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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago

Say you’re in and I will!

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere

Beef ones?

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By *agnar73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Sounds ominous

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Don't be a Martha

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Beef ones? "

Are you in or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Don't be a Martha "

* taps my head *

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Sounds ominous "

In or out?

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Beef ones?

Are you in or not? "

Sure! Can you give em a good wash first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Beef ones?

Are you in or not?

Sure! Can you give em a good wash first? "

Accchh, I can bleach ‘em babyquim!

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Beef ones?

Are you in or not?

Sure! Can you give em a good wash first?

Accchh, I can bleach ‘em babyquim! "

Pfft! They don't need bleaching!... Can you drape em so the right side doesn't dangle to the floor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Beef ones?

Are you in or not?

Sure! Can you give em a good wash first?

Accchh, I can bleach ‘em babyquim!

Pfft! They don't need bleaching!... Can you drape em so the right side doesn't dangle to the floor? "

Do your curtains hang low babyquim?

Can you toss them too and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Yep I’m in. Crack on OP. Thank you

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By *aizyWoman 35 weeks ago

west midlands

Go on then, have at em!

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Beef ones?

Are you in or not?

Sure! Can you give em a good wash first?

Accchh, I can bleach ‘em babyquim!

Pfft! They don't need bleaching!... Can you drape em so the right side doesn't dangle to the floor?

Do your curtains hang low babyquim?

Can you toss them too and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier? "

*Do my flaps hang low?!*

Nah, only the right side that I often strap to my knee to save the chaff

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Can I have Venetian blinds instead...

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By *cflirtyMan 35 weeks ago

Hampshire

I'm in

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Can I have Venetian blinds instead..."

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Yep I’m in. Crack on OP. Thank you "

Aww thanks baby bug! . Can I call them Kermit and miss piggy and and do funny voices while I manipulate them?

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By *cflirtyMan 35 weeks ago

Hampshire

A shimmy to the left, then the right and draw them in

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Go on then, have at em!"

Awww baby petal!

Can we go on naked picnic fun times in the Ricoh? x

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By *ora the explorerWoman 35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Don't be a Martha "

That’s what came into my head too

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Can I have Venetian blinds instead..."

I’d give you a sticky Venetian whirl babysis!

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By *educing_EmCouple 35 weeks ago

Tipperary

My curtains do need hanging

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By *ittlebirdWoman 35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Yep I’m in. Crack on OP. Thank you

Aww thanks baby bug! . Can I call them Kermit and miss piggy and and do funny voices while I manipulate them? "

I mean you could if you wanted to but if you did they may not be smiling

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By *aizyWoman 35 weeks ago

west midlands


"Go on then, have at em!

Awww baby petal!

Can we go on naked picnic fun times in the Ricoh? x"

Maybe wait till the weather has warmed up a bit!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Don't be a Martha

That’s what came into my head too "

Great minds Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"A shimmy to the left, then the right and draw them in "

Are you serious about me baby flirt? I can handle it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Don't be a Martha

That’s what came into my head too "

In or out Nora? x

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By *agnar73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sounds ominous

In or out? "

Very much out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"In"

Baby Willy! Coke and ice, on me

* rubs ice cube all sexy like on my nipples *

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out."

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"My curtains do need hanging "

Baby duce! I just wanna unzip you and climb right inside and stay there all winter, nice and warm!

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By *illy IdolMan 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"In

Baby Willy! Coke and ice, on me

* rubs ice cube all sexy like on my nipples *"

You'll get frostbite!

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By *weetiepie99Woman 35 weeks ago

cardiff

Mine are a bit droopy so in

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By *agnar73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

"

I didn’t begin sunshine

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 35 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

I didn’t begin sunshine "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

I didn’t begin sunshine "

What is it baby Ragnar? You’re a warrior! Did someone hurt you in the past? Are you wounded ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Mine are a bit droopy so in "

Awww baby pie! (aka Priscilla)

Have you ever considered tie backs?

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By *agnar73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

I didn’t begin sunshine

What is it baby Ragnar? You’re a warrior! Did someone hurt you in the past? Are you wounded ? "

It’s a long and complicated story, but my curtains are okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

I didn’t begin sunshine

What is it baby Ragnar? You’re a warrior! Did someone hurt you in the past? Are you wounded ?

It’s a long and complicated story, but my curtains are okay. "

Are you sure you’re not bleeding?

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By *agnar73Man 35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sounds ominous

In or out?

Very much out.

ARE YOU FINISHING WITH ME!!!

I didn’t begin sunshine

What is it baby Ragnar? You’re a warrior! Did someone hurt you in the past? Are you wounded ?

It’s a long and complicated story, but my curtains are okay.

Are you sure you’re not bleeding? "

I’m sure. Chewed maybe, but not bleeding

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman 35 weeks ago

London

Are you sure you're not curtains OP?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Central

My curtains need a good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Are you sure you're not curtains OP?"

M1ngefL4P5

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman 35 weeks ago

London


"Are you sure you're not curtains OP?

M1ngefL4P5 "

Cat flaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"Are you sure you're not curtains OP?

M1ngefL4P5

Cunt flaps"

Omg Lois!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    35 weeks ago


"My curtains need a good seeing to "

Babysoph! I’d pull your leopard prints to one side!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Can I have Venetian blinds instead..."

This is the blinds leading the blinds.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman 35 weeks ago

London


"Are you sure you're not curtains OP?

M1ngefL4P5

Cunt flaps

Omg Lois!!!! "

I did no say that!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 35 weeks ago

Reading

Stalking seems like such hard work!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Stalking seems like such hard work!"

Pull yourself together.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Stalking seems like such hard work!

Pull yourself together."

Beef Curtains

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Stalking seems like such hard work!

Pull yourself together.

Beef Curtains "

I need the eye bleach !

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Stalking seems like such hard work!

Pull yourself together.

Beef Curtains

I need the eye bleach !"

Eyelet bleach.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 35 weeks ago

Southampton


"Stalking seems like such hard work!

Pull yourself together.

Beef Curtains

I need the eye bleach !

Eyelet bleach."

That had me in stitches

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