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By *.T.Man 39 weeks ago
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? "
a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex? |
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3?
a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex?"
That's cheating  |
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By *.T.Man 39 weeks ago
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3?
a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex?
That's cheating "
Less cheating, more compromise  |
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3?
Only the 2 options "
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3?
Only the 2 options
No sub menu options, speak to one of our advisors there kinda thing? No? "
Everyone is out of the office till Tuesday |
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3?
Only the 2 options
No sub menu options, speak to one of our advisors there kinda thing? No?
Everyone is out of the office till Tuesday "
That’s ok I’ll hold.
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"Will the 5 years of bad sex be bad for me or just for the people I’m having sex with? If it’s just bad for them then I’ll choose that option.
Bad sex for you  "
Damn it. I’m not sure what kind of new world order this is, but I pick the one year no sex.
You’re a tyrant, OP. |
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"Will the 5 years of bad sex be bad for me or just for the people I’m having sex with? If it’s just bad for them then I’ll choose that option.
Bad sex for you
Damn it. I’m not sure what kind of new world order this is, but I pick the one year no sex.
You’re a tyrant, OP. "
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed?
And how bad is the bad sex? I’d have taken a shit shag in my two year drought
It's so bad it would put you off for life "
Och I was hoping it was the ‘you do everything and I’ll just lie here type’
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed?
Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year"
Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D |
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed?
Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year
Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D"
Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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The last time I had sex was when I was with my ex. Had to put up with it for a couple years. Was so bed it genuinely has put me off for this whole time. I try to get myself wanting to meet, then at last minute I remember the sex with her and it's like fuck that. So I'll probably go against what I said earlier thinking about it |
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed?
Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year
Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D
Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex"
What's soaking? |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed?
Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year
Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D
Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex
What's soaking?"
Oh Meli, my sweet Summer child... |
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By *lynJMan 39 weeks ago
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please?
1 more year to go "
The option was 1 year without sex! How come I've got another year to go? |
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please?
1 more year to go
The option was 1 year without sex! How come I've got another year to go?"
Sorry, I read your reply wrong |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle?
Nah, just the wine "
Does it make you quite strict? |
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle?
Nah, just the wine
Does it make you quite strict?"
Oh I don't need the wine to be strict  |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle?
Nah, just the wine
Does it make you quite strict?
Oh I don't need the wine to be strict "
That’s what I need |
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle?
Nah, just the wine
Does it make you quite strict?
Oh I don't need the wine to be strict
That’s what I need "
The whips and chains do that |
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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?
Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle?
Nah, just the wine
Does it make you quite strict?
Oh I don't need the wine to be strict
That’s what I need
The whips and chains do that "
Oh I’ll be biting my hand soon |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Can you bank in previous non sex years, bit like being on remand? asking for a friend "
That’s a good idea. I paid up all ready with the year without sex.
Now time for me to enjoy the shit sex for 5 years. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I don't think I've ever had bad sex  "
You are very lucky! I'm envious. I've found my exes were either nice guys/ bad or rare sex, or bad guys to me/great sex. |
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"No sex for a year. Tis rookie numbers compared to being married  "
Nail on the head here….. i like to think of it as getting ready for a big world title fight, months of preparation, then hope you give your best performance when the night finally arrives |
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