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By *esthetic21 OP Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

You meat me

By *hinstrapMan 37 weeks ago

Barnsley

Nah sorry I wood not.

By *esthetic21 OP Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I hate knots in wood

By *ophieslutTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Central

I always need interaction with potential partners, before meeting, to gauge suitability, including preferences

By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

It wasn’t HARD to say no!

By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

"You meat me"

Alright, Jerry Maguire

By *esthetic21 OP Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"You meat me

Alright, Jerry Maguire"
lost me here

By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I'd turn you into a quarter pounder if that counts.

By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I'd turn you into a quarter pounder if that counts."
I'd erect that pounder on a plate in my bedroom

By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

What would you call a cock wrapped in bacon ?

By *weet and SpiceCouple 37 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"You meat me "

Or just beat the meat