I worked with a lad who said that he was on a bus trip with a bunch of heavy metal heads to a gig. They were so pissed that a guy fell asleep so they cut his ear off.
It wasn’t until he woke up and put his glasses on that he noticed.
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A colleague had two weeks off.(holibobs) On the morning he was due to comeback my other colleague said "he will phone in with the most ridiculous reason why he cant come in, he does it everytime he goes away on holiday"
An hour later he phones in: His neighbours house caught fire and the fire jumped to his car, so we couldn't come into work... |
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"I worked with a lad who said that he was on a bus trip with a bunch of heavy metal heads to a gig. They were so pissed that a guy fell asleep so they cut his ear off.
It wasn’t until he woke up and put his glasses on that he noticed.
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"A colleague had two weeks off.(holibobs) On the morning he was due to comeback my other colleague said "he will phone in with the most ridiculous reason why he cant come in, he does it everytime he goes away on holiday"
An hour later he phones in: His neighbours house caught fire and the fire jumped to his car, so we couldn't come into work..."
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By *TG3Man 40 weeks ago
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"Surely it was a euphemism for one of his colleagues or maybe the rat chewed through an electrical cable and died and it was one of its relatives
RIP Splinter"
awww you named the dirty rat |
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