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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over

Say you are in and then do some flirting BUT this is a little experiment to see if you can only flirt with someone of the same sex in the thread. It's just for fun, does not need to be sexually motivated

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

In

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester

I like this a lot

In

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"In "

Well hello there little bird,

How you doin'

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Not in to flirt just in to perv at men flirting with men.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In

Well hello there little bird,

How you doin' "

I’m a lot better now I’ve seen you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

In. This will be easy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

Oh in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like this a lot

In "

Hi beautiful

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By *SCouple81Couple 40 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Interesting idea

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"In. This will be easy"

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

I’m waiting for the big boys and the bad boys to come along

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"In

Well hello there little bird,

How you doin'

I’m a lot better now I’ve seen you gorgeous "

Likewise I remembered to bring chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often? "

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh in "

More snogs?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In

Well hello there little bird,

How you doin'

I’m a lot better now I’ve seen you gorgeous

Likewise I remembered to bring chocolate "

Oooffftttt

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"I like this a lot

In

Hi beautiful "

Hello gorgeous, come here often?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you "

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh in

More snogs? "

Oh yes please

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple 40 weeks ago

Bloxham

In

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like this a lot

In

Hi beautiful

Hello gorgeous, come here often? "

Oh i pop in now and then

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are "

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today "

This is definitely your twin brother typing this

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 40 weeks ago

york


"Say you are in and then do some flirting BUT this is a little experiment to see if you can only flirt with someone of the same sex in the thread. It's just for fun, does not need to be sexually motivated "

What a great idea, not just a pretty bottom

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today "

Well glad to hear it as it might be just you and me flirting for a while

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

This is definitely your twin brother typing this "

If there were two of me, we’d be fighting for the love of that gorgeous man above that I’ve just been chatting to.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

Well glad to hear it as it might be just you and me flirting for a while "

That is fine by me.

Speaking of fine. Did I mention that your pfp is stunning btw?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

This is definitely your twin brother typing this

If there were two of me, we’d be fighting for the love of that gorgeous man above that I’ve just been chatting to. "

Oh my god. It’s a bromance

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Say you are in and then do some flirting BUT this is a little experiment to see if you can only flirt with someone of the same sex in the thread. It's just for fun, does not need to be sexually motivated

What a great idea, not just a pretty bottom"

Oh thank you and yours too. And like to cook, well match made in heaven already

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Say you are in and then do some flirting BUT this is a little experiment to see if you can only flirt with someone of the same sex in the thread. It's just for fun, does not need to be sexually motivated

What a great idea, not just a pretty bottom"

Look who’s talking about pretty bottoms!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In

Well hello there little bird,

How you doin'

I’m a lot better now I’ve seen you gorgeous "

*this is hot.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

This is definitely your twin brother typing this

If there were two of me, we’d be fighting for the love of that gorgeous man above that I’ve just been chatting to.

Oh my god. It’s a bromance "

Yes. Bros that are romantically involved.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

Well glad to hear it as it might be just you and me flirting for a while

That is fine by me.

Speaking of fine. Did I mention that your pfp is stunning btw?"

You are making me blush. I hope you remember the lovely compiment I gave you about your gorgeous hair

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

This is definitely your twin brother typing this

If there were two of me, we’d be fighting for the love of that gorgeous man above that I’ve just been chatting to.

Oh my god. It’s a bromance

Yes. Bros that are romantically involved. "

Omg. I can buy a hat can’t I?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Any bromancing going on I wanna watch.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Any bromancing going on I wanna watch. "

We need to check with Stephen of course but no harm in that

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fancy a bum anyone?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Any bromancing going on I wanna watch.

We need to check with Stephen of course but no harm in that "

He’s a sweetie he’ll be cool with it. Probably.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 40 weeks ago

North West

I'm getting distracted by the idea of two Pickles. Soz.

To the wimmins ^^^up there. Get ya coat, luv, you've pulled

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone? "

Nah you’re safe mate.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 40 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm getting distracted by the idea of two Pickles. Soz.

