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When you read something on a profile and you have to work out what is actually meant. I'll start with:
I'm discreet.- My wife'll kill if she finds out.
I'm discreet.- Wouldn't be seen dead with you in public. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Not here for penpals- wants to enter your fanny and never know your name
Here for a good time not a long time - ill be here for as long as I can get away with cheating
Respectful gentleman - absolute bastard |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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I don't have a specific type - will fuck anyone.
Nice and respectful - future serial killer
No penpals - I don't have a personality and just rely on my penis
Connection is key - I like boobs
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"I don't have a specific type - will fuck anyone.
Nice and respectful - future serial killer
No penpals - I don't have a personality and just rely on my penis
Connection is key - I like boobs
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Lady, I told you all that in confidence!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Can’t accommodate. - don’t or can or will or won’t - I’ll let you know later if I know you’re not a crazy stalker type.
Can accommodate - slut 
Can’t travel - lazy .
Can travel - desperate for a shag.
You can’t win with these ones.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...
Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.
You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.
I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.
The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...
Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.
You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.
I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.
The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote "
You're pushing it |
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"No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...
Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.
You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.
I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.
The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote
You're pushing it"
Push it real good... You'll thank me for that ear worm |
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"Not here for penpals- wants to enter your fanny and never know your name
Here for a good time not a long time - ill be here for as long as I can get away with cheating
Respectful gentleman - absolute bastard"
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I don't have a specific type- I will fuck anyone with a fanny
I am discreet- I will tell all my mates I fucked a right goer on fab.
I am honestly a nice guy- just cheating on my Mrs.
I will stick to boundaries.- I will try to get you to do more in the meet.
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VWE only! BBC/ITV preferred! Been on the site a few years and no meets.
(Usually means my friend Shirley said her fella has a 19inch long wangle and that anything below is small. Fanny likely echos when you talk near it due to her shoving everything short of the fridge up there to prepare for the incoming onslaught of massive winklers. Also likely smells of exotic cheeses.) |
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"VWE only! BBC/ITV preferred! Been on the site a few years and no meets.
(Usually means my friend Shirley said her fella has a 19inch long wangle and that anything below is small. Fanny likely echos when you talk near it due to her shoving everything short of the fridge up there to prepare for the incoming onslaught of massive winklers. Also likely smells of exotic cheeses.)"
sooo wrong and soooo laughed at this |
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unable to send face pic due to job = think the wife is also on here
need discretion due to job = think my boss is also on the site
discreet daytime meets = shit need to make sure my boss and my wife dont find out
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"unable to send face pic due to job = think the wife is also on here
need discretion due to job = think my boss is also on the site
discreet daytime meets = shit need to make sure my boss and my wife dont find out
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Will not send face pic - I think my boss is banging my wife |
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To be fair, I’ll happily send a face pic… when we chat. We do both work in jobs where we just can’t put our face pics public. And yes, it is a pain in the arse. Wish we could, would make it so much easier |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Oh this had me snickering in public
- Open to regular or one offs = will take what I can get
- genuine/respectful/nice = will be like that until I get what I want with you then I'm over it & on to the next, or will breadcrumb you til it suits me
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Not my 1st rodeo - Never been on Fab before.
I know how this works - No, you don't.
Lost my verifications - Where? Down the back of the sofa?
I can breathe through my ears - Fuck me! You're a medical marvel!
I can lick all night - See above ^
Here for a good time not a long time - Oh do fuck off you utter Cockwomble! |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Respectful = will wait till 3rd message to send you a picture of my dick
Patient = will wait until 5th message to ask I'd you FAF
Clean = I've dipped my cock in every fanny going and I'll shower before we meet. |
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I'll do one from my own profile to be fair.
"Hi. I'd like to meet a lady who's interested in meeting a crossdresser for fun and a play or just having a coffee and a chat..."- Really desperate for a shag. |
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I’m a () year old male and I’m looking to meet couples & females = I lack imagination.
Naturally Dom, but I can switch = I like pounding women doggy, but if it gets my nuts wet, I’ll let her go on top.
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'Been told I...'
I'm not able to say anything with certainty and I have no outstanding or attractive features 
Such as
Been told 1 look young for my age =
I tried to order a shandy when I was underage with my mates. I'm now 63 but probably 76.
Been told I'm the perfect Dom = I expect you to do all the work and bark instructions for more of what I expect. Once saw a clip for 50 Shades.
Always patient = I'll pretend to agree to a social but my hands will be all over you, before we get inside.
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