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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Ofc it is. Its number 47 in the manual "101 uses for a woman". |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Ofc it is. Its number 47 in the manual "101 uses for a woman"."
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It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........
I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.
It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.
Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.
Seriously .... get a grip.
DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. |
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By *AYENCouple 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K."
Seriously the lady in the clip loved it and it was fully consensual but granted it wasn’t a full bottle and they’d probably shared the majority of it orally first so no Prosecco wastage was conducted as part of this activity. |
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"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?
I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"
Just because someone else has done it, doesn't make it safe or sensible.... |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Experiment on yourself first. See how an arsehole handles it. |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Experiment on yourself first. See how an arsehole handles it. "
Somebody has already suggested that earlier in the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........
I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.
It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.
Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.
Seriously .... get a grip.
DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "
It would appear there are men and women who walk amongst us who had surgery to have mutual respect removed.
Worrying times x |
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"If you want to insert a bottle of prosecco up a vagina or woman's arse , give it a shake and then let go ........ why not practise on yourself first ?
Then you'd know how it works for arses."
she has a good point |
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"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.
Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though  "
Are they glass and hollow and made for drinks ? |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
No. Not really OP. Have a good think why it might not be  |
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"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........
I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.
It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.
Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.
Seriously .... get a grip.
DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "
One would assume this kind of thing would be consensual, random insertion of fizzy drinks into unsuspecting female orifices wouldn’t be cricket |
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"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?
As if you’ve never put those minstrels up your bum!
That’s some bum if it will take a group of musicians "
Someone ‘loosened’ me with a Methuselah of Dom Perignon first. |
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"It'll be on Britains Got Talent next week ......
Some woman wobbling around in the air like Rag Dolly Anna with a Jeroboam up her fudge !
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People in Costa are staring at me as I can’t stop laughing at this
Thanks Granny |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.
Seriously the lady in the clip loved it and it was fully consensual but granted it wasn’t a full bottle and they’d probably shared the majority of it orally first so no Prosecco wastage was conducted as part of this activity."
Would this be the same lady collecting a wad of cash at the for as she left walking funny ? |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Sounds like a trip to A&E .
Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.
I blame porn |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Sounds like a trip to A&E .
Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.
I blame porn "
Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse. |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Sounds like a trip to A&E .
Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.
I blame porn
Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse. "
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As it was one explained to me, no, it is not safe unless you have researched this thoroughly. The lining of the vagina and anus is thin. Alcohol, usually administered by turkey baster, bypasses the body's safety mechanisms (the liver) and goes into the blood stream unadulterated. You get a buzz very quickly but there have been deaths from this (i think a bottle of sherry was emptied anally). I have tried this a couple of times and you get "d*unk" very quickly. Certainly not recommended and do NOT drive. |
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"As it was one explained to me, no, it is not safe unless you have researched this thoroughly. The lining of the vagina and anus is thin. Alcohol, usually administered by turkey baster, bypasses the body's safety mechanisms (the liver) and goes into the blood stream unadulterated. You get a buzz very quickly but there have been deaths from this (i think a bottle of sherry was emptied anally). I have tried this a couple of times and you get "d*unk" very quickly. Certainly not recommended and do NOT drive."
To clarify i used a turkey baster and NOT a glass bottle. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I have a friend who is a colorectal surgeon .... he told me ages ago only ever insert sex toys design for that specific purpose into your bum or vag ..... he's had to remove too many things that have caused damage
So it's an absolute resounding no from me
..... and I prefer tattinger which I ain't wasting |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.
Seriously the lady in the clip loved it and it was fully consensual but granted it wasn’t a full bottle and they’d probably shared the majority of it orally first so no Prosecco wastage was conducted as part of this activity."
Did she love it though? Or was it all for the benefit of the clip? |
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"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........
I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.
It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.
Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.
Seriously .... get a grip.
DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "
No its not just you granny |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Sounds like a trip to A&E .
Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.
