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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Mine suggest that I like forests and to walk in them which I do, this forest is in chiselhurst, it is very nice and a big forest

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Mine suggests go to the gym lol

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Ours suggests my wife likes sucking dick and bright hair colours

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

To always take pictures first thing on a morning before food and bloating.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I don’t look half bad as long as I’m not fully lit.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Mine says my body is a canvas for a wee bit of pain

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By *weet LisaTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Crawley

That I could have used a hairbrush and put my little boobs in.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 39 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I’m a bit of an idiot who doesn’t take life too seriously and has a tea, cake and biscuit addiction

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By *ustincider888Man 39 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I'm quite laid back when I'm in bed

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 39 weeks ago

Ipswich

I have hands

Pringles should add prawn cocktail favs

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 39 weeks ago

chichester

I like my chest out in the car

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 39 weeks ago

Staffordshire

It says that I have a very pert bottom, long powerful well defined legs and a back that could lift and throw even the most fabulous chicks here onto a well made crisp sheeted hotel bed.

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By *avexxMan 39 weeks ago

cheshire

i dress rather dapper

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By *illy IdolMan 39 weeks ago

Midlands

It suggests I like shit jackets

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By *eorgesdad69Man 39 weeks ago

nottingham

I like to be naked in bed with a man

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I like my bum...

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

Forgot to put my pants on again

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton

I like strappy lingerie

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 39 weeks ago

your head

That I take forever to walk up the stairs.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Crawley


"It suggests I like shit jackets "

I was admiring that jacket last night. Proper good jacket I thought.

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By *irty-pairCouple 39 weeks ago

Essex

That I’m rather proud of my boobs x

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley


"That I’m rather proud of my boobs x"

And so you should be - makes motor boat noise

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By *urry BlokeMan 39 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I have a hairy chest

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 39 weeks ago

Leeds

I have a huge white arse.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

What does mine say about me?

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By *elonBreadCouple 39 weeks ago

stafford

I like it when my girl sits on me

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By *rivateparts!Man 39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've rediscovered multicoloured boxers

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I like orange juice and comfy disposable slippers and hotel balconies

And a nice robe

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By *ripfillMan 39 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Mine suggests I

Like Guinness and baguettes

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By *otthehorneMan 39 weeks ago

doggersville

That I enjoy having a laugh! I’m much more lex Horne than Greg Davies!!

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By *obilebottomMan 39 weeks ago

All over

Only done it to weigh myself

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By *ermite12ukMan 39 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Runout of money for electricity.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Berlin was cold that day.

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By *ustincider888Man 39 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"I like strappy lingerie "

I do now

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like strappy lingerie

I do now "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"What does mine say about me? "

You work out looking good

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By *rivateparts!Man 39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That I’m rather proud of my boobs x"

Do you should be

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"Mine suggest that I like forests and to walk in them which I do, this forest is in chiselhurst, it is very nice and a big forest "

You like forests op well I never so do many on here

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I simply love me till the end of my days. I am unique one mould no twin. I wear glasses to enlarge things and not scared of my own body.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Nice boobs

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 39 weeks ago

The Continental

That I have a chocolate problem.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"Nice boobs"

I was thinking more a lover of noir and lace

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"Mine suggest that I like forests and to walk in them which I do, this forest is in chiselhurst, it is very nice and a big forest "

Been to Chislehurst woods many times when was your age.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

That I wear stockings in bed

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I’m happy

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By *urly bearded manMan 39 weeks ago

Liverpool

It says I like to cook

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I’m unique

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By *illy IdolMan 39 weeks ago

Midlands


"It suggests I like shit jackets

I was admiring that jacket last night. Proper good jacket I thought."

It's my quirky jacket, Lisa, for when I'm feeling quirky

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By *JcuriousCouple 39 weeks ago

Derby

That I'm now a ginge

Miss S x

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By *ubFTMTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Swindon

That I am cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I’m a fan of ugly coloured dresses.

