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Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message  |
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I'm in but everyone women on here is lovely (mostly). |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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 I hope they say more than just hi |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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" I hope they say more than just hi"
but fuck it. In. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I have donned my shacket in preparation. |
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This thread sounds really nice.thanks for starting it OP. Most definitely in  |
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By *pank the MonkeyCouple 28 weeks ago
Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner |
I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick! |
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Morning all, I’m in
What could possibly go wrong |
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" I hope they say more than just hi"
I can't guarantee that |
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"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"
Some couples on here are so ungrateful! What would you like in return instead? |
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" I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In. "
Hi. |
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Hello would love a message today  |
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By *heelerMan 28 weeks ago
Northants |
"  is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -  "
Ha ha i thought it said massage Monday need to focus my eyes |
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"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message "
I would like to see the data to support your claim you can guarantee a lady will message me mr lol.
What the hay, sounds like my kind of light hearted fun, I’m in  |
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In.
However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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" I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In.
Hi. "
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message
I would like to see the data to support your claim you can guarantee a lady will message me mr lol.
What the hay, sounds like my kind of light hearted fun, I’m in "
James, you just wait. The data never lies |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"
You don’t have to take part… |
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"In.
However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding."
Unfortunately Nero there is no mediocre women on here. They're ALL high calibre  |
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I’m sceptical… yet hopeful.
Come say hi ladies! |
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" is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -
Message about a massage. "
mmmm now there's an option
only on Monday's though? |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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A promise from fab.? This sounds to good to be true…
I’m a sucker, I’m in |
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By *iKentMan 28 weeks ago
Kent |
Why not see what happens, I'm in. |
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"In.
However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding."
Yes  |
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"I have donned my shacket in preparation."
You've shat on a jacket in preparation?
*looks at Pete in disbelief*
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"In.
However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding.
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Yes "
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I've already sent you 7½ messages and they're still languishing in my Sent Folder.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message "
In |
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By *eliWoman 28 weeks ago
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I'm not a ladie but I'll pretend I am for the thread. And the men. |
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" I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In.
Hi.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
De nada |
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By *r BobMan 28 weeks ago
Banffshire |
I’m in, BUT, I may pop out as the sun is actually shining in the NE (Scotland). I don’t want to miss that! ps do I get my money back if I’m not messaged? Asking for a friend. |
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"In.
However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding.
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Yes
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I've already sent you 7½ messages and they're still languishing in my Sent Folder. "
runs off to check whats going on |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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May I be in please? Thanks Willy! |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"I have donned my shacket in preparation.
You've shat on a jacket in preparation?
*looks at Pete in disbelief*
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It's all about the preparation. It feels good on the whole. |
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I’m feeling in a particular self flagellation mood today, so With no hope whatsoever, I am in. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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" is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying - "
I thought that |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Thanks Willy idol but message or massage am out.Thanks for thinking of us ladie  |
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I'm in.. please don't send a fancy a f**k message , I'm more than just a piece of meat  |
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Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
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I need to go and do something productive, I might be back later to send some more messages |
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"Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
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Now I don't believe that |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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By *dinMan 28 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Got to be in it to win it |
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I'm in.
Any messages from ladies, will be seen as non binding,and purely for entertainment purposes. |
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Ok , I’m in.
Just because I want to come back tonight to say “told you, nobody’s gonna write” |
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By *rBobbMan 28 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Time to throw caution to the wind. I'm in |
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Can I send them early Willy?
I'll be at work by 8 |
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Would love to receive a nice message off one of the beautiful ladies on here |
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Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie". |
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By *ex LutherMan 28 weeks ago
Closer than you think |
This could be interesting, count me in |
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"Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
Now I don't believe that"
Appearances are deceptive Willy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie"."
She has short hair. And is smol. |
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Happy Monday all.
Why not join in so I am in |
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"Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
Now I don't believe that
Appearances are deceptive Willy. "
It's the rainbow that threw me |
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By *anSMan 28 weeks ago
Shrewsbury |
Not taken part in a thread like this for a while, I’m in |
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".
She has short hair. And is smol. "
She lives in the dishwasher? |
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By *del 1Man 28 weeks ago
London |
I am in to test the OP's claims xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Im in .will make my day lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I’m in and very horny, like repaying a massage with head if your in Huddersfield let me know |
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"Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
Now I don't believe that
Appearances are deceptive Willy.
It's the rainbow that threw me"
Is that all it takes?
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By *mmaleiaWoman 28 weeks ago
East Northamptonshire |
Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message? |
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"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message? "
Nah. Down with rules
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"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message? "
That’s the guaranteed deadline! |
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".
She has short hair. And is smol. "
Dammit. I don't qualify. Only 1 out of 2 |
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"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message? "
I hope not! Gosh darn it, have we been doing it wrong? |
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I just got a message. So ok, I was wrong |
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I’m in and ran out of dick pics so you’re safe from the pradickible return policy. |
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"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message "
Of course they will! Happy to be proven wrong |
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By *omCoyoteMan 28 weeks ago
Northern England |
I'm in; but I'd say the chances of receiving a message are approximately the same as me falling pregnant! |
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Im in - lets see if theres any interest |
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"Automatically out.
