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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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Alright, what’s going on? There seems to be a significant amount of absolute stunners over the bridges! Is there some sort of secret society over there trapping every beautiful woman crossing the Welsh border?  |
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"Alright, what’s going on? There seems to be a significant amount of absolute stunners over the bridges! Is there some sort of secret society over there trapping every beautiful woman crossing the Welsh border? "
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"Alright, what’s going on? There seems to be a significant amount of absolute stunners over the bridges! Is there some sort of secret society over there trapping every beautiful woman crossing the Welsh border? "
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Yes, I'm terribly sorry you've been left with all the dredge and remnants. The finest of Welsh flowers, however, are ensconced within my perfumed concubine...within the hallowed walls of Londinium.  |
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"Yes, I'm terribly sorry you've been left with all the dredge and remnants. The finest of Welsh flowers, however, are ensconced within my perfumed concubine...within the hallowed walls of Londinium. "
I always used to enjoy that aspect of London whenever I was working there. There are always loads of gorgeous women there. |
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Ökäy, all jokes aside and negating my previous jocular comments above, the OP is onto something here and he's 1ØØ% spot on: in the last few hours I've also seen a fresh retinue of Welsh sirens.
It's almost like a mass exodus of måidens into the fragrant 'Welshlands', they're making a break for the border!
I'm with the OP. |
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"Ökäy, all jokes aside and negating my previous jocular comments above, the OP is onto something here and he's 1ØØ% spot on: in the last few hours I've also seen a fresh retinue of Welsh sirens.
It's almost like a mass exodus of måidens into the fragrant 'Welshlands', they're making a break for the border!
I'm with the OP."
'Welsh sirens', that tickled me  |
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"Ökäy, all jokes aside and negating my previous jocular comments above, the OP is onto something here and he's 1ØØ% spot on: in the last few hours I've also seen a fresh retinue of Welsh sirens.
It's almost like a mass exodus of måidens into the fragrant 'Welshlands', they're making a break for the border!
I'm with the OP."
Don’t worry - I am basically on the border and I am willing to single handedly deal with them as they make a break for it. It will be tough but someone has to sacrifice themselves. |
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"Alright, what’s going on? There seems to be a significant amount of absolute stunners over the bridges! Is there some sort of secret society over there trapping every beautiful woman crossing the Welsh border? "
Hahaha, tbf Catherine Zeta Jones should have tipped us all off long ago but I completely agree. Who needs switzerland when, as you say there are so many absolute stunners over the bridge  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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The beautiful art of cock sucking in which one lovingly places the penis of one's partner into one's mouth and caresses it with the tongue and tonsils while at the same time sucking ever so gently and moving one's head back and forth massaging the head of the penis is, no doubt, perfected by the overuse of the strangest consonant vowel combinations known to man through the Welsh language. The same can, no doubt be said for tossing the proverbial salad.
If fellatio or cunnilingus is performed properly, one's partner will ejaculate or squirt, at which time you should swallow their generous deposit, though amateurs often expel this from their mouths. I have no doubt Welsh speakers have perfected this art.
This should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected. We all need to learn Welsh. |
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