To the wimmins ^^^up there. Get ya coat, luv, you've pulled "

It’s an amazing thought isn’t it?

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By *ustamanMan 40 weeks ago

weymouth

In

So Mobile I like to bake bread especially ciabatta which involves copious amounts of oil to be kneaded in - hypothetically where would you like oil kneaded in?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate."

Are you in?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Any bromancing going on I wanna watch.

We need to check with Stephen of course but no harm in that

He’s a sweetie he’ll be cool with it. Probably. "

I am

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate."

No he’s not.

Hang on, I’m just here in my observational capacity.

Yes he is

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in? "

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"In. This will be easy

Oh, hello there? Do you come here often?

Not often enough. But I think I can be persuaded if it means seeing more of you

Such a lovely think to say and what a charming young man you are

I can be. But not always

I’m rarely this charming. But it feels good today

Well glad to hear it as it might be just you and me flirting for a while

That is fine by me.

Speaking of fine. Did I mention that your pfp is stunning btw?

You are making me blush. I hope you remember the lovely compiment I gave you about your gorgeous hair "

Oh I remember. I almost couldn’t believe you actually liked something about me

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat."

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 40 weeks ago

North West

Coyote, is *that* a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well"

You’d be so lucky.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Any bromancing going on I wanna watch.

We need to check with Stephen of course but no harm in that

He’s a sweetie he’ll be cool with it. Probably.

I am "

I knew you will be ok, keen on diversity and inclusivity

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky. "

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

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By *amie HantsWoman 40 weeks ago

Atlantis

Get ya tits out Mrs KC

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 40 weeks ago

york

So in for all the bromancing

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket "

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket "

Plenty of fish ....

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"So in for all the bromancing"

Stephen and will do with you. You seem such a nice chap

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 40 weeks ago

North West


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC"

*Thud* x2

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then I'm in

Tinder

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days."

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else."

Oh I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else."

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"In "

Yesss.

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

Oh I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you "

You’ve upset me already with your breeze in and have me chat, I’m not that cheap.

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By *eordie 999 and SupergirlCouple 40 weeks ago

Newcastle

In, definitely

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2 "

Top titties.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit. "

That's men for you. Get what they want and move to the next

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit. "

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

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By *cflirtyMan 40 weeks ago

Hampshire

I'm in

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to."

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I'm in "

If you have to tell them…

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"I'm in "

Ooooh did you pick the profile name for this thread?

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either. "

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"I'm in "

Love the boots

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By *cflirtyMan 40 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I'm in

Love the boots "

Is that part very mobile?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I like this a lot

In "

Come here often

Tinder

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"I'm in

Love the boots

Is that part very mobile? "

Better if you keep them on #bootson

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys."

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport. "

He’s not getting up my port then.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then."

Maybe he been Dover?

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover? "

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat? "

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat? "

If only I knew

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat?

If only I knew "

See? That’s it entirely, just breenge into the DMs waving their willies and you’re meant to just swoon at their bellend and say yes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 40 weeks ago

North West


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

"

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat?

If only I knew

See? That’s it entirely, just breenge into the DMs waving their willies and you’re meant to just swoon at their bellend and say yes."

Yes I mean no say no

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat?

"

Oh you’re so sweet MB. But it’d be like doing it with my brother

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum anyone?

Nah you’re safe mate.

Are you in?

Goodness no.

I’ll read to see the girls flirting so I can brush up my chat.

Boringggggg. I was gonna have you as well

You’d be so lucky.

I’m hopeful.

I’ll buy myself a lottery ticket

Great attitude. You’ll definitely find a nice guy one of these days.

And see? He gives up, doesn’t try to keep my interest at all. Just the sexy chat to try and get my knickers off and nothing else.

He’s reeling you in bit by bit.

I’m not falling for it. I know his type, didn’t even ask what I was up to.

Or how you’re getting on on fab. No mention that’s he’s bored and horny either.

Exactly, I bet he says that to the other boys.

Probably got boys in every port. Stockport, Millport.

He’s not getting up my port then.

Maybe he been Dover?

I won’t be bending over for him.

