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‘Fess up. It’s time to tell your crush. *secret messages thread*
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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I’ve never done one of those secret messages threads, but this is one of those.
So say you are in and I can be your wingman (I have poetic licence)
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find another poster on the thread to post for you and get that message to your crush on here.
Maybe they’ll read it, and maybe they won’t, but you’ll have got it off your chest, and there’s a chance you spark something wonderful and find yourself embarking on a fab adventure together.
*Another thing, if they ask, I might privately tell them who it’s from, or I might not. Depends on my mood.
So keep myself and everyone in a good mood and spread some horny/sexual/wholesome messages someone’s way. 
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Will you accidentally put all the names on the thread Woody? As usual?  |
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Go on, sounds like fun! 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I'm pretty the ones I like already know but ok. |
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I’ll join in.
And feel free to confess you list for my chocolate choice should you get the urge. |
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I like the sound of this we're in.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Will you accidentally put all the names on the thread Woody? As usual? "
Shhh. Don’t remind me. 
I promise. Haha. |
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Oh, that’s sounds dangerously exciting!
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Hmmm, in. Happy to be Cupid and pass on messages.
J |
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 No way ,,why would you do that !
I know & they know
Unless of course it’s just for fun ? In which case I’d like to slip one in Nero while he’s sipping his afternoon earl gray & nibbling on a ham sandwich with the crusts cut off |
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I'll join up. But if you ask me to be postie be prepared for severe delays. I'm in the midst of house decorating. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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If I were to do that it would quite possibly destroy the friendship I have with this individual.. some things are better left unsaid  |
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"Will you accidentally put all the names on the thread Woody? As usual?
Shhh. Don’t remind me.
I promise. Haha. "
Okie dokie. As long as you promise. I’m in |
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So I would say I'm a bit blonde (but I'm definitely not anymore) 
What do i need to do?
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Please tell Nero that it always makes my day seeing him holding his large clock
NERO. It’s that time of day, when a certain woman would like you to hold up your big huge cock for her to take a look at!
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You seem to make her day when she sees your big clock.  |
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I’ve just had a carrier pigeon drop me a note to ask if I’d pass on the following………
“Could you please tell Coyote Ugly that those are cute socks. Does she have the matching knickers and thermal vest?” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"So I would say I'm a bit blonde (but I'm definitely not anymore)
What do i need to do?
Miss S x"
Send me a message for someone you fancy and I can post anonymous for you.
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find another poster on the thread to post for you and get that message to your crush on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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" No way ,,why would you do that !
I know & they know
Unless of course it’s just for fun ? In which case I’d like to slip one in Nero while he’s sipping his afternoon earl gray & nibbling on a ham sandwich with the crusts cut off"
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That's Wôôdy, isn't it? I knew it! The feisty fox!  |
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"Please tell Nero that it always makes my day seeing him holding his large clock
NERO. It’s that time of day, when a certain woman would like you to hold up your big huge cock for her to take a look at!
*wait!!
Sorry, correction. -
You seem to make her day when she sees your big clock. "
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That's Wôôdy again, isn't it, impersonating a woman? I knew it! That sultry squire!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I’m in. For a laugh |
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By *ookie46Woman 36 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
More friends than crushes but they know |
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"So I would say I'm a bit blonde (but I'm definitely not anymore)
What do i need to do?
Miss S x
Send me a message for someone you fancy and I can post anonymous for you.
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find another poster on the thread to post for you and get that message to your crush on here. "
Thought so thought I'd clear it up thank you
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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How much dick could JOHN WICK dip if John Wick could dip dick?
What the actual message did say was :
“I'd very much like Mr John Wick to dip his wick in me” 
Note - if I were you, I’d be booking a room at the continental pal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Wow! I’ve got the most wonderful batting eyelids in my box, from an absolute gorgeous lady, and then I was crushed…, brought back down to earth. When I was told they weren’t for me.
Instead, she has asked me to pass this single emoji onto MELI ……
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I'm in - Boo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I'm in - Boo "
Your name makes me jump. |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
I’m in and happy to play postie |
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We're in but haven't spotted any crushes yet. |
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
London |
I am in and happy to deliver your messages if needed xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Nope not spilling the beans |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I’ll play. Before the football |
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SJcurious, a certain gent has asked us to let you know he has "a bit of a thing" for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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LITTLE BIRD, little bird sitting in a tree
I’m passing this message on to thee…
Your tatts are interesting, your tits are too
A guy is keen on discovering what he could do for you!
He said something like that… haha. |
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"SJcurious, a certain gent has asked us to let you know he has "a bit of a thing" for you. "
OoOohhh I wonder who it could be 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ll play "
you just confessed all |
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This is what Sundays are for.
