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"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?
I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.
Mrs TMN x"
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Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am
My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation
Little did I know it was market day … |
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"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?
I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.
Mrs TMN x Do you live in a village in Iraq? "
Not any more. Got fed up with the goats. |
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"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?
I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.
Mrs TMN x
are you heidi "
Yodeleeeeehihooooooo
Sorry, what was that? Busy yodelling over here. |
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"Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am
My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation
Little did I know it was market day … "
Pahahaha, genius! |
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"Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am
My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation
Little did I know it was market day … "
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I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.
Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me  |
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"There's a church in Soho with a graveyard, two small spiders crawling over my face woke me up seems I slept on top of a big tombstone. Remember the day as well because it was Sept. 11 2001."
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"I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.
Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me "
Ohhhhh that's not nice! |
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"I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.
Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me
Ohhhhh that's not nice! "
I shit you not, I didn't open my eyes or move for about 15 minutes and I don't scare easy |
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"Waking up inside a body bag.
What now?! "
As a young RAF Cadet, it was expected that you ‘volunteered’ to help out the adult Squadron that you were attached to. Our unit was attached to an Army field hospital unit, so we were simulating casualty treatment and evacuations in the middle of nowhere. I’d been seriously ‘injured’ by gunfire and subsequently pronounced ‘dead’. The simulation was so realistic that we were bagged n tagged before being driven back to the field hospital. During which I decided to grab some much needed sleep as we’d been on the go for 20 hrs +. |
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Quite recently I was having a pedicure & foot spa by a lovely woman and of course napping as it was so relaxing.
While dreaming I randomly said to her out loud are you coming to the uk in June or not? , I need to know, then I woke up feeling all confused & she was obviously even more confused |
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"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film."
Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!
Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well |
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"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film.
Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!
Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well "
see if the coins would stick |
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"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film.
Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!
Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well
see if the coins would stick "
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Woke up to a fire alarm and the smell of smoke in a bar I was living in at the time.
Turned out the bar was on fire 2 stories below my floor.
Had to run out of the building with 12 other staff.
We then all just stood around across the road , most of us being half naked and watched our bar/home burn to the ground.
It wasn't a good start to the day,
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Lightning struck my sister's friend's tent next to her tent, further away from me, whilst camping. I heard this deafening bang and can still see the flash of lightening that struck. I jumped and ripped the zip in my sleeping bag. |
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A Green Turtle almost climbed across my face. It was enormous so glad I woke up in time.
Second to falling asleep in Abu Dhabi airport in the kids playground (it was soft and in the middle of the night so not being used) to a guy trying to put his hand down my top. |
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When a police officer lifted the boat up on bognor Regis beach at 6am.
First all nighter at a disco in the world's first teen hotel. Saw Spangles Maldoon in the crowd, someone help me with the name of the place, without Google. |
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Two that springs to mind: -waking up to my pet hamster sitting on my face, screaming the house down because in my sleep a huge hairy monster was eating me alive (maybe he was trying to I don't know) - waking up on a hilltop miles away from the festival I was supposed to be at, with a random guy, neither having any recollection how we ended up there and whether we have done anything at all |
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In recovery room after a operation. I still had my tube in, couldn't breathe or move, the nurses was stood talking at the other side of the room with their backs to me. I was frightened to fuck, it felt like forever. When they noticed I was awake they came over to remove the breathing tube, my god it felt like forever to get it out, reality was a few seconds, Got trauma from that 
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Fell asleep in an alley way in a very popular lively holiday destination. Got woken up by a taxi driver stood over me shaking me and screaming it's not safe to sleep here. Thankfully he then turned out to be nice and gave me a lift to my hotel. |
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