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If the wind changes your face will stay that way.
Home James don't spare the horses. (always wondered who James was)
Was you born in a barn? (When leaving the door open, literal me never understood this, I was born in a hospital, then called a smart arse for answering that.)
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"There’s a lesson to learn in everything. What did you learn from this?
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This reminds me of that clip of tyra banks when she’s yelling at that girl and she’s like ‘I was rooting for you, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU… Learn something from this’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"If the wind changes your face will stay that way.
Home James don't spare the horses. (always wondered who James was)
Was you born in a barn? (When leaving the door open, literal me never understood this, I was born in a hospital, then called a smart arse for answering that.)
Mrs "
All of those and 'do you think this is Blackpool illuminations' if you left a light on... To the point where if I go into someone's house and they have the main light on, i have to fight the urge to switch it off  |
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"What’s for tea shit n sugar was the reply
We had that last night I’d say
Shite sandwich if I asked "
I never heard either of those before I moved to this country. If I'd come out with anything like it I would have been walloped |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 36 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
"If you sit too close to the TV you'll get square eyes"
"Eating carrots helps you see in the dark"
"Gone for a Burton" was an expression my dad always used to use when something inexplicably went missing
He also often referred to Frank Lampard as "Frank Lump-o-Lard", which I think was originally aimed at Lampard sr, but obviously conntinued to be used when Lampard jr was an active player. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"If you don’t hear you must feel 
Triggeredddddddddddddd 
Straight from Caribbean Parenting 101 (first edition)"
The funny thing is I always say this now about my friends that don’t take my advice.
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"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"
Dad: "mind the road"
My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’"
Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days  . |
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"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"
Dad: "mind the road"
My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’
Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days . "
‘You never know what might happen!’
I used to hate it. |
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"If you don’t hear you must feel
Triggeredddddddddddddd
Straight from Caribbean Parenting 101 (first edition)
The funny thing is I always say this now about my friends that don’t take my advice.
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I actually had a really interesting conversation with my dad about this because I see how the same behaviours emerging in my sister based on how we were raised |
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"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"
Dad: "mind the road"
My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’
Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days .
‘You never know what might happen!’
I used to hate it. "
I had the indignity of a home knitted, white, lacey cardigan. One if mum's friends knitted one sleeve and she the other. Resulting in one sleeve that fitted and one that was waaay too long .
Don't even talk to me about the shorts made from a pair of curtains . The whole playground fell silent when I emerged in them |
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