Perhaps I’ll brave a message |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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In and happy to pass on any messages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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I'm in and happy to be someones wingman and pass on a message |
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Go on count us in then....
Tinder |
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
London |
Creative-mind, a lovely lady seems to be mesmerised by your blue eyes! She also would love to see what's hidden under your book |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
message for wild blonde ….. please tell wild blonde whilst she may not be Harry Potter her pictures have definitely got me under a spell |
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Mrs Shiv! Are you paying attention?
This handsome charmer wants you to know that if you really don't like that dress he would be happy to take it off for you
P.S. Can I help? |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
ding dong …. in coming message :
Message for sex Luther
Omg them thighs!! Can I touch? |
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I also don't mind passing messages on, filters have been dropped
Miss S x |
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Message for wildblonde69, this person loves your legs
Miss S x |
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By *a LunaWoman 36 weeks ago
South Wales |
I’ve just telepathically communicated it to them.
So guys, if you suddenly get a headache, that’s my incoming communication.
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Adel 1 this nice lady has an urge to bite your left arse cheek. May she?
Miss S x |
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Another message for wildblonde69, there's a lovely couple who think you have a lovely body and wish you lived closer to them 
Miss S x |
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By *rispyDuckMan 36 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
____ & ____ you know I fancy the knickers off you now stop messing about. Pack your heels fishnet stocking & get your sexy ass down south. We got some flirting & fucking to do! |
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Pickle, I have a message from a lovely couple for you -
"His profile picture reminds me of Neo when the Matrix was still cool. When might he be available to show me a bit of bullet time?"
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I’ve got a lovely message for some fabbers.
Littlebird, Nero, Woody and Wick,
Jump in our bed, let's share some dick.
We have tits and fanny and plenty of toys, blindfolds and ballgags to keep down the noise
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Adel 1 this lovely couple have said seeing as your left one is taken, could they see if the right cheek is free please?
Miss S x |
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
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"Adel 1 this nice lady has an urge to bite your left arse cheek. May she?
Miss S x"
She absolutely may, but it has to be both...the right cheek can't be left out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Right… JOHN WICK there’s no right or wrong time to be talking about chocolate with a woman, so maybe it’s a good time to tell this sexy little piece of hot stuff that’s slid in to my DM what you would do with a Cadburys Cream egg between your thighs. ..
Or even better. You could show her. …
….You might even have to try your balls between her thighs instead, because I’m not sure the shops even sell them anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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No point as she has rejected me before |
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"Adel 1 this nice lady has an urge to bite your left arse cheek. May she?
Miss S x
She absolutely may, but it has to be both...the right cheek can't be left out "
If you look at my other message for you, I think both cheeks are taken...
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Mrs Shiv! Are you paying attention?
This handsome charmer wants you to know that if you really don't like that dress he would be happy to take it off for you
P.S. Can I help?"
Take it, please!
Yes, you can help |
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
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"Adel 1 this nice lady has an urge to bite your left arse cheek. May she?
Miss S x
She absolutely may, but it has to be both...the right cheek can't be left out
If you look at my other message for you, I think both cheeks are taken...
Miss S x"
Oh I missed that! Now that both cheeks are well taken care of, I am a very happy man xx |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
Incoming message for la Luna …..
your pictures have had quite effect on me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a lovely message for some fabbers.
Littlebird, Nero, Woody and Wick,
Jump in our bed, let's share some dick.
We have tits and fanny and plenty of toys, blindfolds and ballgags to keep down the noise
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Avenger Assemble!!! |
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In and happy to be postie. I won't post names, I promise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Mrs Shiv! Are you paying attention?
This handsome charmer wants you to know that if you really don't like that dress he would be happy to take it off for you
P.S. Can I help?
Take it, please!
Yes, you can help "
*franticaly looks for flame emoji!!! |
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I'm in pain. Need a distraction so I'm in.
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KezandC, this gentleman wants Kez to know you have gorgeous legs and look so sexy in your heels 
Miss S x |
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By *B69Woman 36 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
"Another message for wildblonde69, there's a lovely couple who think you have a lovely body and wish you lived closer to them
Miss S x"
That dam fab curse
Thank you x |
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"Another message for wildblonde69, there's a lovely couple who think you have a lovely body and wish you lived closer to them
Miss S x
That dam fab curse
Thank you x"
Tell me about it!
You're very welcome
Miss S x |
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"How much dick could JOHN WICK dip if John Wick could dip dick?