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By *iniskirtCouple 39 weeks ago

Paisley

Look at my boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I’m a fan of ugly coloured dresses. "

So am I

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

That I'm lazy and unimaginative

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Now quite figured out how to do "smoldering"

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Runnnnnnnnn!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

That I’m the stealth bomber of (insert location here)

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By *eviant-Kinky-CoupleCouple 39 weeks ago

town

That we're kinky

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By *electableicecreamMan 39 weeks ago

The West

Incurable poser?

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By *rumguy1982Man 39 weeks ago

Birmingham

I cant afford clothes

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By *eekingfwbWoman 39 weeks ago

kent

I’m shy

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 39 weeks ago

Home

I'm cuddly

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Batman fan

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By *he love catsCouple 39 weeks ago

South Wales

That sometimes it gets warm in hotel's and we need to strip off a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

That I don't like many pictures of myself but this one I actually do!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 39 weeks ago

Sunderland

It says we've been too lazy to change ours for ages

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By *atin braTV/TS 39 weeks ago

bristol

ive got a little cock ha

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"Mine suggests go to the gym lol"
That is good

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By *ife NinjaMan 39 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm shit at taking photos

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"To always take pictures first thing on a morning before food and bloating.

"

That is good, nice pics

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple 39 weeks ago

Debauchery

Mine says Midnight's colours photo challenge

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Hmmmm....I'm not sure?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Shoe addiction

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By *ikesEmBigMan 39 weeks ago

Herts


"Mine suggest that I like forests and to walk in them which I do, this forest is in chiselhurst, it is very nice and a big forest "

I'm a knob

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 39 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It says I got new titty armour last weekend

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By *andPextraCouple 39 weeks ago

North West

I think my boobs are my best feature

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By *ete.RachaelTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Mine says I've got nice legs xx

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"I think my boobs are my best feature "
I like the pics, nice boobs

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 39 weeks ago

Maidstone

It says there are boobs

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By *all me missWoman 39 weeks ago

South Wales

Look at my cock

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By *igsteve101Man 39 weeks ago

milton keynes

Mine says I like showing everyone my cock x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mine says I like showing everyone my cock x"

Well we can see why you chose your username

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Red rules

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 39 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm a right moody cunt..

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By *et and WillingCouple 39 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Wet & Willing

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By *omplexMan 39 weeks ago

Hull

That i have a huge kink for latex and women wearing it

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By *igsteve101Man 39 weeks ago

milton keynes


"Mine says I like showing everyone my cock x

Well we can see why you chose your username "

Thanks xx

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By *rucking-HellMan 39 weeks ago

Northampton

I'm somewhat absent.

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By *ungtonguetasticMan 39 weeks ago

Kilsby

That things being inserted in my butt makes me very aroused

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 39 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

That I like taking pics of my body

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By *comb guyMan 39 weeks ago

York

Mine says big cock with ring lol nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Too much of everything in one picture

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"I like strappy lingerie "
Hi littlemissmistressk. I would say so too, nice pics and strappy lingerie

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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

That I've got full lips and a nose.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like strappy lingerie Hi littlemissmistressk. I would say so too, nice pics and strappy lingerie "

Ah thank you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 39 weeks ago

Essex

I do actually own clothes…

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"That things being inserted in my butt makes me very aroused "

You have something inserted in your bum ??

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"That I've got full lips and a nose. "
I would say so too, nice pics

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By *odevilWoman 39 weeks ago

exeter

Despite the fixtures on my neck, I often lose my head

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple 39 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Nice bum and legs xx

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple 39 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Or hubby is ass and leg Man!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

He’s clearly torn my cunt.

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By *r lotharioMan 39 weeks ago

playa del ingles

that i wear a watch

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

That I have a big ass

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan 39 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

That I took part in the lounge colour challenge today

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Try to make my tiny ass look bigger!!

