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To Croc or not to Croc?
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By *eliWoman 29 weeks ago
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It depends on where they fall on the fuckability/Crocs scale.
Below a certain level, it would utterly destroy my vagina's chance of getting wet for them.
A certain level and I'll be too dickstracted/cuntlusting to notice them.  |
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Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...
I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me  |
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"Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...
I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me "
Think this is what Meli might mean by her fuckability/Crocs scale
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By *rAitchMan 29 weeks ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...
I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me
Think this is what Meli might mean by her fuckability/Crocs scale
Miss S x"
Where do my leather crocs register on the scale?  |
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"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.
Actually wait - nope can't do it.
Mrs "
But you was so close!
How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?
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"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.
Actually wait - nope can't do it.
Mrs
But you was so close!
How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?
Miss S x"
Hi, didn't realise you wore crocs, bye.
Quite easy really.
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"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.
Actually wait - nope can't do it.
Mrs
But you was so close!
How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?
Miss S x
Hi, didn't realise you wore crocs, bye.
Quite easy really.
Mrs "
love that hahahaha
Miss S x |
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I've got my pink crocs on right now.
They are not from THIS croc craze nor the croc craze before ......
My crocs are from America before crocs hit the shores of the UK. Son in Law away on business bought them for my daughter who HATED them and gave them to me.
For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc.
BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate.... |
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By *rRiosMan 29 weeks ago
dublin |
"I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me! 
I've never even tried a pair on!!
Miss S x
You're missing a treat! 
So I keep being told, are they really that comfortable?!
Miss S x"
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"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow "
Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment
Miss S x |
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I ordered two pairs of slider online one pair branded one other pair. the branded pair too flat and not very comfy and won't stay on hence i don't wear them. The other pair I didn't realise where Croc's until I unpacked them and seen the Icon thingies in the holes but are very comfortable and wear them all time.
For club visits I'll always wear sliders that are never worn outside, not had any comments for it and it doesn't bother me if other do. Look after your feet. |
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"I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker. 
I feel like this will be me if I try a pair on
Miss S x"
It was the younger girls at work that finally convinced me. Mine are kinda house shoes, slippers, spa day, campervan, shared shower use but the workies wear them for all sorts, I’m defo not there yet!
Shall we meet at derbion and go croc hunting |
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"I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker.
I feel like this will be me if I try a pair on
Miss S x
It was the younger girls at work that finally convinced me. Mine are kinda house shoes, slippers, spa day, campervan, shared shower use but the workies wear them for all sorts, I’m defo not there yet!
Shall we meet at derbion and go croc hunting "
You've twisted my arm, let's go!
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow
Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment
Miss S x"
I think it’s shallow to think this way BUT if I was going to be shallow and be put off my clothes or footwear I’d not be put off by crocs because I think they look cool . Especially with white socks. |
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"I've got my pink crocs on right now….
For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc. BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate.... "
I never have owned a pair of crocs (and likely never will), but the places you’ve mentioned are the only places where I think crocs are acceptable. They should never be worn out in public  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Depends on what we had planned and how they are wearing them.
If they’re dressed like they’re ready to put the bins out, I’d probably think they could have made more of an effort.
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By *olf and RedCouple 29 weeks ago
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For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc.
BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate.... "
This  |
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"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow
Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment
Miss S x
I think it’s shallow to think this way BUT if I was going to be shallow and be put off my clothes or footwear I’d not be put off by crocs because I think they look cool . Especially with white socks. "
Oooooh white socks too!!! Gotcha!
Miss S x |
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Hmmm...
I would hesitate, ponder about the Crocs™, think, dither somewhat, ruminate at length and then say to myself "...at least she's not standing there waiting for me, holding a venti size Pumpkin Spiced Latte!".  Because if she were the deal would be off.
Therefore I would allow the Crocs™...and then ravish her. 
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"Would someone turning up with crocs on for a meet or wearing them in a swinging club put you off?
Would you run like the wind or just tell them to whip them off along with their clothes
Miss S x"
Never. And you can put Uggs in the same box when you throw them out. |
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By *eah BabyCouple 29 weeks ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Would someone turning up with crocs on for a meet or wearing them in a swinging club put you off?
Would you run like the wind or just tell them to whip them off along with their clothes
Miss S x"
Game over, horny level would drop to zero  |
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