What the actual message did say was :
“I'd very much like Mr John Wick to dip his wick in me”
Note - if I were you, I’d be booking a room at the continental pal. "
Better let them know that the room is booked. |
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SJcurious - someone wants me to pass on, in their words - 'that they love a ging with bouncy bits' - make of it what you will lol (and i'm sworn to identity secrecy apparently). |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Another message for wildblonde69, there's a lovely couple who think you have a lovely body and wish you lived closer to them
Miss S x"
Could you point me in the direction of the end of the queue please x |
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I'm out to go back under my rock. |
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Message for crispy duck from very sexy pair
'Tell him that although I've only ever been to 1 chinese takeaway, I have often wondered if he would demonstrate the same quality of service and cuisine' |
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"SJcurious - someone wants me to pass on, in their words - 'that they love a ging with bouncy bits' - make of it what you will lol (and i'm sworn to identity secrecy apparently)."
Love that
Thank you!
Miss S x |
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"I’ve got a lovely message for some fabbers.
Littlebird, Nero, Woody and Wick,
Jump in our bed, let's share some dick.
We have tits and fanny and plenty of toys, blindfolds and ballgags to keep down the noise
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I’m in. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Pickle, I have a message from a lovely couple for you -
"His profile picture reminds me of Neo when the Matrix was still cool. When might he be available to show me a bit of bullet time?"
Miss S x"
I’ve never been rizzed up like this on fab.
I’m down for whatever |
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"Right… JOHN WICK there’s no right or wrong time to be talking about chocolate with a woman, so maybe it’s a good time to tell this sexy little piece of hot stuff that’s slid in to my DM what you would do with a Cadburys Cream egg between your thighs. ..
Or even better. You could show her. …
….You might even have to try your balls between her thighs instead, because I’m not sure the shops even sell them anymore. "
Gobble it in one go. |
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By *B69Woman 36 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
SJ a gentleman would like this passed on
Would you please pass on to SJ that I think she is truly stunning x |
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"SJ a gentleman would like this passed on
Would you please pass on to SJ that I think she is truly stunning x"
Ahhhh thank you
And thank you for passing it on
Miss S x |
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Wildblonde this gentleman wants you to know that your bum was made for thongs!
Miss S x |
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I may as well drop in & see if any fitties fancy a hefty filly in her fifties.
Scrolling through for fellas I fancy.....its a bit oestrogen laden! |
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By *RWoodyCouple 36 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
This type of thread always has been a lot of fun
Happy to be a postie if another one is needed.
Mrs J x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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This is great fun.
MELROSE - a man is not wrong when he says you’ve got an absolute divine ass.
He also said you had lovely captivating eyes. .. he actually started with that, so maybe I should have. But let’s not play down how great your ass is.
Do you want to know who’s got his eyes on you? … |
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"I may as well drop in & see if any fitties fancy a hefty filly in her fifties.
Scrolling through for fellas I fancy.....its a bit oestrogen laden!"
I have no oestrogen.
Also in for a bit |
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Mr Monkey a gorgeous lady has sent this message for you -
For years I’ve told you how much I’ve wanted to bounce on your thighs, maybe this could be our year
Miss S x |
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"This is great fun.
MELROSE - a man is not wrong when he says you’ve got an absolute divine ass.
He also said you had lovely captivating eyes. .. he actually started with that, so maybe I should have. But let’s not play down how great your ass is.
Do you want to know who’s got his eyes on you? … "
Ooohhhh yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"This is great fun.
MELROSE - a man is not wrong when he says you’ve got an absolute divine ass.
He also said you had lovely captivating eyes. .. he actually started with that, so maybe I should have. But let’s not play down how great your ass is.
Do you want to know who’s got his eyes on you? …
Ooohhhh yes please "
Dm in its way!!! |
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Kinkycouple I have a message from a lovely gentlemen that he loves your beautiful eyes and that he had a hug from you once and it felt really good so he wants more
Miss S x |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
incoming message for red colours
Please tell red colours that her pictures are truly amazing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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MISS S. I know something you don’t know!!!!
If you could read this filthy sultry woman’s mind you would hear….
“”Whether she's blonde, ginger, we're kissing, she's between my thighs, I'm between hers...””
And she’s probably playing with herself when she’s thinking those hot sexy thoughts.
You could definitely make daydreams a reality, one day for her ….
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"MISS S. I know something you don’t know!!!!
If you could read this filthy sultry woman’s mind you would hear….
“”Whether she's blonde, ginger, we're kissing, she's between my thighs, I'm between hers...””
And she’s probably playing with herself when she’s thinking those hot sexy thoughts.
You could definitely make daydreams a reality, one day for her ….
