"I once spanked a woman with a copy of Bend Sinister by Vladimir Nabokov. I must say it made the most satisfying sound on impact.
What other unexpected items have people used in their play? "
Bunsen burner tube, a kazoo, effervescent vitamin tablets, a microscope. That kind of thing? |
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"I once spanked a woman with a copy of Bend Sinister by Vladimir Nabokov. I must say it made the most satisfying sound on impact.
What other unexpected items have people used in their play?
Bunsen burner tube, a kazoo, effervescent vitamin tablets, a microscope. That kind of thing?"
Yes indeed. But...a kazoo you say.
Interesting, tell me more. |
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"I once spanked a woman with a copy of Bend Sinister by Vladimir Nabokov. I must say it made the most satisfying sound on impact.
What other unexpected items have people used in their play?
Bunsen burner tube, a kazoo, effervescent vitamin tablets, a microscope. That kind of thing?
Yes indeed. But...a kazoo you say.
Interesting, tell me more. "
Oh a kazoo up the bum then guess that tune. Not hot but then it wasn't intended to be! Was funny though! |
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"I live in hope in finding a flying helmet and wet celery in a flogging room  "
That puts me in mind of the old Chelsea song:
Celery, Celery,
If she don't cum,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a stick of celery |
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"I once spanked a woman with a copy of Bend Sinister by Vladimir Nabokov. I must say it made the most satisfying sound on impact.
What other unexpected items have people used in their play?
Bunsen burner tube, a kazoo, effervescent vitamin tablets, a microscope. That kind of thing?
Yes indeed. But...a kazoo you say.
Interesting, tell me more.
Oh a kazoo up the bum then guess that tune. Not hot but then it wasn't intended to be! Was funny though!"
Let's see them do that on 'I'm sorry I haven't a Clue' |
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