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Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell"
Oh my.... I would scrub myself with wire wool and bleach. |
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell
Oh my.... I would scrub myself with wire wool and bleach. "
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell
Oh my.... I would scrub myself with wire wool and bleach. "
Not sure that would be enough. I think she will never feel clean again
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell"
Was he wearing the topper? |
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell
Oh my.... I would scrub myself with wire wool and bleach.
Not sure that would be enough. I think she will never feel clean again
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell
Was he wearing the topper?"
Did he have his feet up on the adjacent seating? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Had a cheeky one over gail platt from corrie while back
Wow, evwr get flashbacks when watching ET? "
Never saw that movie & to be fair it was 20+years ago & it was a bikini pic in the sun paper |
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"Not a crush, because that would imply something enjoyable, but I once had a sex dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg. My subconscious and I fell out that night.
Nell
Oh my.... I would scrub myself with wire wool and bleach.
Not sure that would be enough. I think she will never feel clean again
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Thinking - Milton , thinking Brillo pads - and a cheese grater |
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