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Now this is intriguing...hoping she doesn't want to stay anon
Miss S x |
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One for the delectable •Mrs Shiv• - from one of my pocket-sized fantasies:
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"she has kissable lips and that I'd love to test them out x'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"MISS S. I know something you don’t know!!!!
If you could read this filthy sultry woman’s mind you would hear….
“”Whether she's blonde, ginger, we're kissing, she's between my thighs, I'm between hers...””
And she’s probably playing with herself when she’s thinking those hot sexy thoughts.
You could definitely make daydreams a reality, one day for her ….
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Now this is intriguing...hoping she doesn't want to stay anon
Miss S x"
She had no choice. |
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Message for pickle from a very sexy lady.
"Please can you tell Pickle
I'm really hoping that if I fuck around enough I'll get it. Repeatedly' |
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"MISS S. I know something you don’t know!!!!
If you could read this filthy sultry woman’s mind you would hear….
“”Whether she's blonde, ginger, we're kissing, she's between my thighs, I'm between hers...””
And she’s probably playing with herself when she’s thinking those hot sexy thoughts.
You could definitely make daydreams a reality, one day for her ….
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Now this is intriguing...hoping she doesn't want to stay anon
Miss S x
She had no choice. "
Love that... Love her
Miss S x |
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I’m in but I’m at work, so I can’t play postie |
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A very sexy northern gent asked to to pass this on.
. Mind passing on a message to KezandC please that I love her pics and want to wear her thighs as earmuffs |
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"I’m in but I’m at work, so I can’t play postie"
I don't mind, I love playing postie
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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CHRYSTALSWING
There’s a budding artist in here, let’s call him Wanksy,… and he’d love to create some fab art and his inspiration is your profile picture and he’d need your help to pull it off!
I know!!! I’m making a complete hash of this testimony of his! But he thinks your photos are very sexy and how expressed, how erotic he finds your pictures?
*Also not called Wanksy, that is my immature humour.
But I do know his profile name …, |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"One for the delectable •Mrs Shiv• - from one of my pocket-sized fantasies:
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"she has kissable lips and that I'd love to test them out x'."
Kiss me! |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Message for pickle from a very sexy lady.
"Please can you tell Pickle
I'm really hoping that if I fuck around enough I'll get it. Repeatedly' "
Keep playing and find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"All the way in x"
^ive said this a few times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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MINKY 777
…….Beautiful ……….sexy lady ……..happy ……,,,,vivacious
Naked party? X
Removed all the fluff and filler and gave you want you needed, or maybe this guy could give you EXACTLY what you need ? |
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Room for one more? I just got car sick puked on the roadside in Cumbria, so could use a bit of cheering up. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"All the way in x"
Always best |
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I am going to still keep it secret but someone on this thread liked one of my posts this week and it gave me a cheeky smile.
Shame he is so far away |
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Room for one more? I just got car sick puked on the roadside in Cumbria, so could use a bit of cheering up."
sorry to hear that hope your feeling better soon and of course your more than welcome, the more the merrier |
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"All the way in x
^ive said this a few times "
Good man |
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"All the way in x
Always best "
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By *lappyMan 36 weeks ago
Manchester |
message for Roxy red from a dapper gent :
Please inform Roxy that her pictures are super sexy but super classy too … the perfect combination |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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There’s a lady in my inbox that has trouble posting on the thread. And she’s getting hungry, and she’s placing an order for -
ADEL 1
Please?
*I want commission.
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
London |
"There’s a lady in my inbox that has trouble posting on the thread. And she’s getting hungry, and she’s placing an order for -
ADEL 1
Please?
*I want commission.
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Order ready to be delivered, table number please? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Room for one more? I just got car sick puked on the roadside in Cumbria, so could use a bit of cheering up."
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*throws a mint.
Hope your better soon. I suffer from motion sickness. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"There’s a lady in my inbox that has trouble posting on the thread. And she’s getting hungry, and she’s placing an order for -
ADEL 1
Please?
*I want commission.
Order ready to be delivered, table number please? xx"
I’ll send the address. |
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Message to the Shivs from admirers
"we would love to peel that orange and taste one segment at a time"
X |
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To Nell,
"I think she has the most beautiful face. I’d very much like to kiss her"
From an admirer x |
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"CHRYSTALSWING
There’s a budding artist in here, let’s call him Wanksy,… and he’d love to create some fab art and his inspiration is your profile picture and he’d need your help to pull it off!
I know!!! I’m making a complete hash of this testimony of his! But he thinks your photos are very sexy and how expressed, how erotic he finds your pictures?
*Also not called Wanksy, that is my immature humour.
But I do know his profile name …, "
If this was for us, thank you!
