"here's another one...
How the fuck am I supposed to get it up yer arse if you won't stop wriggling about fgs!
Wait till she is asleep  oi!!!! none of that malarky again!!!! "
Go the whole hog and push pringles up the arse!!
oooh texas barbecue!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"here's another one...
How the fuck am I supposed to get it up yer arse if you won't stop wriggling about fgs!
Wait till she is asleep oi!!!! none of that malarky again!!!!
Go the whole hog and push pringles up the arse!!
oooh texas barbecue!!"
dont give him ideas il be sleeping with one eye open!!! lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"here's another one...
How the fuck am I supposed to get it up yer arse if you won't stop wriggling about fgs!
Wait till she is asleep oi!!!! none of that malarky again!!!!
Go the whole hog and push pringles up the arse!!
oooh texas barbecue!!"
Never though of that! Might be a bit ruff though. Jalapeños maybe?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here's another one...
How the fuck am I supposed to get it up yer arse if you won't stop wriggling about fgs!
Wait till she is asleep oi!!!! none of that malarky again!!!!
Go the whole hog and push pringles up the arse!!
oooh texas barbecue!!dont give him ideas il be sleeping with one eye open!!! lol"
See, told ya you were a kinky fecker!
I met a woman on a train going to London one morning and we were the only ones in our carriage. We got chatting and the convo turned sexy so I asked her if she'd like a fuck. She said, "Sure but I'm kinky." I replied, "How so?" She popped out her false eye and said, "I like being fucked in the emtpy socket."
I was a bit shocked but thought, "What the fuck," and shagged her in her empty eye socket.
As the train pulled into London she said, "Are you coming back on the 5pm train?" I said, "Yes, I am. Why?"
She said, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"here's another one...
How the fuck am I supposed to get it up yer arse if you won't stop wriggling about fgs!
Wait till she is asleep oi!!!! none of that malarky again!!!!
Go the whole hog and push pringles up the arse!!
oooh texas barbecue!!dont give him ideas il be sleeping with one eye open!!! lol
See, told ya you were a kinky fecker!
I met a woman on a train going to London one morning and we were the only ones in our carriage. We got chatting and the convo turned sexy so I asked her if she'd like a fuck. She said, "Sure but I'm kinky." I replied, "How so?" She popped out her false eye and said, "I like being fucked in the emtpy socket."
I was a bit shocked but thought, "What the fuck," and shagged her in her empty eye socket.
As the train pulled into London she said, "Are you coming back on the 5pm train?" I said, "Yes, I am. Why?"
She said, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
hehehe "
LMAO.......no wishy.......thats kinky |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"allegedly the difference between erotic and kinky is .......
erotic is where you use a feather to stimulate your partner
kinky is where you use the whole chicken!"
like i said dont give him any more ideas lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"allegedly the difference between erotic and kinky is .......
erotic is where you use a feather to stimulate your partner
kinky is where you use the whole chicken!like i said dont give him any more ideas lmao "
Did you know that the outer part of the anus can stretch up to 5" in diameter. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
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"allegedly the difference between erotic and kinky is .......
erotic is where you use a feather to stimulate your partner
kinky is where you use the whole chicken!like i said dont give him any more ideas lmao
Did you know that the outer part of the anus can stretch up to 5" in diameter. "
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