Where’s the guys with decent chat?

If only I knew

See? That’s it entirely, just breenge into the DMs waving their willies and you’re meant to just swoon at their bellend and say yes.

Yes I mean no say no "

He only sees my arse not the person.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"I like this a lot

In

Come here often

Tinder "

Sometimes, usually when beautiful ladies are about

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"I like this a lot

In

Hi beautiful

Hello gorgeous, come here often?

Oh i pop in now and then "

Must have missed you, I wouldn't forget a smile like that

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By *amie HantsWoman 40 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2 "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like this a lot

In

Hi beautiful

Hello gorgeous, come here often?

Oh i pop in now and then

Must have missed you, I wouldn't forget a smile like that "

You also have a beautiful smile, and beautiful eyes xx

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester

In

I little bird can I fly with you

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Fancy a bum Sid?

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester


"I like this a lot

In

Hi beautiful

Hello gorgeous, come here often?

Oh i pop in now and then

Must have missed you, I wouldn't forget a smile like that "

Miss Bella you look beautiful in black

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Fancy a bum Sid? "

I don’t think he saw the first post

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Fancy a bum Sid?

I don’t think he saw the first post "

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 01/05/24 22:53:57]

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester

U got beautiful eyes as well

The beauty of a girl can be seen from her eyes because it is the door to her heart.

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester

I normally stay away from M bum

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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

"

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"U got beautiful eyes as well

The beauty of a girl can be seen from her eyes because it is the door to her heart."

Sid you need to be gay on this thread

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By *orcester-guyMan 40 weeks ago

Worcester

Ohh sorry

What a beautiful but can go deep in it

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ohh sorry

What a beautiful but can go deep in it"

YES Sid!!!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man 40 weeks ago

All over


"U got beautiful eyes as well

The beauty of a girl can be seen from her eyes because it is the door to her heart.

Sid you need to be gay on this thread "

Nobody said that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 40 weeks ago

North West


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?! "

*Dons safety specs*

I'll give it a go. Maybe tomorrow

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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago

west midlands


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?!

*Dons safety specs*

I'll give it a go. Maybe tomorrow "

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Sid you need to be gay on this thread

Nobody said that "

Phew i’m safe from intentions then. Insertions too.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 40 weeks ago

Home

I'm in but I'm completely useless at flirting

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By *ou only live onceMan 40 weeks ago

London


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?!

*Dons safety specs*

I'll give it a go. Maybe tomorrow "

"...I'll wanna settle down..."

Now, which of you stud muffins is going to tell me I'm pretty?

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By *ags73Man 40 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?!

*Dons safety specs*

I'll give it a go. Maybe tomorrow

"...I'll wanna settle down..."

Now, which of you stud muffins is going to tell me I'm pretty?

"

He didn’t say I was pretty first.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 40 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I like this a lot

In

Come here often

Tinder

Sometimes, usually when beautiful ladies are about "

Careful compliments like that will get me all hot and I may have to remove things

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"I'm in but I'm completely useless at flirting "

Hey big boy

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By *ou only live onceMan 40 weeks ago

London


"Get ya tits out Mrs KC

*Thud* x2

Top titties.

*Jiggles boobs wildly*

*Helicopter boobs*

Could you do a helicopter boobs video, pretty please?!

*Dons safety specs*

I'll give it a go. Maybe tomorrow

"...I'll wanna settle down..."

Now, which of you stud muffins is going to tell me I'm pretty?

He didn’t say I was pretty first."

I'm just upset you didn't get my Littlest Hobo joke, hot stuff. Maybe we're not compatible after all...

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By *partharmonyCouple 40 weeks ago

Ruislip

Can I (Luke) pretend to be Hannah?

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"I like this a lot

In

Come here often

Tinder

Sometimes, usually when beautiful ladies are about

Careful compliments like that will get me all hot and I may have to remove things

Tinder "

Can I help you with that?

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By *iss.BellaWoman 40 weeks ago

Chester


"Can I (Luke) pretend to be Hannah? "

Nice try watch yourself, these men are almost too good at this

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