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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets see if we can come up with some sexy limerics
heres a start.....
There once was a lady from Dorset
with a fanny as tight as her corset
she tried to relax
but she had to face facts
the only way in was to force it
Your turn
heres some start lines to give you an idea
A young man was driving down south....
or
A man with a really big cock.....
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I once knew a lady from ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a man with a really big cock
It was always as hard as a rock
His pants they did tighten
The ladies he'd frighten
When it slipped out from under his frock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from FAB
Who turned out to be very sad
She fibbed about her age
From the pictures you could not guage
I found out before I went so was very glad!
64 is not 50!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Doris and Bert went on Fab
cos their sex life was getting quite drab
The advert they made
Said she'd like to get laid
In the back of a black taxi cab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young girl from Devizes
who's breasts were of different sizes.
The left one was samll and was no good at all, whilst the other one took all the prizes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A sexy young thing from devizes
asked her friend
"why are cocks different size's?"
"Its so all men can boost
that they've all got the most"
"But believe me not many win prize's"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy young thing from devizes
asked her friend
"why are cocks different size's?"
"Its so all men can boost
that they've all got the most"
"But believe me not many win prize's"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from bath,
Who liked having things up her arse,
She'd go like a train,
But always complain,
When he left the pineapple till last.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I joined a site called Fab Swingers
Hoping to find some hum dingers
But all that I got
was nobody hot
But offers from lonely fat mingers  Fancy a date?"
The last time you requested
I hoped that you jested
But now you repeat
Your plea for a meet
And my patience is tested
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