I'm not a Nice Lady.
Now I don't believe that
Appearances are deceptive Willy.
It's the rainbow that threw me
Is that all it takes?
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That and a nice bum. I'm very shallow |
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Im in. Be nice im a sensitive soul but dont ask for a dic pic i dont send them. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Ok , I’m in.
Just because I want to come back tonight to say “told you, nobody’s gonna write” "
Expectations lead to.... |
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Is anyone gonna make my inbox yellow? |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though  |
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Careful lads, remember that once you’ve received said message from a lovely lady, you can no longer moan on and on about how shit this site is and that you never get any messages and that it’s all a conspiracy started by Donald Trump. |
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"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though "
Midnight is good with me. |
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By *rBobbMan 28 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though "
I really don't think anyone will mind |
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"I’m up for it "
I can see that |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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By *tevi00Man 28 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Hopefully will get a message then! |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 28 weeks ago
East Northamptonshire |
"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?
I hope not! Gosh darn it, have we been doing it wrong?"
give me another 8 hours to spread my weirdness |
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By *ordpeleMan 28 weeks ago
London, Herts,Bucks, South East, Southern Spain |
Hurry up, I’m holding my breath |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Let me dust off my inbox, I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though
THEN DON’T BOTHER 
... Block, delete, move on "
Can’t delete friends you don’t have babe xxxx |
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I am in, but i know no one will, lol |
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By *ex LutherMan 28 weeks ago
Closer than you think |
I have already received some lovely messages. |
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By *eliWoman 28 weeks ago
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"Careful lads, remember that once you’ve received said message from a lovely lady, you can no longer moan on and on about how shit this site is and that you never get any messages and that it’s all a conspiracy started by Donald Trump. "
Nah, you can moan about how cr*p messages are from women instead though. |
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I probably didn't think the popularity of this thread through enough. Thank God LittleMistress has the day off  |
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Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things ............. |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things ............. "
My nigerian uncle….. |
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Thank you very very much for my message you know who you are beautiful |
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I m in
Lrts try this as well might my luck change  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Thank you for all the messages, some unreal women getting added to my hot list right now. Love a milf |
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By *oo..Woman 28 weeks ago
Boo's World |
I'll send some random messages in a bit |
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".
She has short hair. And is smol. "
I love that word! |
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"Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.    "
I second that. They're not all meanies lol |
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".
She has short hair. And is smol.
I love that word!"
I love your bum.
Just saying. |
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"Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.
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I told you they're not mediocre "
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I know, right.
I totally misread the room here. Mea culpa. |
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"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message "
How are you going to guarantee this Willy?
Have you got a secret woman in you? |
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I had a few messages. Lots of laughs and fun! And some beauty added to my HL |
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Im still waiting for a message and its past 8pm Australian time!! |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............
My nigerian uncle….. "
oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............
My nigerian uncle…..
oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him "
Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid… |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............
My nigerian uncle…..
oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him
Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…"
i thought i had to send messages think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one |
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I'm in just happy to chat about anything lol |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............
My nigerian uncle…..
oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him
Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…
i thought i had to send messages think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one "
My nigerian uncle has designed a treasure hunt to his multi billion nigerian dollar fortune ( about £6 .20 at the current exchange rate) pm for clues!!! ok - its in my pants fs!!! |
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"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............
My nigerian uncle…..
oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him
Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…
i thought i had to send messages think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one "
Yeah, massage.
Wait, has he specified what kind of massage he was after? Did he mention a “happy ending”? |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".
She has short hair. And is smol.
I love that word!"
Smol my favourite |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I’m in |
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I'm in. Late to the party but still hopeful of something nice in my inbox to make me smile. |
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"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"
D’oh, you can message me and I promise I will give a proper reply and no dic pics. Completely appreciate if you do it would just be for light hearted banter and not for any other reason.
Also maybe mention who it was who sent the unsolicited pic on here so admin can ban them from the chat so no one else has to deal with their stupidity instead and spoiling people been able to enjoy a bit of light heart fun? x |
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I dare them to message me. Double dare even! |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Who doesn’t like a nice message. I’m in please |
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I’ve actually had a nice message already. From a fitty too.
Yep I’m showing off, I really am doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I'm in why not |
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"Out "
You not had a message yet? |
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Great thread this, gentlefellow. 
Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread. |
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"Great thread this, gentlefellow.
Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread."
^^ it has been proclaimed!
Hallelujah |
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"Great thread this, gentlefellow.
Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread.
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^^ it has been proclaimed!
Hallelujah "
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You're very sassy today, Le Petit Oiseau.  |
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"Great thread this, gentlefellow.
Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread.
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^^ it has been proclaimed!
Hallelujah
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You're very sassy today, Le Petit Oiseau. "
*bows*
Every day darling |
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