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A term that you hear quite often, however what is the definition of this. I understand some women like the finer things in life and like to take care in appearance, however is that really high maintenance, i for one likes a lady to look nice, im a fan of nice nails as i find that a real turn on for some reason. |
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"For me it would be someone who's quite needy and their mood swings are constantly up and down "
Agreed, there's a difference in high class and needy. Someone demanding or throwing fits as something's not right isn't the same as (polite) refusal as it doesn't meet expectation |
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"For me it would be someone who's quite needy and their mood swings are constantly up and down
This is how I interpret it. Demanding and needy "
Me too. I didn't think the term related to appearance at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"For me it would be someone who's quite needy and their mood swings are constantly up and down
This is how I interpret it. Demanding and needy
Me too. I didn't think the term related to appearance at all."
Yeah I'm thinking *drama*...
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Right OP, pour yourself a Drambuie and drop yourself onto a plush Chesterfield for I shall give you my penny farthing's worth:
The HMW of 2024 look after themselves, more than they should and less than the above-average gentleman. They take time for their ablutions - now they bathe thrice a year when in the olden days (circa 2023) it was a quick shower, biannually. If they have time they may even brush their hair and spritz with Harmony Hairspray.
They are no longer content with a singleton handbag but now covet a wardrobe full of bespoke totes, purses and clutches. And let's not even start on their ever-increasing collection of shoes, heels, pumps, flats and boots.
Indeed using the term "high-maintenance" can be misconstrued as an insult for these eponymous women and further misconstrued as a way of devaluing them. For an easy life I just err on the side of caution and call them priceless.
Let's not even start mentioning the sex: they lie there climaxing over and over again whilst we expend every ounce of energy grunting and grinding to squeeze one feeble man-orgasm, in the same way a master perfumer squeezes 10,000 rose petals for a solitary drop of oil.
These high maintenance women should all be shipped to Shakespeare's Globe Theatre for they espouse drama like a thespian on heat.
Mind you when it's all said and done....I would still bonk one. Maybe even twice if I'm feeling generous. |
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It’s why cars are often referred to in the female gender.
They require constant attention and fetleing, failure to do so can result in them becoming temperamental, remedying this is usually costly and time consuming, it’s easier just to trade it in for something newer and less troublesome.  |
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"Right OP, pour yourself a Drambuie and drop yourself onto a plush Chesterfield for I shall give you my penny farthing's worth:
The HMW of 2024 look after themselves, more than they should and less than the above-average gentleman. They take time for their ablutions - now they bathe thrice a year when in the olden days (circa 2023) it was a quick shower, biannually. If they have time they may even brush their hair and spritz with Harmony Hairspray.
They are no longer content with a singleton handbag but now covet a wardrobe full of bespoke totes, purses and clutches. And let's not even start on their ever-increasing collection of shoes, heels, pumps, flats and boots.
Indeed using the term "high-maintenance" can be misconstrued as an insult for these eponymous women and further misconstrued as a way of devaluing them. For an easy life I just err on the side of caution and call them priceless.
Let's not even start mentioning the sex: they lie there climaxing over and over again whilst we expend every ounce of energy grunting and grinding to squeeze one feeble man-orgasm, in the same way a master perfumer squeezes 10,000 rose petals for a solitary drop of oil.
These high maintenance women should all be shipped to Shakespeare's Globe Theatre for they espouse drama like a thespian on heat.
Mind you when it's all said and done....I would still bonk one. Maybe even twice if I'm feeling generous."
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"Is there a male equivalent? Not sure I've ever heard the phrase high maintenance man.
Mrs TMN x"
That’s because they don’t exist, we are all laid back, undemanding souls with endless patience, and these are just a few of our endearing qualities.  |
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"Is there a male equivalent? Not sure I've ever heard the phrase high maintenance man.
Mrs TMN x
That’s because they don’t exist, we are all laid back, undemanding souls with endless patience, and these are just a few of our endearing qualities. "
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"A term that you hear quite often, however what is the definition of this….."
Most tinder profiles where she’s stood on a 40 foot yacht , or on a beach in Dubai |
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"Right OP, pour yourself a Drambuie and drop yourself onto a plush Chesterfield for I shall give you my penny farthing's worth:
The HMW of 2024 look after themselves, more than they should and less than the above-average gentleman. They take time for their ablutions - now they bathe thrice a year when in the olden days (circa 2023) it was a quick shower, biannually. If they have time they may even brush their hair and spritz with Harmony Hairspray.
They are no longer content with a singleton handbag but now covet a wardrobe full of bespoke totes, purses and clutches. And let's not even start on their ever-increasing collection of shoes, heels, pumps, flats and boots.
Indeed using the term "high-maintenance" can be misconstrued as an insult for these eponymous women and further misconstrued as a way of devaluing them. For an easy life I just err on the side of caution and call them priceless.
Let's not even start mentioning the sex: they lie there climaxing over and over again whilst we expend every ounce of energy grunting and grinding to squeeze one feeble man-orgasm, in the same way a master perfumer squeezes 10,000 rose petals for a solitary drop of oil.
These high maintenance women should all be shipped to Shakespeare's Globe Theatre for they espouse drama like a thespian on heat.
Mind you when it's all said and done....I would still bonk one. Maybe even twice if I'm feeling generous.
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"For me, it’s when they need their oil, filters and brake pads changed more than once a year.
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Is that because they keep slamming the brakes on when you are doing doggy to make sure you are nice and deep inside them? |
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Collins dictionary
If you describe something or someone as high-maintenance, you mean that they require a lot of attention, time, money, or effort. Small gardens can be high maintenance. ... a high-maintenance individual who needs to be the centre of attention. Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner's Dictionary. |
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"Collins dictionary
If you describe something or someone as high-maintenance, you mean that they require a lot of attention, time, money, or effort. Small gardens can be high maintenance. ... a high-maintenance individual who needs to be the centre of attention. Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner's Dictionary."
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By *rx1Couple 28 weeks ago
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Perhaps its the bright orange clone look, with Botox for brains and cant walk past a mirror. Swapped their sofa for a pedestal and calls herself Princess |
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"For me it would be someone who's quite needy and their mood swings are constantly up and down
Agreed, there's a difference in high class and needy. Someone demanding or throwing fits as something's not right isn't the same as (polite) refusal as it doesn't meet expectation"
Can you not be high class without the high maintenance beauty regime? |
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"It’s why cars are often referred to in the female gender.
They require constant attention and fetleing, failure to do so can result in them becoming temperamental, remedying this is usually costly and time consuming, it’s easier just to trade it in for something newer and less troublesome. "
...and the older models can leave unsightly stains on the garage floor. |
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A high maintenance woman could be one who insists on lots of physical maintenance (manicures, new expensive clothes, designer bags/ shoes, blow drys, aesthetic treatments, spa appointments etc) or needy in the emotional sense (lots of time, reassurance, compliments or is particularly demanding).
It also depends how chilled / low maintenance / sloppy the person observing is. To someone who does very little with their own physical appearance or is not emotionally needy in any way, they might class many others as high maintenance, when they are not. |
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This wording, imo, is an excuse for individuals to be twats 
The fact that individuals take time to make themselves feel glam or that an individual likes a specific thing(s) does not constitute for being high maintenance any gender can be a twat aka “high maintenance” |
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