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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I love a a short king. Not one where their ego is taller than them though.
Generally I've had no issues with short kings and always found them to more than measure up to what I like.  "
I got a big ego |
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By *eliWoman 23 weeks ago
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"I love a a short king. Not one where their ego is taller than them though.
Generally I've had no issues with short kings and always found them to more than measure up to what I like.
I got a big ego"
I'd stroke your big ego.
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I love a a short king. Not one where their ego is taller than them though.
Generally I've had no issues with short kings and always found them to more than measure up to what I like.
I got a big ego
I'd stroke your big ego.
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You get me  |
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"I love a a short king. Not one where their ego is taller than them though.
Generally I've had no issues with short kings and always found them to more than measure up to what I like. "
This warms my heart  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Your title has killed me
Someone has to stand up for Short Kings. Even if it is me on my tip toes
I’ve BEEN standing up. I’m just short 
Typical that this thread empowering us gets no love. 
Phwoar! "
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"Short kings need lovin’ too
I don’t appreciate the angle they get to see my double chin from, though!"
Tbf the logistics with a short king are easier. With taller guys, I'm always at crotch height, it makes walking together a bit weird |
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By *bi HaiveMan 23 weeks ago
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"Short kings need lovin’ too
I don’t appreciate the angle they get to see my double chin from, though!
Tbf the logistics with a short king are easier. With taller guys, I'm always at crotch height, it makes walking together a bit weird "
Handy for other things though innit.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Short kings need lovin’ too
I don’t appreciate the angle they get to see my double chin from, though!
Tbf the logistics with a short king are easier. With taller guys, I'm always at crotch height, it makes walking together a bit weird
Handy for other things though innit..... "
I didn’t want to be the one to say it |
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"Short kings need lovin’ too
I don’t appreciate the angle they get to see my double chin from, though!
Tbf the logistics with a short king are easier. With taller guys, I'm always at crotch height, it makes walking together a bit weird
Handy for other things though innit..... "
It can be. Just not in the lift at work  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"What qualifies as ‘short’?
You’re short babe
I was hoping it was 5’ 5 or below.
lol wouldn’t worry he’s short too lol
Short king 
*high 5* (although not really too high)"
You know the vibes |
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"There's perks of being shorter,
Less distance to fall is my favorite
Easier to hide in crowds is another
Less back pain from bending down "
Can use a cash point without I getting bummed by over aggressive ghey chavs outside B&M ( but you B&M) |
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"I’m 5’8 but I stand up tall "
Big up to the fellow 5ft8er!
We might be short...but we agree the perfect height to confirm if the darts board is at the correct height...(5ft8 from the floor to the bull) |
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"There's perks of being shorter,
Less distance to fall is my favorite
Easier to hide in crowds is another
Less back pain from bending down
Can use a cash point without I getting bummed by over aggressive ghey chavs outside B&M ( but you B&M) "
Can see Penny's on the ground easier |
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"There's perks of being shorter,
Less distance to fall is my favorite
My favourite perk is that I disappoint them with my height before I even get chance to in bed!
How's that for efficiency!"
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"There's perks of being shorter,
Less distance to fall is my favorite
Easier to hide in crowds is another
Less back pain from bending down
Can use a cash point without I getting bummed by over aggressive ghey chavs outside B&M ( but you B&M)
Can see Penny's on the ground easier "
Also make everything look bigger |
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