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Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero? |
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Stick kettle on, put tea bag in cup, put hot water in cup, go upstairs and get out of current clothes and put comfies on, return to brewing brew, sit and relax with cuppa and chocolate hob nobs  and that’s the truth Ruth  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero?"
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By *irthandgirthMan 23 weeks ago
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"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them. "
Statistically, the most played game at mine is "where the fuck are my keys?"
If I put them in the pot 3 times in a row I award myself a virtual gold star |
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"What's the first thing you do?
Have a wee.
As soon as my bladder hears me put the key in the lock she activates evacuation protocols."
I can happily sit all through the commute home, possibly pop to the shop, fanny on doing whatever... Soon as I'm stood at my front door the race to the bathroom pre pissing my pants is on  |
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"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.
I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.
Are yours the only set in there?
…. *nods 
* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl  "
Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too  |
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"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.
I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.
Are yours the only set in there?
…. *nods
* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl
Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too "
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