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By *ilentrunningMan 39 weeks ago

Cardiff/Reading/Liverpool &more


"I like my chest out in the car "

You’ll cause a crash!

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By *inkylipsWoman 39 weeks ago

Debauchery

I like to stand at the top of the stairs with my arse out

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By *B69Woman 39 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I should sit back more and straighten my back to make my boobs look pert

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By *ilentrunningMan 39 weeks ago

Cardiff/Reading/Liverpool &more

I need to pick the towels off the floor!

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By *ilentrunningMan 39 weeks ago

Cardiff/Reading/Liverpool &more


"Nice bum and legs xx"

Can’t argue with that!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Mine suggests I'm a novice to all of this and I'm just liking the interesting conversation/have a good look about.

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By *oubleswing2019Man 39 weeks ago

Colchester

Mine suggests I value privacy

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 02/05/24 18:24:03]

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"That I take forever to walk up the stairs. "
That is good. I would say so too, nice pics

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By *uriousscouserWoman 39 weeks ago

Wirral

I'd like to think it shows off my sense of humour but I suspect it just displays my weirdly chaotic dumbshittery.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

My feet are the only part of me that isn't a bloated mess.

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"My feet are the only part of me that isn't a bloated mess. "

No way to know! They might also be a bloated mess xx

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By *ot to giggleWoman 39 weeks ago

Coventry

i tried to emulate a photo

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By *ortyairCouple 39 weeks ago

Wallasey

I'm a fan of sucking cock. Mrs x

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By *r Black 85Man 39 weeks ago

nottingham

I have very long dreadlocks

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By *ell GwynnWoman 39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

That I drew the short straw in the forum photo challenge...

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Maybe I'm living in the past

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By *ot to giggleWoman 39 weeks ago

Coventry


"That I drew the short straw in the forum photo challenge..."

no its great

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By *inxy777Woman 39 weeks ago

essex

I’m watching!

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By *orkawayalotMan 39 weeks ago

love sex

Tha am fit with a big dick...lol

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I’m doing a forum photo challenge

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 39 weeks ago

North West

Errrrrr. That I got a giant red heart stuck to my face in the garden and Mr KC is trying to peel it off

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By *outhDublinMan86Man 39 weeks ago

shankill

I like beer in the shower

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By *avexxMan 39 weeks ago

cheshire

i need to dry off

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"Errrrrr. That I got a giant red heart stuck to my face in the garden and Mr KC is trying to peel it off "

I was always wondering what he was doing there behind you, now it all makes sense!

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan 39 weeks ago

Essex

I wear a suit and think I look good in it

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By *ookie46Woman 39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

That I solemnly swear I was up to no good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 39 weeks ago

North West


"Errrrrr. That I got a giant red heart stuck to my face in the garden and Mr KC is trying to peel it off

I was always wondering what he was doing there behind you, now it all makes sense!"

It's obvious when you know

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"My feet are the only part of me that isn't a bloated mess.

No way to know! They might also be a bloated mess xx"

Well now I feel great.

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By *ellhungvweMan 39 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I’m doing a forum photo challenge "

I think that’s the funniest thing I have seen all day!

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By *ChubsMan 39 weeks ago

Avisford Park Hotel Mon 27th & Tues 28th

That my boxers struggle to hide the bulge

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

I have curves and lost my head

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"My feet are the only part of me that isn't a bloated mess.

No way to know! They might also be a bloated mess xx

Well now I feel great. "

I am not saying they are, just saying there is no way to know based on your profile pic

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By *parkle1974Woman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

I look better blurry

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I grew boobs

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By *ete le MeatMan 39 weeks ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

I should invest in some wet wipes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It says I own at least one pair of heels. Very little else. I like it that way

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"I grew boobs"

And you did it very well! xx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m doing a forum photo challenge "

Aaaahh I love it!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I’m doing a forum photo challenge

Aaaahh I love it!"

I’ll be honest. As simple as I thought it would be, it took me ages colouring in my socks.

