat and flirtatious engagement. And I'd edge into sexual activities fairly promptly, especially if I don't see them as a date |
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By *irthandgirthMan 36 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
It's very rare I talk about sex, even on here. I don't mind getting a little suggestive if I am on the build up to a meet with someone I have already met. I personally find it's a little weird to talk about it if you don't know someone's body.
I personally find the most effective time to talk dirty is when I whisper it in her ear just before the clothes come off. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 36 weeks ago
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"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here "
Anything and everything.
Even if the chat does eventually turn to sex I'm generally positively shit at reading the 'can we stop talking now and just go bang?' hints.  |
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By *TG3 OP Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here
Anything and everything.
Even if the chat does eventually turn to sex I'm generally positively shit at reading the 'can we stop talking now and just go bang?' hints. "
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"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero "
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If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a  then that's perfectly fine with me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero
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If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a then that's perfectly fine with me. "
Have to see if the gorgeous Rosemary would join us (though her voice is somewhat grating!)
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"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero
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If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a then that's perfectly fine with me.
Have to see if the gorgeous Rosemary would join us (though her voice is somewhat grating!)
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Won't sarge feel left out?
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"Wait. What?
People here meet for sex?
Crikey.
We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.  "
It depends if you're using Delia circa 1977 in How to Cook as the yardstick? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying 
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”"
Haha. Victory burger.  |
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”
Haha. Victory burger. "
Furry or otherwise ? |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Wait. What?
People here meet for sex?
Crikey.
We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate. "
Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies |
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”
Haha. Victory burger.
Furry or otherwise ? "
No fur here… |
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"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.  "
Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order  |
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"Wait. What?
People here meet for sex?
Crikey.
We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.
Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies "
No.
(Philistine). |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”
Haha. Victory burger.
Furry or otherwise ? "
Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny. |
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"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.
Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order "
He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”
Haha. Victory burger.
Furry or otherwise ?
Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny. "
I did wonder… I might start using that one |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
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"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero
Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying
Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”
Haha. Victory burger.
Furry or otherwise ?
Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny. "
That’s a good shout. I get hungry afterwards too but calling it ‘the munchies’ is wrong but same idea |
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"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.
Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order
He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.
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He’s a sassy one that Nero |
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"So how long do we all wait "
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Until you are invited dear fellow. A woman can never be rushed, otherwise you will curdle the cream in her Baileys Martini from your impatience. Your turn will come, lest the sands of time run no more in the hourglass of temptation. |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Wait. What?
People here meet for sex?
Crikey.
We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.
Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies
No.
(Philistine). "
Deserved |
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"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.
Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order
He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.
He’s a sassy one that Nero "
I'd say he's more Dandelion & Burdock than Sasparilla. |
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"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here "
get the coffee and a tape measure - want to know what I'm letting myself in for and if its a FAB measurement or the real deal!
can you reach the table  |
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"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here "
Not a clue. I think I shouldn't go straight to the sex talk but then you talk to someone who's just about that. Then you go straight to the sex talk and the woman you're talking to isn't about that. I would never got straight to talking about sex, so on this site I'm clueless |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Ok while I accept there's creepy men on here who only want to talk vulgar towards women that puts them off I would say a lot of men approach women with respect on here but they get ignored so I know certain women are capping at the moment |
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"Ok while I accept there's creepy men on here who only want to talk vulgar towards women that puts them off I would say a lot of men approach women with respect on here but they get ignored so I know certain women are capping at the moment"
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Totally irrelevant remark that has no bearing on what the OP is talking about. In fact it's completely incongruous to this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Ok while I accept there's creepy men on here who only want to talk vulgar towards women that puts them off I would say a lot of men approach women with respect on here but they get ignored so I know certain women are capping at the moment
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Totally irrelevant remark that has no bearing on what the OP is talking about. In fact it's completely incongruous to this thread."
no its not |
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Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table "
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I tend to find on here, just a normal chilled out conversation till SHE says she wants to meet. Within 5 mins of meeting, we both know if we want to be shagging. Then she usually call out to God a lot for some reason |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what? "
Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?
Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild "
I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus" |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?
Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild
I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus" "
I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?
Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild
I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"
I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays "
I have to say "ding-a-ling" because I come over all funny if I use the P-word |
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"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table
Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?
Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild
I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"
I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays
I have to say "ding-a-ling" because I come over all funny if I use the P-word "
I once consulted a GP who referred to my 'front bottom ' |
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