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How do you make your meets memorable......
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By *illan-Killash OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup.
A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available.
A haiku if it was truly memorable.  "
"If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin...... |
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By *eliWoman 39 weeks ago
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup.
A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available.
A haiku if it was truly memorable.
"If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin......"
I'll do you a thread as a nod to your participation. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I make sure I'm so rubbish that they'll never forget. Just waiting to be featured on 'worst meet' threads  "
I’d hate to be mentioned about how bad I was
*side glance to the camera … |
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"I wait till they are pounding away, totally caught in the moment, then take a pic of them, like those pics you get on roller coaster rides!"
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Cometh the hour, my flower, I'm bestowing upon you a DVD of "The Thing", Extended Edition with a personalised introduction from John Carpenter. |
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By *aizyWoman 39 weeks ago
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"I wait till they are pounding away, totally caught in the moment, then take a pic of them, like those pics you get on roller coaster rides!
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Cometh the hour, my flower, I'm bestowing upon you a DVD of "The Thing", Extended Edition with a personalised introduction from John Carpenter."
 you know how to treat a woman, Nero! |
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By *illan-Killash OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup.
A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available.
A haiku if it was truly memorable.
"If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin......
I'll do you a thread as a nod to your participation. "
I can cope with that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows.
I feel this should be tested..... 
*narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance "
Fancy a coffee? |
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By *illan-Killash OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows.
I feel this should be tested.....
*narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance
Fancy a coffee? "
Well I do like coffee......
So yes, yes I do. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows.
I feel this should be tested.....
*narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance
Fancy a coffee?
Well I do like coffee......
So yes, yes I do."
Yikes! That didn’t go well. I was counting on you saying no.  |
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By *illan-Killash OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows.
I feel this should be tested.....
*narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance
Fancy a coffee?
Well I do like coffee......
So yes, yes I do.
Yikes! That didn’t go well. I was counting on you saying no. "
I'll add you to the list of women I've dissapointed. |
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"I get permission to film it and then make it into a DVD. VCR for the older ladies obvs
Can you do Betamax please?"
Please. VHS is too modern!
Betamax tapes fit in one’s handbag better, leaving space for more Parma Violets  |
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"I get permission to film it and then make it into a DVD. VCR for the older ladies obvs
Can you do Betamax please?
Please. VHS is too modern!
Betamax tapes fit in one’s handbag better, leaving space for more Parma Violets "
We can record on Betamax together  |
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By *illan-Killash OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"Complimentary pillow case with your face printed on it.
Great idea, something unique..... 
A better idea would be a picture of my boobs on it, so they can cuddle up to them every night."
If only I had pictures of your boobs.
And a pillow case....... |
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When my Mrs and I used to play together on here, she would always take ring donuts with us on a meet, then when she had the guy rock solid, she would play hoopla with the donuts and then eat any that went on to his cock. |
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By *.T.Man 39 weeks ago
Belfast |
Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, you're under...
You will remember Bravo Tango as an incredible lover, by far the best you have ever had. You will also forget about the relatively short performance. You'll also feel the urge to lamp post piss in the forums wherever you see him post.
And yourrrrrre back in the room... |
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising.
Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......
We make commemorative pillowcases Killan  "
If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble |
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising.
Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......
We make commemorative pillowcases Killan
If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble "
Naked wrestling trouble? Where there’s loads of jelly and a seat for the ‘spectator’? If so it’s defo whateverhisnameis from Duran Duran.and he looks like he’s slowly tearing up a wham album cover whilst staring straight in to the camera and giggling.. just saying.
I’ll bring the lube
Hades
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising.
Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......
We make commemorative pillowcases Killan
If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble
Naked wrestling trouble? Where there’s loads of jelly and a seat for the ‘spectator’? If so it’s defo whateverhisnameis from Duran Duran.and he looks like he’s slowly tearing up a wham album cover whilst staring straight in to the camera and giggling.. just saying.
I’ll bring the lube
Hades
x"
Ooooftttt 
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"I aim to be the least enthusiastic shag they've ever had.
Lacklustre intercourse and below average oral are my specialties.
I’m very much looking forward to this "
I Might up my game for you.
Manage a couple of upward thrusts. |
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