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By *exyEggs OP Couple 23 weeks ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
When things are a bit shit, a rubbish joke always makes me smile  Share away!
My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a while, but all he's learned is the word for please.
That's poor for four.
Mrs TMN x |
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"what do you tell a mexican who's stealing your cheese"
'Nacho cheese'
It's literally the only joke I can remember...well...besides very inappropriate ones...and I refuse to stop posting it until it is appreciated by the masses! |
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By *exyEggs OP Couple 23 weeks ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
""what do you tell a mexican who's stealing your cheese"
'Nacho cheese'
It's literally the only joke I can remember...well...besides very inappropriate ones...and I refuse to stop posting it until it is appreciated by the masses!"
The masses approve. They all told me so  |
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""what do you tell a mexican who's stealing your cheese"
'Nacho cheese'
It's literally the only joke I can remember...well...besides very inappropriate ones...and I refuse to stop posting it until it is appreciated by the masses!
The masses approve. They all told me so "
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By *zeroMan 23 weeks ago
A wretched hive of scum and villainy |
""what do you tell a mexican who's stealing your cheese"
'Nacho cheese'
It's literally the only joke I can remember...well...besides very inappropriate ones...and I refuse to stop posting it until it is appreciated by the masses!
The masses approve. They all told me so "
I have a few cheese based jokes. But none of them are gouda |
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By *imionMan 23 weeks ago
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"When things are a bit shit, a rubbish joke always makes me smile Share away!
My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a while, but all he's learned is the word for please.
That's poor for four.
Mrs TMN x"
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By *imionMan 23 weeks ago
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"I thought I spotted the first English superhero the other day. I saw a scouser running down the road wearing a cape.
Turned out the fucker hadn't paid for his haircut   "
haha the good old scouse jokes lol |
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By *imionMan 23 weeks ago
redditch |
"My sex life  classs best line yet
Thank you, i wish i could be proud of that haha"
haha some time things happened for a reason and you're lack of sex was made so u can land that one linner lol hope that makes ur lake of sex feel better lol |
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By *obajxMan 23 weeks ago
Cheshire |
A man was sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful young woman walked in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”?
The young woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”?
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”?
The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the fuck do you want”?
“Aha”, he says,... "Ryan air". |
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"My sex life
classs best line yet
Thank you, i wish i could be proud of that haha
haha some time things happened for a reason and you're lack of sex was made so u can land that one linner lol hope that makes ur lake of sex feel better lol"
Well now that i've fulfilled that long and painful mission, can all the lovely ladies come out of hiding please haha  |
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By *imionMan 23 weeks ago
redditch |
"My sex life
classs best line yet
Thank you, i wish i could be proud of that haha
haha some time things happened for a reason and you're lack of sex was made so u can land that one linner lol hope that makes ur lake of sex feel better lol
Well now that i've fulfilled that long and painful mission, can all the lovely ladies come out of hiding please haha "
hahaha please lady's at least we know his loyal to the cause and his not ugly lol |
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By *agatoXXXMan 23 weeks ago
A Place Where Time Runs Slow |
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God..." |
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