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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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….jump out of a plane with no parachute
Or,
Jump into that well of souls pit place filled with snakes from Indian Jones?
Or,
Send me boobs, bums and pretty things?  
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"I'll take the snake pit and my 
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!  "
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though "
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though! |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!"
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living "
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt! |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt! "
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him "
That’s a massive ferret  |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret "
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy "
I still think it looks like a beaver! |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy
I still think it looks like a beaver! "
You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy
I still think it looks like a beaver!
You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then "
I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals  |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy
I still think it looks like a beaver!
You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then
I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals "
They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments
I blame Leslie Nielsen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 34 weeks ago
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy
I still think it looks like a beaver!
You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then
I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals
They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments
I blame Leslie Nielsen"
Nice beaver!
(how do you know how large I think? ) |
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"I'll take the snake pit and my
Beaver?
Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit
It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!
Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though
Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!
The dead don't hurt you... Only the living
And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!
I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him
That’s a massive ferret
Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy
I still think it looks like a beaver!
You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then
I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals
They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments
I blame Leslie Nielsen
Nice beaver!
(how do you know how large I think? )"
Holiday and staying near a river so saw them in and out the water. Adult ones looked size of a medium/large dog |
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I’d definitely send myself my bum pic! 
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