Glad to inspire someone |
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"MINKY 777
…….Beautiful ……….sexy lady ……..happy ……,,,,vivacious
Naked party? X
Removed all the fluff and filler and gave you want you needed, or maybe this guy could give you EXACTLY what you need ? "
Wow, thank you, naked party? Well message me and we can chat x |
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"To Nell,
"I think she has the most beautiful face. I’d very much like to kiss her"
From an admirer x"
Thank you so much! I advise doing so NOT after a car journey. |
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Miss Bella this gentleman wants you to know that he thinks your forehead is very sexy
Miss S x |
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"Kinkycouple I have a message from a lovely gentlemen that he loves your beautiful eyes and that he had a hug from you once and it felt really good so he wants more
Miss S x"
Please do write to our secretary |
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"Miss Bella this gentleman wants you to know that he thinks your forehead is very sexy
Miss S x"
Literally just spat my tea |
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"Miss Bella this gentleman wants you to know that he thinks your forehead is very sexy
Miss S x
Literally just spat my tea "
he said it was a weird request but to send it lol
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I'm in for abit, fingers crossed |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Message to the Shivs from admirers
"we would love to peel that orange and taste one segment at a time"
X"
Peel me like an orange!….a sentence I never thought I’d say, but I’m into it, I think |
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Can't find her username right now, but the red haired one who's sometimes here, God you're hot. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Can't find her username right now, but the red haired one who's sometimes here, God you're hot."
is it Frida? She’s noice
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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MISS BELLA
I have no words to add, so I am copying pasting
..could you please tell Miss Bella that I would love to see those big innocent eyes looking down at me while I trail my tongue down her body.
Narrator - it is a stereotypical fantasy of men to see two very sexy women in the heat of sexual passion embracing their hot sexy bodies in a way which is not only visually enticing…. I’m sorry I need to stop
Bella. She’s hot!! |
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Very saucy message for Adel1
"I'm so glad we've leveled up on the crush ladder. Now I just need to see you naked" |
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"Can't find her username right now, but the red haired one who's sometimes here, God you're hot. is it Frida? She’s noice "
Ummm, don't know, think her name is Red something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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LITTLEMISSK
want to share drinks with a beautiful woman?
Want to go hottie spotting?
If you said yes to these, you may be in for a great welcome surprise!
Just click ‘quote+reply ’and ask for more details…, and you could soon be spending some alone time with someone who has their eye on you |
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By *del 1Man 36 weeks ago
London |
"Very saucy message for Adel1
"I'm so glad we've leveled up on the crush ladder. Now I just need to see you naked""
That is a very easy need to fulfil, just let me know to whom I should show myself naked |
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"MISS BELLA
I have no words to add, so I am copying pasting
..could you please tell Miss Bella that I would love to see those big innocent eyes looking down at me while I trail my tongue down her body.
Narrator - it is a stereotypical fantasy of men to see two very sexy women in the heat of sexual passion embracing their hot sexy bodies in a way which is not only visually enticing…. I’m sorry I need to stop
Bella. She’s hot!! "
going off narrators reaction, hot lady please reveal yourself x |
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"Mr Monkey a gorgeous lady has sent this message for you -
For years I’ve told you how much I’ve wanted to bounce on your thighs, maybe this could be our year
Miss S x"
Just my thighs |
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"LITTLEMISSK
want to share drinks with a beautiful woman?
Want to go hottie spotting?
If you said yes to these, you may be in for a great welcome surprise!
Just click ‘quote+reply ’and ask for more details…, and you could soon be spending some alone time with someone who has their eye on you "
Oooh I'm always up for hottie spotting |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Tinder, you’ve got mail! Someone has asked me to pass this on.
Can you please tell tinder from behind her eyes that's she's been my fab girl crush for a very long time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Pickle. A quick message for you now you are here…
You soon come? |
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"Tinder, you’ve got mail! Someone has asked me to pass this on.
Can you please tell tinder from behind her eyes that's she's been my fab girl crush for a very long time "
Ooh now I'm intrigued
Inbox is always open
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Pickle. A quick message for you now you are here…
You soon come? "
Yes, baby! Mi soon come. |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
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In.
There’s at least 5 that I fancy the bits off. Oh man I’m so indecisive |
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"In.
There’s at least 5 that I fancy the bits off. Oh man I’m so indecisive "
Get them sent in I'm sure there will be a part 2 |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
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By *ags73Man 36 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
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Oops |
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Ive been asked to tell pickles that this beautiful woman thinks you're a beautiful man with a beautiful soul and she wishes you both lived closer xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"[Removed by poster at 28/04/24 17:43:36]"
Haha.
So it’s not just me then.
Go on. Let’s see how another thread goes. |
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