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First message Do's and Dont's..
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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Do send a plethora of cock pics.
Do avoid verbosity. In fact, keep it succinct. Nothing more than faf?
Do ask how they’re getting on with fab. That’s a question no one asks and you’ll stand out.
Do explain in extremely vivid detail everything on your to do list including them in the explanation.
Do send a marriage proposal.
Send at least five messages. Especially if not one of them has been replied to. Add more if you see they have binned your previous messages.
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don't
- tell a woman she's the most beautiful woman on Fab when she hasn't uploaded any pictures
- insist you have to meet someone because of their generic item of clothing that you too can acquire less than 100 miles away from where you live
- insist that she should be impressed by your graphic sex pictures
- take the word 'educated' to mean "read Mills and Boon" and compliment her little lady brain
- open with an insult about her weight
- say you're trying to meet her because all the hot chicks are taken
- write a long piece of erotica which shows you haven't been praised for your creative writing since you were six
These are all examples that have happened to me |
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Dear OP, my "Do's and Dont's" are my intellectual property (IP) and I won't be sharing it on here. They have served me well and given much pleasure and joy.
I'll give you one -Don't- though:
Do not create "First message Do's and Dont's.." threads. It smacks of greed and a stealth way to unlock the next level in "how can I better my chances on here ". It's also bad sportsmanship.
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"Dear OP, my "Do's and Dont's" are my intellectual property (IP) and I won't be sharing it on here. They have served me well and given much pleasure and joy.
I'll give you one -Don't- though:
Do not create "First message Do's and Dont's.." threads. It smacks of greed and a stealth way to unlock the next level in "how can I better my chances on here ". It's also bad sportsmanship.
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^^ Sassy boss level unlocked |
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"Don't send detailed fantasy messages about what you think you're going to do to me 
I just had one and they are vile. "
The number of times I want to take to those things with a red pen.
Fuck me. The basic mechanics of story telling. |
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"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.
Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received "
Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...
Don't be orginial, they hate that
Mr
Don't |
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"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.
Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received
Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...
Don't be orginial, they hate that
Mr
Don't "
Definitely send the same copy and paste message to the same person for months at a time, not even stopping to correct the very unique typo in it which shows you've never looked at it before sending it around thousands and thousands of times
(thousands is extrapolating from one I received at least fifteen times before I blocked him, to put the poor bastard out of his misery) |
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"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.
Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received
Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...
Don't be orginial, they hate that
Mr
Don't
Definitely send the same copy and paste message to the same person for months at a time, not even stopping to correct the very unique typo in it which shows you've never looked at it before sending it around thousands and thousands of times
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^she loves copy n pasted really
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Don't message saying you loved a profile and then doing or saying something the profile asked you not to.
Don't send a picture of your dick.
Do try and talk to them like a human being. |
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Do: tell them in graphic detail all the vile and disgusting things you’d like to do to them, tell them what a piece of shit they are.
Dont: be polite and respectful, people don’t like that.
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Read the recipient's profile and only message if you fit within their preferences (and don't send an 'innocent' compliment message to engage the recipient in chat with a view to persuading them otherwise). |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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The on trend advice is to send a message asking how they’re getting on with Fab. When that message is deleted unread, send a second message — ignore the warning Fab gives you- and proceed to write the most over the top detailed sex story starting the person — a stranger — as the main character. That’s the guaranteed knickers dropping way. |
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"The on trend advice is to send a message asking how they’re getting on with Fab. When that message is deleted unread, send a second message — ignore the warning Fab gives you- and proceed to write the most over the top detailed sex story starting the person — a stranger — as the main character. That’s the guaranteed knickers dropping way. "
This made me chuckle |
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