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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Wassat ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X"

this is fantasy embarrassing bodies...

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?"

Does it look like ET' finger??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Does it look like ET' finger?? "

well if I cut the insides..I can always heal someone elllllliot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Psoriasis my big prob.

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By *H.coupleCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bowly legs could drive. A bus through

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple"

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx"

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes"

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

Damn "

dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now

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By *H.coupleCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh


"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry"

good little money maker you've got there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

Damn

dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now"

Don't rub it in

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have piles like button mushrooms. They do actually snap off at the stalk. Lovely fried in butter and soya sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i get eczema on and in my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have piles like button mushrooms. They do actually snap off at the stalk. Lovely fried in butter and soya sauce. "

wastenotwantnot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I honestly thought ppl would see this as fantastical embarrassing bodies

not asking for anyones real things...just a laugh..

my bumhole has incisors, its ruining me receiving anal sex...shame eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X"

id love to be a tissue viability nurse but don't think i'm smart enough to be one. Dealing with wound care and pressure sores doesnt phase me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry

good little money maker you've got there"

strawberry milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have two arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have two arseholes"

what a husband and bf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no toenails. Thats frigging embarassing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/13 23:42:24]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf "

sounds about right! Iv got 3 boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf sounds about right! Iv got 3 boobs "

I've got a third nipple on my toenail, hate clipping them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

my foreheads taking erections..people keep calling me names too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?"

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

"

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Balls like swans eggs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!"

kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can recreate an erupting volcano with my pie, coloured lava the lot!

Available and suitable for hire to would be lego men movie makers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can recreate an erupting volcano with my pie, coloured lava the lot!

Available and suitable for hire to would be lego men movie makers!! "

thats why Ive hired her as my muse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

kinky bugger "

u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

kinky bugger

u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it..."

Ooh ooh yes; damn your good, we need phone sex!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My penis bends 90 degrees to the left.

Then 72 degrees to the right.

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