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Worst celebrity you've been compared to?
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My wife keeps saying Matthew Corbett (the public fister of Sooty and Sweep) because she knows it winds me up.
I look nothing like him, btw.
Maybe she's hinting for a sweep?"
If she keeps it up, I’ll Sue….. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My wife keeps saying Matthew Corbett (the public fister of Sooty and Sweep) because she knows it winds me up.
I look nothing like him, btw."
Sooty or sweep |
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"I used to be told I looked like Gail Porter (pre-alopecia).
That was before I got fat.
I never seen the resemblance though."
I used to get that too, I didn't see it either I assume it's the blonde hair?  |
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"Jack fucking grealish.
More than once.
Very recently too!
Jack Grealish? I'm thinking more Nick Knowles"
Not the first time someone has said that either
Also… Sean Bean.
I’m quite happy with those comparisons, well maybe not so much the Nick Knowles but both better than Grealish. |
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"Sonia Fowler
Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?! 
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see"
Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia |
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"Sonia Fowler
Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see
Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia"
I'm not very ranty Marcus but you keep waiting  |
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"Sonia Fowler
Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see
Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia
I'm not very ranty Marcus but you keep waiting "
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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago
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"Elijah Wood, specifically as Frodo Baggins.
Oh this is wonderful. I'll have to remember to not use it.
Is there a stink-eye emoji? I appear to need one right now "
You sound a tad hangry. Don't worry, it'll soon be time for your elevenses. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I used to blow dry my african-type hair straight, when I was a teenager. People said I looked like michael jackson..
(Problematic figure..Like his music though.) |
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"Jo Brand.
By a nasty d*unk bastard in a pub."
They must have been very d*unk because you look *nothing* like Jo Brand from what I can see. Also, I'm pretty sure Jo Brand doesn't have a fabulous bosom like yours  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!  
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though"
Willlem Dafoe 
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since  |
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since "
His wife is nice though |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since
His wife is nice though "
He has a face like a chimp and she looks about 12! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since "
He's a brilliant actor - you could be compared to worse. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Sarah Millican
Personally, I don't see that as a bad thing... "
Can't stand her comedy, there's only so many jokes you can do about bodily fluids you can do |
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"Sarah Millican
Personally, I don't see that as a bad thing...
Can't stand her comedy, there's only so many jokes you can do about bodily fluids you can do"
I'm not a massive fan of her comedy either, tbh. I was intimating more towards her physical attributes, if I'm being honest, but I guess I was too subtle in my original comment |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!"
Love the goth chick thing |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!
Love the goth chick thing "
The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!
Love the goth chick thing
The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! "
To be fair your pics look amazing |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!
Love the goth chick thing
The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look!
To be fair your pics look amazing "
Thank you Fred, I am looking forward to you replicating one of them! |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!
Love the goth chick thing
The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look!
To be fair your pics look amazing
Thank you Fred, I am looking forward to you replicating one of them! "
How could i ever replicate you |
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M Night Shyamalan.
I think she thought it was a compliment (I confess I had no idea what he looked like when she said it, so just laughed it off. I was insulted when I got home. I don't think I look anything like him, bar the same skin colour. But sometimes that's enough!) |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!
Love the goth chick thing
The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! "
It’s still |
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"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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Ooh Edward Norton ?? |
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By *ty31Man 34 weeks ago
NW London |
"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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Ooh Edward Norton ??"
Only from the neck down!
Above that it's either Paul Scholars or Flintoff (although that was in India!) |
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"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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Ooh Edward Norton ??
Only from the neck down!
Above that it's either Paul Scholars or Flintoff (although that was in India!)"
Lol |
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I've never been compared to a celebrity, good or bad.
I don't think Mr KC is too worried about being compared to Buddy Holly or Hank Marvin (from back in the day ) It wasn't a celebrity one, but a colleague sent a picture of someone and said it looked like Mr KC. It didn't |
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"I've never been compared to a celebrity, good or bad.
I don't think Mr KC is too worried about being compared to Buddy Holly or Hank Marvin (from back in the day ) It wasn't a celebrity one, but a colleague sent a picture of someone and said it looked like Mr KC. It didn't "
People are strange and see resemblance where there is none. My friend's son saw a woman in her 70's in Aldi a couple of years ago and said very loudly "Mum, who's that Nell looking twat?". Apparently the only thing we had in common was grey hair  |
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