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This 'crack sack and whack' thing men can have?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it is called that, anyone had it then?
I have a £10 Boots voucher I got for Christmas and wonder if they do it? I did ring Boots in Durham and asked, but the woman just said something like "Can you get the Manager, I think he is on the line again" so I panicked a bit and put the phone down
So, any good or what? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I think it is called that, anyone had it then?
I have a £10 Boots voucher I got for Christmas and wonder if they do it? I did ring Boots in Durham and asked, but the woman just said something like "Can you get the Manager, I think he is on the line again" so I panicked a bit and put the phone down
So, any good or what?"
lol I love your posts.
I am sure the pussy possee could help you out here
Spread em !
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"I think it is called that, anyone had it then?
I have a £10 Boots voucher I got for Christmas and wonder if they do it? I did ring Boots in Durham and asked, but the woman just said something like "Can you get the Manager, I think he is on the line again" so I panicked a bit and put the phone down
So, any good or what?"
i told you before ....sprinkle gunpowder off a firework over all your bits and just dance over a lit candle ...the great thing is you just dont know when its gonna hit ....then whoosh ....all gone in one flash ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See a bloke in my gym's changing rooms who's had it done. Also waxes his whole upper body, but bizarely not his legs which are ridiculously hairy. Always loos like he's wearing hairy stockings! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have decided that due to the credit crunch I will get one cheek (half and anus) half my back and one testicle sack done, I will do the other half next month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bigfella: I've just read four books about the life and times of Julius Caesar and his adventures with Brutus and Marc Antony et al and they travelled far and wide, across many different countries absorbing all sorts of cultures and at no point did they ever have a 'crack, sack and ... whatever' thingy!
Which leads me to belive that if the most perverse and sexually liberated people in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD didn't have their nuts waxed, then it must be a myth perpetrated by women to other women to make men suffer. It's bollocks pal (pun intended) - if ya want ya nuts smooth, shave em yerself, it's less messier and we have got it down to such a fine art that we can do it in the 5 minute half time break of a football match whereas women need five days to psyche themselves up for it, 3 months to trawl through Boots.online.com for the right fucking gel and a change of govt. to make death by bollock hacking a non-jailable offence. hehehe |
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the romans used oil and a slave would use a blade to scrape it off ...normally olive oil or moringa ...but i take your point...women take ages over stuff like that ...and then make us feel guilty cus they have had it done ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"big fella go with the gunpowder it works lol"
You are determined to blow his cock off arn,t you?? hmm??
Well not blow it off ...but blow it off.... oh you know what i mean LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the romans used oil and a slave would use a blade to scrape it off ...normally olive oil or moringa ...
Bloody hell PD you have a good memory
got history o level lol "
ooooh i thought you were reminiscing |
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"the romans used oil and a slave would use a blade to scrape it off ...normally olive oil or moringa ...
Bloody hell PD you have a good memory
got history o level lol
ooooh i thought you were reminiscing "
i knew that .....doh |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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"the romans used oil and a slave would use a blade to scrape it off ...normally olive oil or moringa "
There you go Bigfella, cover yourself in Crisp'n'Dry and get down the town centre on a Friday night, handing out potato peelers, someone will oblige! Sorted! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having read Elton John's latest blog entry I have decided that the 'hairy bum and associated dangley equipment' is in fact the way to go, so I am forgetting this for the moment
However, I will consult my stars on a regular basis and when Uranus is on the cusp, I may well wax my bits!
Admin, you can close this down now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"babe i work for boots and we dont do the back sack and crack lol xxxx"
Not in Stockport maybe, but in cosmopolitan Durham they do!...have a word with your Manager, it is a good line to get in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"babe i work for boots and we dont do the back sack and crack lol xxxx
Not in Stockport maybe, but in cosmopolitan Durham they do!...have a word with your Manager, it is a good line to get in."
Obviously chain stores cater for their local markets and where there isn't much call for back sack and cracks in the north west, where the male populace are predominantly child-like, baby-bum smoothies, the north east, however, requires a different marketing ploy to address the local caveman-man like male population. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I work for Botts in Notts - and we have a "while you wait" service and do it in the photo booth......
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I guess you just put the wax on and see what develops! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!"
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
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Well that couldnt have been hard...??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
Well that couldnt have been hard...???"
Well it wasn't at first then I played with it for a little whi.........oh you mean that it was bigger than mine?....YOU CHEEKY BITCH!!!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
Well that couldnt have been hard...???
Well it wasn't at first then I played with it for a little whi.........oh you mean that it was bigger than mine?....YOU CHEEKY BITCH!!!!"
Aaaah, maybe it was cos he had cracked, backed and sacked that it just "looked" bigger....??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
Well that couldnt have been hard...???
Well it wasn't at first then I played with it for a little whi.........oh you mean that it was bigger than mine?....YOU CHEEKY BITCH!!!!
Aaaah, maybe it was cos he had cracked, backed and sacked that it just "looked" bigger....???"
Good point well presented, hey I will tell you what, you Boots girls know your stuff when it comes to pixie penises!!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Could always blame the machine for having that pixelated look!!!
You saying I have a cock like a pixie???
Having never seen a pixies cock - i honestly couldnt comment!!!!
Actually, I have and I must admit, it was bigger than mine!
Well that couldnt have been hard...???
Well it wasn't at first then I played with it for a little whi.........oh you mean that it was bigger than mine?....YOU CHEEKY BITCH!!!!
Aaaah, maybe it was cos he had cracked, backed and sacked that it just "looked" bigger....???
Good point well presented, hey I will tell you what, you Boots girls know your stuff when it comes to pixie penises!!!"
Dont work for Boots........read again Big"little"fella!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"told her before but she wont leave me alone lol xx"
Lol..I can think of better ways of receiving pain than having the hairs on my legs ripped out by the root!
Pain and pleasure together is cool..pain on its own is crap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had one testicle sack done today at Poundland in Durham, so a bargain I thought, hopefully I can have the other bits done over the next few weeks. The downside is that they actually do it at the checkout while evryone is weatching, but it's cheap so I should not complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one testicle sack done today at Poundland in Durham, so a bargain I thought, hopefully I can have the other bits done over the next few weeks. The downside is that they actually do it at the checkout while evryone is weatching, but it's cheap so I should not complain."
hmmmmmmmm bigfella-boldonebollock hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Once I have the whole lot done, I think I will put a few photos on, I think it will look pretty good actually, I am told I have a 'canny arse' as they say up here, however that was by VIEW! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one testicle sack done today at Poundland in Durham, so a bargain I thought, hopefully I can have the other bits done over the next few weeks. The downside is that they actually do it at the checkout while evryone is weatching, but it's cheap so I should not complain."
I've now got a mental vision of same daft 17y/o trainee stretching your nuts across the scanner trying to get the till to register it. When it's unsuccessful for the 3rd time she rubs it on her tunic, tries again, and presses her light for a senior assistant to come and help her and when a face-chewing-a-bulldog-hard-as-nose matron-like woman-thing comes over you wince visibly as she grabs hold of your scrotum and tells the girl that unless it has a barcode she cant scan it.... I need some more sleep I think :~( |
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