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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?
Does it look like ET' finger?? "
well if I cut the insides..I can always heal someone elllllliot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or potters wand?
I have a 3rd nipple
I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx
Damn "
dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or potters wand?
I have a 3rd nipple
I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx
Damn
dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now"
Don't rub it in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I honestly thought ppl would see this as fantastical embarrassing bodies
not asking for anyones real things...just a laugh..
my bumhole has incisors, its ruining me receiving anal sex...shame eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X"
id love to be a tissue viability nurse but don't think i'm smart enough to be one. Dealing with wound care and pressure sores doesnt phase me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes
I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry
good little money maker you've got there"
strawberry milkshake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?"
Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?
Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose
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ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?
Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose
ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!"
kinky bugger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can recreate an erupting volcano with my pie, coloured lava the lot!
Available and suitable for hire to would be lego men movie makers!! "
thats why Ive hired her as my muse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?
Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose
ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!
kinky bugger "
u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before
I hate clipping it too
whats urs?
Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose
ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!
kinky bugger
u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it..."
Ooh ooh yes; damn your good, we need phone sex!! |
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