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By *ocktailkatie84Woman 39 weeks ago

Loonytown

Suggests my line of work

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m doing a forum photo challenge

Aaaahh I love it!

I’ll be honest. As simple as I thought it would be, it took me ages colouring in my socks. "

you did an excellent job! Stayed inside the lines

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx"

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them! "

Too late now!! That's a warning that should have been clearly displayed on your profile pic...who in Fab is in charge of health and safety? Need to report this

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them! "

Oohhhhh ! So THAT'S why I'm so damn blind !!

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By *obilebottomMan 39 weeks ago

All over

Very shy ( I am actually) and in touch with nature.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

Too late now!! That's a warning that should have been clearly displayed on your profile pic...who in Fab is in charge of health and safety? Need to report this "

All I can say is be thankful you can't see the other pictures ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

Oohhhhh ! So THAT'S why I'm so damn blind !! "

You can see all my pictures this is why you've gone blind!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 39 weeks ago

Southampton


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

Oohhhhh ! So THAT'S why I'm so damn blind !!

You can see all my pictures this is why you've gone blind! "

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By *till gameMan 39 weeks ago

Oldham


"I’m a bit of an idiot who doesn’t take life too seriously and has a tea, cake and biscuit addiction "

Here’s a wee rhyme just for your addiction.

A scone and tea at half past three makes your day a little brighter.

You can keep your cakes and fancy tarts and stick them up your shitter

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By *del 1Man 39 weeks ago

London


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

Too late now!! That's a warning that should have been clearly displayed on your profile pic...who in Fab is in charge of health and safety? Need to report this

All I can say is be thankful you can't see the other pictures ha ha "

And what if I am willing to take the risk? xx

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By *aseylee324Couple 39 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I like red

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By *uri00620Woman 39 weeks ago

Croydon

Mine's my original from here so really old. I've never bothered changing it.

I don't know... lazy? Disinterested?

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By *imon_hydeMan 39 weeks ago

Stockport

That I read books, but find forum threads hard to find

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago


"I grew boobs

And you did it very well! xx

You'll go blind if you keep staring at them!

Too late now!! That's a warning that should have been clearly displayed on your profile pic...who in Fab is in charge of health and safety? Need to report this

All I can say is be thankful you can't see the other pictures ha ha

And what if I am willing to take the risk? xx"

Poor man!

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By *olarbear73Man 39 weeks ago

Glasgow

I like asking women to C’mere when I’m standing by a window in my tighty whites

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By *oiluvfunMan 39 weeks ago

Penrith


"I like red"

And you wear it well

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By *arriedwelshcoupleCouple 39 weeks ago

Cardiff

We like a spa day

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By *layfullsamMan 39 weeks ago

Solihull

Stuck in the pool suction vent

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan 39 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm just a little bit cheeky

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By *esthetic21Man 39 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Stuck in the pool suction vent "
you mean your dick is

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By *ecky and justCouple 39 weeks ago

Godalming

At the moment, our profile pic says that Becky has really great, firm and perky boobs.

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By *layfullsamMan 39 weeks ago

Solihull


"Stuck in the pool suction vent you mean your dick is "

Shhhhh it’s embarrassing

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 39 weeks ago

newport

I like tighty whites

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By *inxy777Woman 39 weeks ago

essex


"Stuck in the pool suction vent "

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By *aughtycouplehCouple 39 weeks ago

Northampton

Mine suggests I have massive perk tits lol

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By *indaDILFlikeMan 39 weeks ago

wirral

Laid back kinda guy or hasn't a clue how to take a selfie!

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By *ukkakeBoiMan 39 weeks ago

Blackpool

No idea

Why don't you tell me ?

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By *oiluvfunMan 39 weeks ago

Penrith

I take my phone with me to the bathroom

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By *olvesfunguyMan 39 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

That a have a dad bod!

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 39 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Good ones everyone, we can continue on the other thread too

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