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"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?
I mean it would take some organisation."
Literally if you whittled that down to 'do want to bang, can actually bang, are avaliable to bang'. That's surely 300 people? At a push  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.
There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.
And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?  "
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any? |
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"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?
I mean it would take some organisation.
Literally if you whittled that down to 'do want to bang, can actually bang, are avaliable to bang'. That's surely 300 people? At a push "
Ever the eternal optimist.  |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "
I’d love to.
Not much interest in me in my area, so I try and remember who I’ve messaged and if no reply I leave it be. Not even getting a chat I guess.
Working on getting to clubs and see how it goes, but been daft enough to miss daytime things as I’ve booked things like tattoo stuff when they’re on. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am 
And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all
Plus they are usually a couple of hours away 
So that’s like 4am "
I'm normally asleep by then  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am
And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all
Plus they are usually a couple of hours away "
Because your location is fake |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?"
Because we are picky. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky. "
Well good luck finding your will smith in here |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I’m too tired right now and have to be up for work in a few hours. Don’t bother sleeping
You WILL not like tired SG. We have two moods, hungry or tired and hungry is the lesser of two evils  "
I like you |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here"
I'll keep looking |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?"
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml "
This is so true! |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true! "
And also the ones I fancy don't fancy me  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true! "
I’d travel |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here"
Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend? |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true!
I’d travel"
Where to? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true!
I’d travel
Where to?"
Wherever you are  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here
Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?"
 they were separated!!!! |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true!
I’d travel
Where to?
Wherever you are "
Travel here then please |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml
This is so true!
I’d travel
Where to?
Wherever you are
Travel here then please "
I’m coming |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here
Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?
they were separated!!!!"
Because that makes it normal |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here
Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?
they were separated!!!!
Because that makes it normal "
I fancy Will. Not his domestic arrangements. Please and thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
It's a weird one isn't it?
I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?
Because we are picky.
Well good luck finding your will smith in here
Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?
they were separated!!!!
Because that makes it normal "
Leave Jada alone. I love her |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Brexit mate.
So true. Makes you wonder
There's a new vote coming up Pickle... Will it enhance your shagging capacity? "
Ummm. Nah. Unlikely. But if a woman wants to shag me she can make it happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Brexit mate.
So true. Makes you wonder
There's a new vote coming up Pickle... Will it enhance your shagging capacity?
Ummm. Nah. Unlikely. But if a woman wants to shag me she can make it happen. "
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I can't do meet now. Need plenty notice.
Besides, too busy wasting my time on Forum threads talking shite.
It's no wonder I don't have time to shag or be shagged. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "
Because most the men I talk to are obviously married and can only sneak away from their wives to meet at times I am not available ....
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By *neforutoMan 37 weeks ago
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"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.
There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.
And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "
Hahahhahaha, love it |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
Have you seen the state of some of the people on here. I’d rather fuck the toilet seat.
The mr "
That Woody bloke will be along later to call you out for this, unless he's the inconsistent **** I think he is. |
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Because some girls will, some girls won't, some girls need a lot of loving and some girls don't ...
Seriously though, I think a lot of it is just down to timing of those that do get a connection and I've noticed a lot of profiles that aren't looking to meet and just use fab as a kinky FB or X.
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"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.
There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.
And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "
I find I have better sex if I've got a connection, otherwise it's just going through the motions. |
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"Because none of the hotties are around the corner 
Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump
You're even further away "
I prefer a 3 minute drive for six hours of fun rather than a 6 hour drive for 3 minutes of fun.
But if ever I'm in the area |
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"Because none of the hotties are around the corner
Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump
You're even further away
I prefer a 3 minute drive for six hours of fun rather than a 6 hour drive for 3 minutes of fun.
But if ever I'm in the area "
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"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.
There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.
And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "
Couldn't have said any better |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?
Because I need to hydrate and sleep occasionally.
I mean, I’m trying but I’m not a machine! "
Power naps are the answer. |
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"I think sometimes people focus too much on things like the forum, where distance etc become issues. Rather than on people who are more local and hence easier to meet."
Distance doesn't matter a hoot on the forum, that's why it is so popular.
Distance matters far more for meeting, especially when there is nobody within workable range! |
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"I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me
Where was he hiding...the little scamp!?
He was just alongside the baby Jesus all the time "
Well they are the same entity... logically...it all seems so obvious now!
Which you've got him, could you ask him to let me win the lottery please, bored of this work lark. |
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"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day. "
My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!
that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that - |
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Some of us are banging, but it's not indiscriminate banging.
A few of us are a little more discerning and choosy when it comes to woo'ing. I don't ask for much...
My selection criteria is a narrow field of mediocrity: if she can get behind the wheel and do a 3-point turn in less than 9½ manoeuvres then she's worth a bonk or ². |
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To be honest I’ve had a bit of a bad back and the dog has been ill and I’ve been called up by the SAS to go on a secret mission to Milton Keynes and my car broke down and the train was cancelled by a bomb scare despite me offering to defuse it and my aunty has measles and the toilet is blocked and if that’s not enough I’ve had to write a speech for Rishi Sunak to deliver to the Royal Society of Pigeon Fanciers. |
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"To be honest I’ve had a bit of a bad back and the dog has been ill and I’ve been called up by the SAS to go on a secret mission to Milton Keynes and my car broke down and the train was cancelled by a bomb scare despite me offering to defuse it and my aunty has measles and the toilet is blocked and if that’s not enough I’ve had to write a speech for Rishi Sunak to deliver to the Royal Society of Pigeon Fanciers. "
No time for a Fiddle with all that going on. Hope life settles down soon for you |
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"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.
There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.
And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "
I agree totally.
Some seem, in chat, to build up their assets and skills to the point where they have no chance in hell of delivering it at a meet, so they back out last minute.
It certainly is treated as a dating site by some and a lonely hearts place to find friends by others.
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As much as people faux flirt on the forums we are all only attracted to about 2% of this site.
If the faux flirting was real then some would be meeting daily or the flirting would stop altogether
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"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day.
My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!
that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that - "
Invite me to the next one |
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"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "
Because the site is overrun with solo guy profiles, which I’m not looking for.
The majority of couples are only looking for couples, and generally; the couples who are looking for solo guys tend to be fake.
Add in the fact there are so few single ladies in here, and again, many of these are either fake, or have no intentions of meeting, or worse; won’t meet outside of a swinger club…..
Sometimes it’s a wonder any meets occur through Fab, although it was a very different site a few years ago….. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Speaking as a guy.
The majority of women (not all) want either bbc or hung white guys so the pool a lot of people are after is very concentrated so if you are outside of that pool the chances of meeting up is very small
Then you get to the messages and if you don’t title is correctly then you are instantly dismissed even though it’s impossible to judge someone by a bit of text in a box, so it’s actually more difficult than it should be to get a meet
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"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day.
My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!
that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that - "
Bloody brilliant idea |
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