I blame porn
Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse. "
that's 1 man 1 jar.
Do not Google it |
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By *irthandgirthMan 36 weeks ago
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"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?
I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"
Have you tried going outside and talking to people recently? Maybe you should.
Just because you have seen a video clip doesn't mean it is safe. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Wow amazing judgmentality on here from people about a post that was half heartedly for fun and at the end of the day a pure fantasy. "
You say judgemental
We say sane |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Wow amazing judgmentality on here from people about a post that was half heartedly for fun and at the end of the day a pure fantasy. "
Opinions mere fellow opinions you wanted them you got them. Now no need to be rude.. Get me that proseco up my vagina am willing... |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.
Seriously the lady in the clip loved it and it was fully consensual but granted it wasn’t a full bottle and they’d probably shared the majority of it orally first so no Prosecco wastage was conducted as part of this activity."
Get me that damn proseco fuck video and I will asses my vagina |
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Tom does not recommend. There is a stated case of assault of a young apprentice at a car mechanic garage. They put the tyre inflater up his backside and forced high pressure aid and internal injuries were catastrophic. Fizzy wine is obviously carbonated and glass can break. And as pointed out the alcohol gets in your system very quickly and can be very dangerous. Tom had a coffee enema once but that is another story. |
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Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.
No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Out of curiosity. How’s this thread worked by out for you ? |
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"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.
Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though "
It's not the size I'd be worried about, it would be the pressure and force of the fizz after shaking the bottle
People are really coming up with some weird ideas lately and not everyone will consider the safety aspect. |
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"Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.
No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse"
Oldies are the best Tom |
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?
Out of curiosity. How’s this thread worked by out for you ? "
He's very annoyed with your amazing judgementality ( sic ) |
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"Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.
No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse
Oldies are the best Tom "
You are a great audience Granny |
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"Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.
No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse
Oldies are the best Tom
You are a great audience Granny"
Cheeky Sod !
Put that in the news and ask all about it |
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"Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.
No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse
Oldies are the best Tom
You are a great audience Granny
Cheeky Sod !
Put that in the news and ask all about it "
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"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"
Hang on. He’s entitled to his fantasies
What I’m unclear on is which end is inserted. Is the thick end in and then the bottle goes off like a firework or is it the thin end which yeah would be dangerous for the woman?
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I am surprised that no one has mentioned a routine I saw about 15 years ago at the old “La Mirage” in Gran Canaria. I believe it was a semi regular event. We were there with a small group of friends and were enjoying a slightly late breakfast coffee at the poolside bar.
A stunning German girl, who had arrived with her partner the previous evening, turned up at the otherwise empty pool and settled herself in a poolside lounger.
A short while later two men appeared. One was a tanned Scandinavian chap, late fifties, who we understood spend a couple of months at a time at “La Mirage” with his wife every year. The other was an average looking guy, naked apart from a dress-shirt collar, bow tie and shirt cuffs. He was holding a silver tray with a bottle of Champagne.
This was clearly all pre-arranged.
The girl spread her legs wide. The Scandinavian chap took the bottle, opened it, allowing the cork to pop off into the air, and as the contents fizzed out he inserted the bottle into the girl and vigorously fucked her with it.
Champagne- and I believe it was the real stuff- sprayed meters into the air.
Afterwards the two men bowed deeply to us, their audience, and left. The girl slipped into the pool.
And our hangovers were forgotten......
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I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.
I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ? |
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"I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.
I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?"
I fucked up first time.
Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again? |
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"I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.
I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?
I fucked up first time.
Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again? "
Oh faux pas ...... kinky that's funnier than you intended.
No mine was a jeroboam of cava ! |
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"I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.
I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?
I fucked up first time.
Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again?
Oh faux pas ...... kinky that's funnier than you intended.
No mine was a jeroboam of cava !"
So big, Granny  |
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"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.
Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though
Are they glass and hollow and made for drinks ?"
Exactly, no they are not |
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